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So last Saturday I unfortunately didn't break my official nine month span of abstinency, but did happen to recieve/give some fun oral sex. This post is about the latter. After going down on this girl and having her achieve orgasm she uttered the weirdest thing I've ever heard anybody say in bed (although I'm not a cassanova, or anything).

 

She says (while panting) "Spank me, wrap me up, and throw me in the dryer".

 

To which I naturally replied: "Huh?"

 

I actually did spank her as she insisted that she "meant that part". Phew. Otherwise I'd of had to make a trip to Target for wrapping paper, and called a dryer repair person. Afterwards it kind of felt like than bed-scene in Fight Club between Tyler and Marla.

 

So what is the weirdest thing that you have heard?

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one girl called me 'Dad' without even realising it.

 

That's what I get for sleeping with a 15 year old!

 

 

( I was 17 at the time )

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So last Saturday I unfortunately didn't break my official nine month span of abstinency, but did happen to recieve/give some fun oral sex. This post is about the latter. After going down on this girl and having her achieve orgasm she uttered the weirdest thing I've ever heard anybody say in bed (although I'm not a cassanova, or anything).

 

She says (while panting) "Spank me, wrap me up, and throw me in the dryer".

 

To which I naturally replied: "Huh?"

 

I actually did spank her as she insisted that she "meant that part". Phew. Otherwise I'd of had to make a trip to Target for wrapping paper, and called a dryer repair person. Afterwards it kind of felt like than bed-scene in Fight Club between Tyler and Marla.

 

So what is the weirdest thing that you have heard?

 

 

wow i cant beleive u ate a cooch.... i would never do that personally but then again she is ur wife RIGHT??? so u stuck wit it...

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Don't mind him, he won't wake up. He's only 2 months old anyway.

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wow i cant beleive u ate a cooch.... i would never do that personally but then again she is ur wife RIGHT??? so u stuck wit it...

 

You are a fucking retard. Seriously serious.

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"lets watch porn and have sex"

 

good.

wierd.

 

 

That's not weird at all..you must be a prude..

 

The girl I kept on the side about a year ago liked me to smack her

in the face while she gave me head, and not little soft slaps, either..

Like full-on, "5 fingers talking to the face" action.She was also weird,

because she would come over sometimes, give dome for 2 hours straight,

go to the bathroom to clean up, say "Thank you" and go home..Sounds

like the perfect girl, but it made me feel a little slutty after a while..

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She said, "No, stop and don't"

I said, "BIIIIIIITCHH"!

:lol: :scrambled:

 

Yeah, you fucked that up... it's "STOP, NO, and DON'T"....

 

Now you owe me a dollar, I don't have time to be proof reading every post.

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