FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 "I'm toasted, medium rare." -K.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Milk Cup [pt. 2] Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 "stop feeling sorry for yourself" after i got a typhoid shot and some other shot in the same arm yesterday, i was telling my boy that my arm was soar Worst. Quote. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 my brother, standing inside my parents house next to the front door: "you know the best part about fucking an invalid girl?" less than a second after he speaks the last word, the front door opens and our mom walks in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 "i hated being skinny, it hurt to sit." -M.S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 "i'm an equal opportunity hater." -C.O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 "There has to be a light. Look at me, I'm the walking dead - but at least I don't act like it." -L.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 "That's right, I forgot you were born again." -L.M. "What are you, dead again?" -L.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krONIKONE Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 "My mom thought i was out partying the night before, because i looked like i ate alot." -Some dude I was typing it as he was telling me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krONIKONE Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 "What can i say about that suit that already hasnt been said about afganistan, it looks bombed-out, and depleted." -Charley Murphy from Chappelle's Show makes me crack up every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 "you said this was classy dress, but yours flies undone and your wearing a balaclava on your head" my lady friend to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 "Shouldn't we learn by dodging balls that are thrown at us???" "Thats what this sack of wrenches is for" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Pretty much everything that comes out of Patches Ohulahan's mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 "Chill don't pay my bills." -G.L. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 "How you gonna be a thugged-out gangsta nigga with a myspace page?" -G.L. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 "seriously, i really did shit in her mouth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 "The words "nigga" and "dawg" don't go in the same sentence, thats a violation on the streets." -G.L. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 "That guys outfit is basically throwing in the towel and saying 'fuck it, I didn't want to get laid anyway' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 "Magic powers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 "You're a playter, a player and a hater." -L.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 an Arab-American guy i knew to a guy named David East who had a reputation of not showering: "Hey East! What kind of cologne is that you're wearing? 'Stench - By David East'?" - M. Mathlouthi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 "Geezus christ. I say, "hello," and you just burp into my ear." -L.M. "If we were born in a world where burping was the equivalent of saying "hello" when you pick up the phone, then my burp would have fucked the shit up out of your measly little "hello." -L.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 "I gotta get some more white tshirts. what are those shit's called, fruitaballoon?" -G.L. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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