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post funny/ironic or good quotes from regular conversations...

 

 

"Look at this, the roof keeps leaking! We're gonna need to buy a bigger garbage can." -my boss

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"Dude, you realize that, for the past 10 minutes, you've been telling this poor drunk girl that if she passes out you're seriously going to whip your dick out, stand over her and flap the landing gear until you nut on her face, right? What are you, some sort of fucking deryll?"

 

"....Shit, I'm just trying to make conversation."

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"I know I was rubbing you so hard skin was coming off of my hands" --the senior account executive on the phone with god knows who...

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"that is fantastic. that is outta sight"--my canadian boss

 

"some people say cucumbers taste better pickled"--friend from atlanta

 

"thats because BLACKS DONT EAT PUSSY"--myself in a comically heated conversation with some friends, took place right in front of a crowd of homeless crackheads (blacks) in the sweet TL

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"some people say cucumbers taste better pickled"--friend from atlanta

 

 

Dave Chappelle....I know because I stole it from him and use it all the time...

 

AND THAT PISS WAS DIGITAL!!! NICOLE SIMPSON CANT RAP!!!

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"i was watchin this porn, and the bitch stuck a (cacumba) in her twat and then made salad with it"- some black guy on the train

haha the way he pronouced cucumber was fucking hilarious

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"stop feeling sorry for yourself"

 

after i got a typhoid shot and some other shot in the same arm yesterday, i was telling my boy that my arm was soar

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trust story, two days ago he[Hesh]said 'yo, the arugala and berry salad is delicious, yo'.

 

From another thread.

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"If I ever meet Gliks in real life, I'm going to have him throw me up to sick rooftop spots." Saratonin//

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"the universal sign for smoking weed can change drastically into the universal sign for blowjobs if you move your hand just an inch to the side"

-me making an confused observation at a friend who was secretly trying say he was smoking weed but his hand placement was way the fuck off.

 

 

 

"i dont care who the fuck you are, you should never be calling another grown ass man thats not your father your daddy"

-my brother regarding lil wayne

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning that's the best they're going to feel all day."

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josh: "dick, tell me you love me"

dick: "nnnnnno"

josh: "dick, tell me you love me"

dick: "NNNO"

josh: "i just bought you deftones tickets"

dick: " i love you"

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"good morning"

 

"no, bad morning. bad morning, sit"

 

"are you hung over"

 

"i wish"

 

i think that's all i needed to say

 

 

"you kind of freaked us out"

 

"yeah, i bet"

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