Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 MythBusters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 VASELINE AND SPRINKLES OF SAND ON HER WINDSHIELD. WHEN SHE TURNS ON HER WIPERS *SCRATCH SRATCH SCRATCH* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by the A squad@Mar 28 2006, 09:32 PM VASELINE AND SPRINKLES OF SAND ON HER WINDSHIELD. WHEN SHE TURNS ON HER WIPERS *SCRATCH SRATCH SCRATCH* Quoted post I am using this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I heard something about naked pictures of some girl. Hook that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMOKone Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 hey, lens... hook me up with tha big booty ho from your pic... i'll get your money for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 send the girls anthrax then poison their pets with mercury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 someone threw used motor oil on my car once, that pissed me off bigtime. you could try that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Fuck your dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop+Mar 28 2006, 07:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (porkchop - Mar 28 2006, 07:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Mar 28 2006, 05:20 PM PORKY... THAT CHIC SMOKING THE CIG WOULD GET IT QUICK! whats up with her.. tell her about the Pffftface! Quoted post thats the chick that carried the mase. you can see her ass naked just about anywhere online. Quoted post [/b] POST EM <!--QuoteBegin-GEEB@Mar 28 2006, 09:24 PM ^does that work? i heard it was a myth because of the chemical compound that gas is made out of that sugar will not mix with gas like water would instead it just settles at the bottom of the tank doing nothing to the car. anybody know whats up? Quoted post As far as I know it works as long as there's not alot of gas in the car, cuz in that case it'll dissolve before it can do any damage And really, this problem sucks, but as long as you fuck your cousin everything will be alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Mar 28 2006, 04:15 PM shit..... bullshit with my last roomate cost me $472 dollars. I had to cover her portion of the rent one month and when she was about to pay me back she decided it was worth spending on something else seeing as how her credit score is fucked and she is bankrupt this is what a deadbeat looks like.... Quoted post yup ...smash....sorry LENS....i like em big.. :innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 smash with a hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i'm wondering if anyone has thought to mention throwing a mcsalad at her house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 the only real way toreally get back at someone is to brush your butthole with thier toothbrush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard@Mar 28 2006, 10:00 PM then poison their pets with mercury Quoted post eh...antifreeze is easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by NightOwl@Mar 29 2006, 08:36 AM the only real way toreally get back at someone is to brush your cousin's butthole with thier toothbrush Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Mar 28 2006, 08:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Mar 28 2006, 08:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>why dont you just break into her house? ive done shit like that on numerous occasions to collect debts Quoted post [/b] Originally posted by count chocula@Mar 28 2006, 08:17 PM smash! Quoted post <!--QuoteBegin-Pfffffffffft@Mar 28 2006, 08:17 PM or you could glass etch "cable box" across her windshield of her car. THAT WILL LEARN HER Quoted post You have a wonderful cabinet of advisors giving you great advice. Something our president doesn't even have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 piss in her shampoo bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Just because im feeling nice tonight, I will give you the ultimate car damage revenge recipe. Directions are as follows; Go to fish markets with some kinda container for carrying liquid. Ask for some fish juice kinda shit (they will think your wakko but just do it anyway). Get some syringes and fill them with stinky fish juice, then inject into the rubber window seals of her car. This technique works best in summer as the heat will make the smell unbareable. This is a tried and tested method of revenge. In one case my mate did it and bought the car for a throw away price because the owner couldnt get rid of the smell. hahah Go get em tiger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 loosen all the lug nuts on her tires enough that they look like they are on then when she starts drivng poof cartoon mischeif at its finest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by SMOKone@Mar 29 2006, 03:59 AM hey, lens... hook me up with tha big booty ho from your pic... i'll get your money for ya. Quoted post Okay, what information do you want? I have her myspace link and a phone # Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 update! i told fatty that if she couldnt manage to remember the box that i make house calls. and it would be no problem to come and get it. her responce... "THE BOX WILL BE IN THE MAILROOM @ 2 EC ON 27TH FLOOR AT 10AM" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 word, so no blows have to be thrown.. way to go fatty!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 um not her way. skinny still owes me money. as well as the other hoe bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 time to sharpen the toothbrush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Just to answer the question if the sugar in the gas tank works.....yes....it does....it also does not matter how much gas is actually in the tank.....the gas line is hooked up to the bottom of the tank and as gas from the tank is being sucked through the lines the sugar goes also and will not dissolve.....once the car is turned off for a period of time the sugar will crystalize in the injection system and the jets in a carburator(in this case making the float stick) and through the main gas line making your automobile a piece of shit(it will NEVER run right again...and a major situation the motor could seize)....the only way to fix the problem is to replace the ENTIRE system.....I hope I have explained this clearly to you......have a good one. edit* If you don't want to cause any permanent damage....just use water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HECZONER Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i think you should replace her body lotion with regular mayo, or if you really wanna be down, mix the mayo with some eggwhites. mmmmmmmmmm....smelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 mmm. ok. SO...this is how it just went down with the skinny broad. she's referencing some thing, she wont tell me what that smokey chewed (ps. he had never chewed any of my shit before) and her kitten ruined SO much of my stuff...but i didnt talk shit b/c i left my door open.... read on... start at bottom' give me a break. if you want to play that game. then you're fucking cat ruined like 7 of my CDs, broke my dresser drawer and spilled a full glass of wine on a stack of brand new clothes. I didnt want to be so fucked up tho, since it's an animal and i left my door open. you need to pay your fucking bills. You are 30 years old. grown the fuck up. get a real job. Im over playing with you. You need to stop acting like a child. last chance to be cool. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: smokey Date: Mar 29, 2006 9:55 AM Hi Karen Can you give Dana $60 for the last cable bill? Or, any other way you want to get it to me is cool. thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 chopper dont play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 mmk . here it is then sike for now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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