shameless self promotion Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "You wanna flick my bean?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "give me a baby" i didnt though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 after doing the deed a girl told me "i shouldnt have ditched my boyfriend, you were ok my boyfriend is better" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 LOL Wow, really? Thats fucking awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 "Oh now my lips feel bigger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 after doing the deed a girl told me "i shouldnt have ditched my boyfriend' date=' you were ok my boyfriend is better"[/quote'] haha thats a kick in the nuts but still you got your rocks first!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 after doing the deed a girl told me "i shouldnt have ditched my boyfriend' date=' you were ok my boyfriend is better"[/quote'] that must have been a swift kick in the balls, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 not really. i got mine, her boyfriend was the one wacking his bag that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 lol nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 he means from that redman song on whut the album, cant remember what its called. when i was reading that post the first time i thought he was sayin that while he was fuckin sum girl she was screamin stop no and dont. fuck...lol thort i was readin about some rapist Nope..What the fuck, doesn't anyone listen to N.W.A. anymore? That shit's older that a lot of the people who use this board.. And yeah, I did get it wrong the first time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 This didn't happen to me personally but my roommate got this once: "Whenever a guy is on top of me like this, it reminds me of my dad... no don't stop, I didn't mean that in a bad way." Beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 "Extra small size, perfect fit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 haha i love when kids are all "ewww licking a vagina? ewww" i was never like that. i was always willing to see what's up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZN King Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 "Extra small size' date=' perfect fit"[/quote'] haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 haha i love when kids are all "ewww licking a vagina? ewww" i was never like that. i was always willing to see what's up. HAHAHA take pride in the pussy shine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Didnt happen to me but my mate was tellin me how his gf said "i need to take a shit" during sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 like that bed-scene in Fight Club between Tyler and Marla. "Oh god, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 That's not weird at all..you must be a prude.. The girl I kept on the side about a year ago liked me to smack her in the face while she gave me head, and not little soft slaps, either.. Like full-on, "5 fingers talking to the face" action.She was also weird, because she would come over sometimes, give dome for 2 hours straight, go to the bathroom to clean up, say "Thank you" and go home..Sounds like the perfect girl, but it made me feel a little slutty after a while.. hahaha im in the same boat with a girl just like that. She loves to get slapped in the face hard and choked. This is the second one like this. I felt uncomfortable with the first one. Now i feel right at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Here's one for you. I got this asked to me once while i fucking my then gf.... "Do you have any knives? Put one to my throat while you fuck me...draw a little blood if you want..." Anyone who knows me in real life knows how awesome that is for me to hear. Too bad she was the worst person on earth. Why can't awesome girls want to fuck me evil style? Sonofabitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i wish it was just a little smaller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 One time after smashing this one girl I was just chillen in the bed when she layed down next to me, put her arm around me and asked "Do you think we are going to be together forever?" ... I was in the car 30 seconds later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 ahahahaha. weve got a stage 5 clinger. bed-are you at school right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 One time after smashing this one girl I was just chillen in the bed when she layed down next to me' date=' put her arm around me and asked "Do you think we are going to be together forever?" ... I was in the car 30 seconds later.[/quote'] Had almost the same thing happen, except she put her hands on her stomch and said "This is where are baby is going to live." :shook: :shook: Got rid of that psycho bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Haha, ya I'm kicken it at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 "My god, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Nothing's worse than having a girl swallow then turn and burp in your face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Last girl I was with would just break up and cry really hard as soon as I was in. It was terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 No way, you had a whaler huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Uhm, well, it wasn't so much what she said as it was rolling over and giving me head like, a few seconds after we were done and I had gotten the condom off I thought that was a touch weird...but cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 First of all there is already a thread on this but here are mines anyway. #1 A 30 year old teacher i was dating when i was 19 told me that she wanted to "lick my eye balls" I replied with "what the fuck is wrong with you." She responded shocked "What?! You have nice eyes" #2 First serious relationship. Had her on the floor and she screams out " I could be laying in dog piss right now and I wouldnt even care!" I jumped off of her and laughed until my stomach hurt. She was like what happened she didnt even know what she said. Ones I have said: #1 On this one night stand I had. In the middle of it I was like "Oh my god its a shame that I am going to have to kill you afterwards." #2 I called my exwifey (who i am trying to get back with as we speak ireally love her awww jeeeze some1 caught feelings) a slutty bitch. I dont know why i said that but it came out. She stopped me turned around and goes "Could ya leave the slutty bitch stuff out of this. I am really not a fan." Enjoy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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