ERIZENO Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep thanks....I'm at work So am I .... Bored as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep find one of brian and Lois duder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep I didn't find that ...I have an old email from like 98 with a bunch of them ... too bad it was pre-family guy. I feel safe assuming they would have one in there if it were more recently produced. The rest I have: Snow white and 7 ... Flintstones ( a few odd ones ) Jetsons (which is just nasty !!) and a bunch of DC superheroes all gang style on Wonderwoman. However : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep Brian: I've licked my fair share of peanutbutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep oh my god..... I'm sorry i asked really really sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep My whole work now knows of this story!! TOO FUNNY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep i keep having dreams where im fucking chicks with big tits that are married, last night the chick was married to homer simpson but she wasnt marge. she was a real chick. and she had a baseball stadium in her house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep My whole work now knows of this story!! TOO FUNNY!! shit, i really really wish i had a photo of the offedning sock to post! Okay, I'll dig it out of the trash and flick it with a disposable camera later tonight. Photo sometime soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep THis is the funniest thing I've reda all day so far . thabnks for the story you really made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep The funny thing is, I can imagine LENS doing this. I think I have an idea, but it's too good to share. Maybe later.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep hahahaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep No joke.... The other night I had this dream where I was trying to chow down on a tough sandwich but try as I might, i couldn;t get a bite off the damn thing. Waking up, I'm standing in the doorway from my room into the kitchen. "Huh....." I thought to myself, "...looks like I was on my way to the fridge. Shit i'm hungry. Fuck it, i can wait until breakfast. Lens goes back to sleep and the usual dreams of exotic pussy, warfare, deforestation, facism, 12oz, and non-biodegradable Mcdonalds trash follow soon after. Anyway, I wake up in the morning and on my way to shower....uh, wtf?!?!?!? On my cutting board is a clean athletic sock....spread with mayonnaise and a piece of lettuce sitting next to it. There's a half-drinken glass of milk as well. I have no recollection of having attempted to eat the sock but there are clear signs I had tried gnawing on it. The sock has since been retired as a rag. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep I tried to eat a sock in my sleep "Sock" is that what you people call it these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep No joke.... The other night I had this dream where I was trying to chow down on a huge black cock but try as I might, i couldn;t get a bite off the damn thing. :eek: what a fag... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep This must be an Ambien story.. Roommate just pointed it out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep sounds like something that would happen on a sitcom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep mayonnaise? lettuce? LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Said Fred Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep google sock sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep haha clownin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a cock in my sleep What the hell, Lens were you drunk- yeah we need flicks, camera phone ones will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a cock in my sleep Nice thread title change. Moderators always clowning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a cock in my sleep Awesome title change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a cock in my sleep wow that was a great story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a cock in my sleep wow that took a long time to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a cock in my sleep The genius of the title change lies in it's simplicity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat my cock in my sleep you bastards....ha ha ha, the title change....oh the title change... disgusting but yes, effective in it's simplicty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a cock in my sleep What the hell' date=' Lens were you drunk- yeah we need flicks, camera phone ones will do.[/quote'] I went to sleep stoned and really hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat my cock in my sleep funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat my cock in my sleep i woulda gone with " i tried to throw my cock in a sheep" but this one works too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: I tried to eat my cock in my sleep i think you misspelled sock . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . or did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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