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Yeah, I meant poor people fat or some close approximation. Like a hefty bag filled with wet leaves.

 

But what's up with rich people fat? You know, baby fat. The richies never get all that big, and it looks kind of nice. Like they are covered in foam. Or like, insulated from the world.

 

Yeah, you're right. But if I was a rich girl with rich people fat on me, I'd go take up some tennis and golf and polo to get me into shape.

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NoFX - Hotdog In A Hallway

She'll have another piece of pie

She'll have a double reuben rye

She works hard at eating well

That's why I love her

 

She's got a couple of pony kegs

Her arms are bigger than my legs

And when she holds me I can't breathe

That's why I love her

 

I'm her butter she's my bread

She's like a mobile waterbed

And when I got on top of her

I can't touch the mattress

 

And when her flesh begins to sag

She's like a human sleeping bag

I feel so cozy, safe and warm

She's my insulation

 

I always know where she sat

And when she's on me I get flat

Some broken ribs a punctured lung

That's why I love her

 

She's my Phillie I'm her Stud

Her bean is bigger than my pud

It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale

That's why I love her

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so ive heard, im surprised by the amount of people that have told me this

 

fat girls love polishing the knob

 

I will further that thought .... I think any insecure girl gives good head ... they want to please you way more than a chick who knows she is the goods !!!

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so ive heard, im surprised by the amount of people that have told me this

 

fat girls love polishing the knob

 

Fat girls love the cock.... I had me a pretty thick.. almost going into fat chick that i use to mess with back in the days, she would come over and just blow me for hours while i watched TV and it was Bomb ass head... I use to think she liked it cause it was like food to her without the calories..

 

:p

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I love thick girls....I have my own thread about it....but it has to be the right thick or right big lady friendness.

 

 

I have my own big lady freind call, "HEEEEEEEEYYYYY BIGGGGGGG LADDDDDIE FRIIIIEEEND" in almost a southern accent.They can't resist it, or they fucking hate it and hate me for doing but fuck it what ever.

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If there is a code name for big gurls, its gotta be MOPEDS. You know, theyre fun to ride until your friends see you on one.

 

BUT ON THE REAL, IM A REAL CHUBBY CHASER, MOPED RIDER 4 LIFE! I love big thick girls with pretty faces and I like them because they are so fun to fuck and have suck your dick. But more interestingly is that they do whatever the fuck you tell them to do and they really do try harder to please. I have done lots of nasty shit with big broads. And let me tell you, there is nothing in this world like a big pretty woman in your bed on a cold night.

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(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block

And already got a fat girl on my jock

Now my story's kinda simple so please take it simple

As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple

I was chillin on the ave drinkin some booze

Saw a fatty comin my way so what was I to do?

I busted a U went tha other way again

but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end

I turned around, here she came, stride for stride

funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five

Stampede was rushin, I double looked

and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook

Five four three ugly as can be, she said

 

:)

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