AyeBee Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 females DO NOT shit.... not in bags or toilets or vaginas or anywhere... except apparently in some sick fantasy of yours... which you should have kept to yourself.. Seriously...anyways, the most extreme pissing I did was into a bottle which I chucked into a crowd at a party. I kept the cap just loose enough that it would explode all over everyone, thing of beauty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 i would of hurt you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 so me and my buddy went to see steve miller hours away from home. we ended up stranded in this yuppie ass suburb called mountain view. we spent the night there homeless and we wandered around. about 3am we decided to go take a piss on some random house. true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 This black girl I fucked a long time ago kept wanting me to pee on her, but I was hell of grossed out by it. One day she bugged me about it and I finally agreed, so we went in the shower and I took my penis in my hand, while she was on her knees in front of me. You know how before you pee there is that 5 seconds or so while you're waiting for it to That was quite possibly the most akward 5 seconds in the history of man. Finally it started to flow and I couldn't even bare to look... You know the sound of pee hitting water? That recognizable and beautiful sound. Well this was some horrid version of it, it haunts me in my sleep. There is nothing in the world that sounds like pee on flesh. All of a sudden the noise changes, it's hollow sounding, like I'm peeing in a cave. I don't know what the noise could be so I look, and to my horror, she's got her mouth open and I'm pissing in her mouth. Not only that, but I'm a good 2 feet from her so the sound is so hollow it sounds like I'm pissing in a bucket. The stream was not as solid that far away either, so not only am I pissing in her mouth, but all over her lips, and up her nose. The whole event lasted probobly about 20 seconds, but when you're urinating on a girls face, time seems to slow down. After that I dried off went to her room and grabbed my clothes, and told her I just had to to go. No goodbye, no hug, no nothing. I never talked to her again. Now that my friends, is my piss story. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 disgusting. in more ways then one. so... so... oh so very gnar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 gnar gnar even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 way gnar gnar..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Here is an actual email I received from my roommate today! IT'S COOL IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME IF YOU STAY -STOP URINATING IN ROOMS WERE A TOILET DOES NOT RESIDE WE AREN'T IN HIGHSCHOOL ANYMORE, GETTING WASTED BEYOND RECOLLECTION IS NOT THE THING TO DO. IF IT'S YOUR THING, THAN CALL SOMEWHERE ELSE HOME THAT NIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Oh, and peeing in the butt to make mustard is way over-rated. It's all about shitting in their mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 hah.... my brother used to sleep walk an pee in corners... this past weekend a homie did that at another homies house... why do guys always wanna pee in corners when they sleep walk/// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Couldn't tell you..It's ten times worse when I'm on pills and drinking. I generally pee just about anywhere.. The incident my roommate was refering to was actually in his bedroom in front of his bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Inhalant Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 hope the pic helps.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 to contribute to the thread i made' date=' i pissed on this guys car that i dont like. and a female friend of mine shit in a bag and put it under this guys car seat inside the car, he didnt find it for weeks.[/quote'] I pissed on a guys car from the roof at some house party in highschool. It coated the car (I hated the guy whose car it was). It sat there all night and it was summer so for like a week he drove around with dried pee film all over his car. Also when I was young, we would pee into plastic cups and lean them against someones front door. When they open the door in the morning, SPLASH right on there shoes and floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Here is an actual email I received from my roommate today! IT'S COOL IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME IF YOU STAY -STOP URINATING IN ROOMS WERE A TOILET DOES NOT RESIDE WE AREN'T IN HIGHSCHOOL ANYMORE, GETTING WASTED BEYOND RECOLLECTION IS NOT THE THING TO DO. IF IT'S YOUR THING, THAN CALL SOMEWHERE ELSE HOME THAT NIGHT Your roommate sounds like a douche...not that he's a douche for complaining about it, but the way he said it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ckit Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 There was this kid in high school that peed in the corner of our classroom when the teacher told him he couldnt use the bathroom. He is my hero to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 My boy got an F on a paper one time so he ripped it up, threw away, whipped his dick out and pissed in the trashcan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 the word gnar needs to be pissed on, as well as emo kids and hipsters in general. but i would piss on wifey, seeing that you can't knock it til you try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klip Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I pee in 2 liter bottles and just toss them out my window, I live on the 28th floor so its all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 awesome!^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Old Story I must have been 12 or 13 at the time and it was Halloween night and we were out trick or treating, me and 2 friends. well we get up to this one house, ring the bell and nothing happens, so my friend just decides to start pissing all over the front walk. This guy was an insanely talented pisser, hed save his piss for hours just so he would be able to piss over the stalls when he went tot he bathroom at church. My other friend also had a story about some guy who was chasing one time while pissing at him, running an pissing at the same time.:scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I remember a kid that drank piss out of a beer bottle quite happily. We told him it was microwaved beer. 14 years old. You'd think he'd be able to tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I pulled my dick out of my old womans mouth because I was almost certain pee was about to come out, but it just was a bunch of cum on the sheets and her face. I kind of with I peed in her mouth though now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 this chick i know asked to go to the bathroom and the teacher wouldnt let her so she pissed on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 when i was younger my brother and friends from the block i lived on were out on our daily routine of playing with our "hotwheels". and there was that one kid that nobody liked , he would always wanna kick it with us but we didnt like him because he was a show off. so we're out playing and he tries to act hard because we didnt let him play so he knocked our "hotwheels" out of my hands and starts running. we all chased him accross the street as he's trying to get home. my brother trips him , kicks him a couple times and here i go, i whipped my dick out , started pissing on him, i got him for like five seconds before he's able to get up and run home. and that was that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 i saw that story so clearly. thats one of the best things about being little. being able to straight piss on someone yeaaahhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 thats one hell of a story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 This black girl I fucked a long time ago kept wanting me to pee on her, but I was hell of grossed out by it. One day she bugged me about it and I finally agreed, so we went in the shower and I took my penis in my hand, while she was on her knees in front of me. You know how before you pee there is that 5 seconds or so while you're waiting for it to That was quite possibly the most akward 5 seconds in the history of man. Finally it started to flow and I couldn't even bare to look... You know the sound of pee hitting water? That recognizable and beautiful sound. Well this was some horrid version of it, it haunts me in my sleep. There is nothing in the world that sounds like pee on flesh. All of a sudden the noise changes, it's hollow sounding, like I'm peeing in a cave. I don't know what the noise could be so I look, and to my horror, she's got her mouth open and I'm pissing in her mouth. Not only that, but I'm a good 2 feet from her so the sound is so hollow it sounds like I'm pissing in a bucket. The stream was not as solid that far away either, so not only am I pissing in her mouth, but all over her lips, and up her nose. The whole event lasted probobly about 20 seconds, but when you're urinating on a girls face, time seems to slow down. After that I dried off went to her room and grabbed my clothes, and told her I just had to to go. No goodbye, no hug, no nothing. I never talked to her again. Now that my friends, is my piss story. Enjoy. thats bad. \PROPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 eww hahaha, good story...:shakehead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I'm against it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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