Weapon X Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I go to my buddy's house on Turesday to smoke and play XBox and he's going on about the girls he's bringing to his party that night. How they're smoking hot, blonde haired, blue eyes, etc. Now, this guy is also going on about how he only dates beautiful girls with blonde hair and blue eyes and "big titties". Even though he is a Jew. That's besides the point. He tells me how he'll introduce me to these beautiful girls if I go down there, even though I'm broke as fuck. So, I can't be spending money on beers and food. We go down, and people are setting up the sound. I'm chilling with some porkchop, and he's going on about how he loves girls with "big titties". I'm like, "yeah, me too". I later see him macking on some girl with big tits, and big everything else. Finally, the club opens, and people come in. One group of girls was a bunch of heffers. All blondes. These were the beautiful girls my buddy was talking about? And anyways, later, we go back to my buddy's house to smoke a cannon and one of the fat girls comes, and she's all going on about how guys can't resist a beautiful blonde like herself. Maybe because she has her own gravitational pull? Yeah, so this maybe should have gone in Hayabusa's fat girl thread, but I really wanted you guys to know that y'all should look out for the "big titty" people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 yeah, big titties are gross. if a girl starts talking yang about how shes hot, and she isn't, knock that bitch off her pedastul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 my girl has 'big titties' but I like that. Just enough of the curves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 big tits are cool when they are out of proportion with the body. but the fatpackrack is just disgusting and vile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I can't say I'm a fan of girls with extra swole knocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 well u know i have this friend who is a fucking deusch bag (sp)? anyways hell be like yo nigga lets ride out i got girls comming by and shit wellhave a blast so we gohang out everytime this nigga does this hell show up with girls and never introduce a nigga ot any of them imlike wtf is the point of saying you're bringing hot chics if you are going to hog them all for yourself and make me look like the scumbag and go up to them and start my own game what a wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Pod have you tried growing balls? Or maybe trying to keep your pimp hand strong? Pussy. G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I like me a chick thick to. but I aint talking busted ugly fat either.. Titties isnt my main thing,, if they got a fat ass .. im in there. MORE TO LOVE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I like a girl that is 125lbs 5'2" to 5'6" with like a C at most gotta have long dark hair tan skin I like them thin. Love it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 well u know i have this friend who is a fucking deusch bag (sp)? The correct spelling is Deutsch bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 The correct spelling is Deutsch bag. i thought there was a silent "w" somewhere in there? Wdeutsch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 phat pretty hot and tempting!! i love me a girl who can really strap on the feedbag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XgraffcoreX Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 they suck the best dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 are they fat or are they thick? cause alot of dudes will be like oh shes fat when all she is is thick like nice thick i like me some thick womens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I knew this chick right? Amazing ass. Amazingly fat ass. Fat just dripping off of it like hot fudge. Her ass was like a piece of butter on some French toast. Gorgeous. Huge. We had to avoid certain doorways. The tits of a ten year old boy, but hot ham and bacon what an ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 i like me some thick womens .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 YES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Ass like a bag of marshmallows. Like the meat on a steak that you cut around and avoid and leave in a little pile on your plate, you know, the fat. The kind of ass that could support a game of Monopoly, or a two children wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 nope none of that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Turnstiles were always trouble. Bangin' ass tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 man there seems to be a bunch of fat bitchs threads recently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockwork202 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 they suck the best dick. so ive heard, im surprised by the amount of people that have told me this fat girls love polishing the knob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Hm that does make a lot of sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 Ass like a bag of marshmallows. Like the meat on a steak that you cut around and avoid and leave in a little pile on your plate' date=' you know, the fat. The kind of ass that could support a game of Monopoly, or a two children wrestling.[/quote'] Are you talking about poor people fat? Like, the ass looks like a bag of popcorn underneath the spandex they bought at Bargain Harold's? And CaCash, I don't mean thick. I mean these girls were fat. I forgot to mention that the dude who was going on about how he only deals with beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed girls with big tits (said all snobbily); well his girlfriend is pushing 250 lbs, easy. And he was gonna lay that next fat girl that was at his house late at night. I got out of there as soon as the roach was put out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 http://www.bustywebshots.blogspot.com/ word. look at the ass on that bitch, look at the titties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 yes. look at the tittays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 ^ damn, the pictures underneath is of a girl in eighth grade! I wonder how big they'll be when she is 18? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I like a girl that is 125lbs 5'2" to 5'6" with like a C at most gotta have long dark hair tan skin I like them thin. Love it... indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Yeah, I meant poor people fat or some close approximation. Like a hefty bag filled with wet leaves. But what's up with rich people fat? You know, baby fat. The richies never get all that big, and it looks kind of nice. Like they are covered in foam. Or like, insulated from the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 damn shes stacked id hit id hella hit then id jump bail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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