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Ok so after lunch today my boss starts talking to me about Anchor Man i mean he can quote shit left and right he is going on and on. So i throw one out there... "Would you like to go to a party in my pants." So we start laughing and the Boss of another dept. walks in and I go "hey Amuir your invited to my pants party." he doesnt get what we are talking about so he starts trying to crack jokes. He is of some foriegn decent and has an evil english accent but he rolls his rrrrr's. So he goes "***rrrr** i am not going to accept yourrr invitation you disgusting little magot" ( ok i am paraphrasing a little but he does call us peons and such ) Anyways he is a computer tech and can go to anyof our computers at anytime so none of us really mind when he goes over cause he is fixing shit usually. However this time he comes back from my desk laughs an evil laugh and goes i just sent a Company wide email from you that is inviting everyone to your pants party...

 

I laugh and go that would suck if you actually did it so i walk over to check. He is still at the desk and goes "oh i just saved it as a draft, watch this." Clicks send and i hear email notifications going off around me and i sit down and go

 

Oh my god the owners just got a mail from me asking them to come to a party in my pants.

 

A kid who got me the job there who i havent talked to in a year cause we are on bad terms and my boss hates him runs to my dept and busts in the door and goes DUDE DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!?!?!?!?!

 

My boss dying laughing gets an email from someone high up going "you have to give this kid another drug test"

 

A retard in service emailed me going "Whats a pants party?"

 

This arabian dude who cant speak english that we call Terrance The Terrorist comes over to us holding his belt and gyrating his hips going "hey maan wherrrrrees the parrrty brrrrooo."

 

Then one of the owners writes me an email "Am I correct when I assume that you didnt write that email?"

 

Women in the office coming back with tin foil party hats running back going "Wheres the party!?!??!

 

 

I need to get this dude back gimme ideas he doesnt have a cubicle that i could fill with packing peanuts.(which i have wanted to do to someone forever) I dont want to shrink wrap his car unless i have no other choice. Help fellow 12ouncer out o need revenge.

 

I need this to be creative fun and it cant be offensive racially or sexually aka it cant be NSFW

 

Oh i tried finding the other office pranks thread that i thought there was but couldnt find it.

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Originally posted by Some1@Jan 26 2006, 08:23 PM

 

This arabian dude who cant speak english that we call Terrance The Terrorist...

 

 

damn, hahaha..what kind of office do you work in..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and also that is some evil shit to pull..apparently y'all niggas are laid the fuck back at your job

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"I laugh and go that would suck if you actually did it so i walk over to check. He is still at the desk and goes "oh i just saved it as a draft, watch this." Clicks send and i hear email notifications going off around"

 

 

that is awesome. im sure that was embarrassing but come on......that is good.

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Some tips from the master....

 

1. Go into the fridge...if someone has a thing of milk, add chocolate syrup and shake...presto...chocolate milk. Innocuous...yes. Sure to piss somone off....definately

 

2. Plant 2-3 tiger shrimps in cracks, beind desks, under chairs, etc... These babies rot good and will stink up an area/cubicle/office quite well.

 

3. Employee Fridge I.E. Your personal banquet space. Rack snacks, take bites out of sandwiches and put back in their bag, crack open drinks and take one or two sips, the possibilities are endless. Nothing, NOTHING pisses people off more than messing with their food

 

4. Collect every stapler/rolodex/etc.... in the office and put it on said victims desk

 

5. Take an item off of someones desk and place it on the desk/cubicle directly across from them. Repeat 2-3 times to ignite suspicion and hositility between both parties.

 

6. When someone is away from their desk, call up some porn site and maximize screen on computer.

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I heard a revenge technique that reminded me of Lens over this weekend. Was it on the 12? I dont remember. But it went a little something like this.

 

Dead fish behind hubcaps, car smells, who suspects the hubcaps? Not said victim.

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Originally posted by dumy+Jan 26 2006, 08:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Jan 26 2006, 08:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Some1@Jan 26 2006, 08:23 PM

 

This arabian dude who cant speak english that we call Terrance The Terrorist...

 

 

damn, hahaha..what kind of office do you work in..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and also that is some evil shit to pull..apparently y'all niggas are laid the fuck back at your job

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its semi laid back the guys just a fucking idiot and i dont thiink he understands what we are saying. people go up to him when he is mad and go "oh no now dont suicide bomb the fucking place"

 

haha thanks i like #4 but i need something creative as fuck!!!

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I saw some shit in maxim years ago.

 

If they have an office chair that goes up and down, take the seat part off and fill telescope part up with shrimp/various other seafood.

 

Good game.

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Stinky fish tricks are only good if you don't work there too. It really does stink and the smell is hard to get rid of, mostly lingering throughout an entire floor. The entire floor smells and the joke is kinda on you too, not as potent but still a smell that you have to put up with.

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i've actually done this, and it's a bit gross, but i got a kick out of it. i went to 7-11 on my lunch break where i bought one of their nasty fudge brownies from the incubator thing in the center of the store. took it back to work, and proceeded to tear bits off and roll said brownie in my hands to make it look like shit. what i did was put a couple pieces on the toilet seat with some toilet paper underneath the brownie bits. i then called in my co-worker who's pet peeve was bathroom cleanliness and asked him if he did it. i started saying i could've sworn i had just seen him leave the bathroom, and telling others i thought it was him. he just kept repeating "unbelievable, un-fucking-believable." it amused some of the other workers, especially when i picked it up to throw it out, but it may not be something of the caliber you are looking for. you could always just leave the brownie shits near his desk though too.

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Originally posted by LENS@Jan 26 2006, 09:39 PM

Some tips from the master....

 

3. Employee Fridge I.E. Your personal banquet space. Rack snacks, take bites out of sandwiches and put back in their bag, crack open drinks and take one or two sips, the possibilities are endless. Nothing, NOTHING pisses people off more than messing with their food

 

4. Collect every stapler/rolodex/etc.... in the office and put it on said victims desk

 

5. Take an item off of someones desk and place it on the desk/cubicle directly across from them. Repeat 2-3 times to ignite suspicion and hositility between both parties.

 

 

 

These are good. I really like #5, it would work so well in an office environment. People are very touchy about their shit.

 

#3 is also on the fucking money. One time, someone stole my lunch out of the fridge. We have one of those big stainless steel fridges that open up on both sides. I printed out a letter saying, "Do not STEAL other people's food.", and put it on the front of the fridge on both sides (one side was not good enough). I walked around the floor cussing all day after that.

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Originally posted by Some1@Jan 27 2006, 09:23 AM

A retard in service emailed me going "Whats a pants party?"

 

This arabian dude who cant speak english that we call Terrance The Terrorist comes over to us holding his belt and gyrating his hips going "hey maan wherrrrrees the parrrty brrrrooo."

 

 

NIGGAH I JUST LOL'D TO THIS

LIKE 1000 TIMES

 

DAMN

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This one is simple, but very effective -- , just make sure he is away from the computer for a while. Simply switch the "M" and "N" keycaps on their keyboard. Most office workers these days only partially touch-type. It's a big bonus if their password contains an "M" or and "N." Their frustration at not being able to log in is hilarious

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we hijacked one of the tech support guys' machines while he was out sick, took a screenshot of his Windows desktop, made that his wallpaper, then hid all of his icons and the taskbar. When he started up his computer the next day, his Windows desktop looked normal. But then he clicked and clicked on everything, to no avail.

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In a computer room, swap 2 computer's monitor cables. When people use the computers they will be watching each others screen.

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