FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 post funny/ironic or good quotes from regular conversations... "Look at this, the roof keeps leaking! We're gonna need to buy a bigger garbage can." -my boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 "you are a habitual line crosser" after making WWII jew joke shortly after being introduced to a jewish girl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 "I like this perfume, it makes me want to have sex with myself." -M.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 "Dude, you realize that, for the past 10 minutes, you've been telling this poor drunk girl that if she passes out you're seriously going to whip your dick out, stand over her and flap the landing gear until you nut on her face, right? What are you, some sort of fucking deryll?" "....Shit, I'm just trying to make conversation." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 "I know I was rubbing you so hard skin was coming off of my hands" --the senior account executive on the phone with god knows who... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 "I went up to the roof earlier, I think they re-tarred it." -K.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 "I'm gonna go stick my cock in some Gumbo" "I bet your pussy smells like Curry powder" YUCKO THE CLOWN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 "that is fantastic. that is outta sight"--my canadian boss "some people say cucumbers taste better pickled"--friend from atlanta "thats because BLACKS DONT EAT PUSSY"--myself in a comically heated conversation with some friends, took place right in front of a crowd of homeless crackheads (blacks) in the sweet TL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 "some people say cucumbers taste better pickled"--friend from atlanta Dave Chappelle....I know because I stole it from him and use it all the time... AND THAT PISS WAS DIGITAL!!! NICOLE SIMPSON CANT RAP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 "i was watchin this porn, and the bitch stuck a (cacumba) in her twat and then made salad with it"- some black guy on the train haha the way he pronouced cucumber was fucking hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 my sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 ^^^thats dope... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 ka-kumba hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL^ Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 "stop feeling sorry for yourself" after i got a typhoid shot and some other shot in the same arm yesterday, i was telling my boy that my arm was soar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 trust story, two days ago he[Hesh]said 'yo, the arugala and berry salad is delicious, yo'. From another thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 "If I ever meet Gliks in real life, I'm going to have him throw me up to sick rooftop spots." Saratonin// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 "the universal sign for smoking weed can change drastically into the universal sign for blowjobs if you move your hand just an inch to the side" -me making an confused observation at a friend who was secretly trying say he was smoking weed but his hand placement was way the fuck off. "i dont care who the fuck you are, you should never be calling another grown ass man thats not your father your daddy" -my brother regarding lil wayne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 "i want to meet someone who doesn't play games with me, and just plays with me." -L.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning that's the best they're going to feel all day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 please refer to my signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL^ Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 josh: "dick, tell me you love me" dick: "nnnnnno" josh: "dick, tell me you love me" dick: "NNNO" josh: "i just bought you deftones tickets" dick: " i love you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveparesucksgasm Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 i was telling my boy that my arm was soar caL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL^ Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Wooops, grammar police on point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 "good morning" "no, bad morning. bad morning, sit" "are you hung over" "i wish" i think that's all i needed to say "you kind of freaked us out" "yeah, i bet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 "Fucked up, Imm Helllla Harrrrdd" -me after two REALLY fat chewy blunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 so what are you going to do today? "brush my teeth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 "have you ever farted in your hand and cupped it to your mouth?" "it smells like garbage in your pants" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 "our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein"- jack black (tenacious d's 'pick of destiny') i had just smoked last night and i seen this video.. my girl who had been sleeping woke up when hearing this and we lolled for a solid ten minutes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 "your big monkey ass reaching for something? thats fucked up. so what's up? what do you want to go thru?" -C.P. ^a friend of mine almost got into a fight on the job @ a construction site with a big black guy, who was almost twice his size. and after my friend kept asking "do you have a problem?" the guy went to reach for the boxcutter clipped to his pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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