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the bar I work at bought a house PA system, and wanted me to DJ via laptop which seems to be the trend if you dont want to pay for a real DJ.

 

the only catch was I didn't want to play the shit that numbskulls are playing at every other bar.. I would play what I wanted to as long as it was dance worthy...

 

150 bucks and free drinks all night...

 

fuck yeah

 

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people every day -- arrested development...

next up "numb" by portishead

 

 

now taking requests...

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Re: DJ Point & Click

 

the bar I work at bought a house PA system, and wanted me to DJ via laptop which seems to be the trend if you dont want to pay for a real DJ.

 

the only catch was I didn't want to play the shit that numbskulls are playing at every other bar.. I would play what I wanted to as long as it was dance worthy...

 

150 bucks and free drinks all night...

 

fuck yeah

 

now playing

people every day -- arrested development...

next up "numb" by portishead

 

 

now taking requests...

 

when i was staying in japan i knew a guy that used to dj at a club with his laptop...

 

djing with an ipod is just as effective. i don't even know the point of a "real dj" though. but i can understand because people want someone on the turntables yelling and livening up the crowd and spinning and scratching. plus they can mix and do acapella, etc...

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Re: DJ Point & Click

 

SexyBack - Justin Timberlake

When You Say Nothing At All - Kathy Phillips

Russian Girls - Sasha Dith

Be Still - Kaskade

Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado

What A Feeling - Peter Luts & Dominico

Secret Of Love - Barcera

Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera

Paradise - E-Type f./Na Na

Love U All Over - Jillian

Highest Mountains - Robert G. f./Kate Lesing

Who Knew - Pink

Somebody's Watching Me - BeatFreakz

Radio Station - The Touch

I Call It Love - Lionel Richie

C'est La Vie - Kim English

Tell Me Why - Super Mode

World, Hold On - Bob Sinclar f./Steve Edwards

He's A Pirate - Pirates Of The Caribbean

Me & U Young Blaze Remix - Cassie

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Give Me Your Love Carl Cox f./Hannah Robinson

Say Somethin' Mariah Carey f./Snoop Dogg

Suffer Well Depeche Mode

So Special Judge Jules

Faster Kill Pussycat Paul Oakenfold

S.O.S. Rihanna

I Want More (Cling On To Me) Amuka

Kiss The Sky Danielle Bollinger

The One That Got Away Natasha Bedingfield

Walk Away Kelly Clarkson

The Wings (Theme From Brokeback Mountain) Gustavo Santaolalla

It Makes A Difference Kim English

Hands Up To Heaven Heaven 17

Tracking Treasure Down Gabriel & Dresden

Control Myself LL Cool J f./Jennifer Lopez

Love Will Find A Way Vernessa Mitchell

Say I Christina Milian f./Young Jeezy

Falling Apart The Lovemakers

Stupid Girls Pink

Rapture Riders Blondie Vs. The Doors

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boo to laptop djs.....horray for easy money.

 

 

i was joking with a friend about starting to dj with my ipod.

 

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seriously....what am i doing with 1200's and vestax mixers and actual records. i should sell that bullshit on ebay and get with the program. i could even start my own music site on myspace.

 

....actually, if i lived in williamsburg i probably would buy one of these. then id dress up all funny and be really ironic and kids who dont know shit about anything other than pbr and short sighted goals would fucking love me and give me tons of free coke.

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this is actually a cool idea... could you imagine hooking an ipod video up to this mixing movie tracks and conversations with other music? That could be awesome.

 

dirty vegas- "days go by", followed by moby's "quiet pianos (b-side)" is a great outro.

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I've helped nigger-rig some parties with a lone Ipod and some speakers.

 

play Camoflauge- Get up off me

or Lil Yola- Dont Make Us

If no one gets any busted lips, the crowd's fucking lame

play

Ludacris- Pussy Poppin

Tango Red- Wobble & Shake it

36MAFIA- When I Pull Up at the Club...for dancing and comedy

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