Gunm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 #1 On this one night stand I had. In the middle of it I was like "Oh my god its a shame that I am going to have to kill you afterwards." Enjoy... ha ha, I did enjoy! very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Here's one for you. I got this asked to me once while i fucking my then gf.... "Do you have any knives? Put one to my throat while you fuck me...draw a little blood if you want..." Anyone who knows me in real life knows how awesome that is for me to hear. Too bad she was the worst person on earth. Why can't awesome girls want to fuck me evil style? Sonofabitch! Umm can I get her digits? You know what I always say "IT AINT SEX UNLESS THERES BLOOD!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 people should keep records on how some girls respond to be called sluts during sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 from my experience and this comes up with just about every girl im with. they either dont like it or dont say anything at all. doesnt matter to me cause they all catch a sucker punch to the back of the dome when i am hittin it from the bumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG HECZ Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 WOW, I THINK YOUR GOING TO LEAVE A DICK PRINT IN MY BABY DADY'S SON'S FOREHEAD. I ran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 me: "so....can I stick it in your ass?" her: "only if i can stick something in yours, too." that was the first and last time I brought it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 "Why are you still fucking me? Don't you know I've been dead and buried for 11 years?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 one girl called me 'Dad' without even realising it. That's what I get for sleeping with a 15 year old! ( I was 27 at the time ) jesus christ man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 ^^^ co-signed..... wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 people should keep records on how some girls respond to be called sluts during sex. it seems most girls like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i need to fuck this psychotic chick already but i've heard rumors of herpes.. how do i trick a broad into telling me if she got burned? i don't have much experience with stds. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 ^^^ I just ask. "When was the last time you were tested? You're cool right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 If there's any doubt, bone the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 ^^i think you should just ask her. or just hit it with an extra thick condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.88 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 if you are talking about the movie "how high" where red man is talking about the VP's daughter its... "that girl only know three words. stop, no and dont." "yeah but they always tell me, no dont stop" Yo, I knew it... you really are Meth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 alright, good call. i was going to go with the straight and narrow but beings that she's got head problems i have this uneasy feeling that she's prone to lying. wait, no. scratch that. i know she lies about shit because i've already caught her lying about dumb shit and pulled her card a few times. i should probably just leave this one alone, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 most girls are liars. *edit - most guys are too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 "intake my power" something about that is kinda 'witch creepy'. yaddda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 intake my power? were you the one gettin' banged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 dude i know had a drunk Girl sing along to the first verse of shook ones which was on the stereo somewhere else in the house . stuck off the realnessss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 intake my power? were you the one gettin' banged? hahaha i guess that did sound perdy bad ..but -fer rilly- the beez said that ish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 "fuck, i just got my period" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Henry Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 she farted...and i thought she said something...so i replied "pardon?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 she farted...and i thought she said something...so i replied "pardon?" Calling bs. Who says pardon/pardon in bed/listens to women/listens to women in bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 People have sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 you can eat me ouuuuut if you put it in my mouuuuth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 the weirdest thing i eve heard when i was in bed was my mum in the hallway calling "hey stop reading and go to sleep" i was like, what!?!?! it was only half 7!!!!!!! weird huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've said this before: Don't worry about "a condom" I only have sex with my girlfriend........ obviously having sex with a different girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 "what was that popping sound?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 OH YEA! when sleeping at my best friends dorm you hear "POWER SURGE!!!!!" from the different rooms whenever they bust. pretty weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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