Theo Huxtable. Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 knew a dude like that pronounced his last name wrong. last name was Ussery and he would always say "Ursery..." then again he was from the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I would hire whoever is most qualified for the job, and not tell other people what to name their kids. You're also black. Which pretty much negates your statement. I don't like white people, the majority of them at least, but it doesn't stop me from realizing that I have to be the whitest cracker I can be, every single time I have a job interview. Although I have a brother who's half black, and his name is Darjae, and he has done pretty well for himself as far as jobs are concerned, although he can be pretty damn white when he wants to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 knew a dude like that pronounced his last name wrong. last name was Ussery and he would always say "Ursery..." then again he was from the south. Uh... you can pronounce your last name however you want no matter how it's spelled. Seriously, you just have to stay consistant and that shit is full on legal. Apparently you'd be kinda splitting hairs if you want to call 'Jones' > 'Smith' but according to my 10th grade English teacher it's totally cool from a legal AND historical standpoint. She was a pretty smart gal... Even if his parents call themselves uSSery he can still DEMAND to be called uRsery. I don't knbow why he would though, I met many fine people in the south named Ussery... never met a Ursery. Actually, a crazy drummer friend of mine (who is from Maine so no southern stereotypes) says the origin of his last name is due to the fact that one side of his family, WAY back in France, was SO shitty that the other have divorced them and changed the name... So, originally they were all called the Te and the 'good' part of the family took the new name LeBonTe, or Lebonte to distinguish themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 read Freakonomics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 telling people what to do is way more fun than "tolerating our differences". fuck that hippy gay shit CO-SIGNAGEORRAMA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Stuart is the whitest name ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 What is dont get is (I dont if this has happend to you LENS) but how does someone with a common name like ours gets mispronounced!!! I mean shit, its easy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Its because you guys are black... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinCan Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 It's funny cause Tyrone is a county in Ireland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 brett favre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 haha, i was just pondering something similar last night... 120z, im on to you... anywho, during a H.S year in florida.. this new chick who was puerto rican came into class and introduced herself as "queen" later pranced away to her assigned seat. she was heavy, ugly, and highly annoying... hence her introduction... awkward stares from the typical white floridian H.S girl quickly followed... she sat close to me, the teacher would call her out as "queen" --> she smiled... and later i came to find out her actual name was "princesa" which is "princess" but still highly absurd... i worked with this black girl once named "chiquita" like the banana... all i could say..."are you serious"...? her reply quickly followed with her showing me her banana shaped keychain with the chiquita banana logo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnitediner Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 My sister-in-law's sister's boyfriend is named Superman. He is a negro. He has to show people his driver's license all the time to prove it is his real name. His parents must really hate black people. They made his life harder than it had to be. this must be the worst when dealing with police. "what's your name son?" "superman" after being bear maced, he's asked again. "now that you ain't feelin so invincible, what is your got-damn name son?" "superman, officer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 there is a black kid in my school whos real name is "peter pan" then there is a gay black kid, whos real name is "peaches" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 this extremely homo black kid i once worked with was named chad... i assumed a name change to fit his identity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 I heard of a black kid who's name was "mister" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 this must be the worst when dealing with police. "what's your name son?" "superman" after being bear maced, he's asked again. "now that you ain't feelin so invincible, what is your got-damn name son?" "superman, officer" ha ha ha, this gave me a god laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I know this white boy London dude with the whole austin powers accent and all but his names Nick Jackson. its great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 You're also black. Which pretty much negates your statement. Damn..foreal? I was pretty sure I have gotten made fun of for being the palest mother fucker out there many many times throughout my life.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Yo Tyquann Bridges... I had health class with that kid he was pretty much bred into crackheadom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Yo Tyquann Bridges... I had health class with that kid he was pretty much bread into crackheadom... bred* i think... shit now im second guessing myself.... no im right.... bred* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 read Freakonomics. According to this, I have a lower class white girl name ....and I still wouldnt hire a bitch named Becky. But I am racist, so its okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 becky is a whore name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I was just thinking the other day. That famous girl mo'nique. That hyphen leads me to believe that they dropped a letter from her name. Perhaps her shit used to be Mo Unique. Which is incredibly ghetro. I might hire a L'darryl or lamarrrr, But never a Mo Uniquewa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Darryls are not good white people names if you get a white darryle steer clear... never met a white dude name lamar...I knew a cool ass black kid though in middle school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slush.e Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 My sister-in-law's sister's boyfriend is named Superman. He is a negro. He has to show people his driver's license all the time to prove it is his real name. His parents must really hate black people. They made his life harder than it had to be. Your sister-in-law's sister, is merely another sister-in-law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 jacquita lafawnda culpepper-jones marries jaequan antawn jackson and they have six kids... dashawn monifa (mo) jazzmen tyrita mewelde and richie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 SPYD RULES! I want more of his insight on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Not only does your name determine whether or not you get the job--but also where you live. Yo. On the strength of your name I would assume you could count really high and thus would probably hire you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oushla Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 black people are better than white people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 black girls are better than white girls or so Del sez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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