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absentminded63

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  1. When i was in Pattaya i got in the ring with this little thai dude, i thought i would beat him by charging him with solid punches and knocking him out. this technique was working for about the first 12 seconds till he got a clean kick to the side of my head. i had a headache for a fucking week.
  2. My first grade teacher would pull kids pants down and spank them(I thought this shit was wrong but no one else in the class thought so), then when i was in highschool i was wathcing the news one night and my first grade teacher was on there. He was arrested for fondeling some kids genetilia.
  3. when your bangin some broad the same day you met her and as your about to cum she says "i like to swallow" after she swallows says "you were good but my boyfreind is better". different girl. met at a bar, when the bar closed i banged her in by boys car while he waited outside. finished whiped my junk off with her underwear and said, hey you dont mind if my boy gets a little do you? she smiles and says ok. those are whores.
  4. former marine (Deep Reconnaissance Platoon) now lazy fatass. Semper Fudge.
  5. the only way of dealing with a police encounter is running really fast, and as for the K-9's hit those bitches on the nose with a brick that shit will stop them real quick. P.S. I love dogs just not police dogs.
  6. time 4 sum aksion tonight's da night http://youtube.com/watch?v=43LBoXllJKY&mode=related&search=
  7. how could i forget one of my all time favorites. the illmatic tape has not left my cars tape deck in about 7 years. nas http://youtube.com/watch?v=1tLXKVRfnlI
  8. common sadat x - 1999 the roots - distortion to static http://youtube.com/watch?v=e97EwCF-Y14 gangstarr - code of the streets http://youtube.com/watch?v=L5Gcu3c4UAQ common - soul by the pound
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