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How I could just Kill a Man

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Alright, I was watchin CSI or somthin today and they we're just commin up with some crazy ass evidence, like "the fingerprint left on the bottom of the left side of the table has DNA" or some shit, and I figured that with the advances in forensics, it would be pretty hard to get away with murder. So how would you go about killing someone (HYPOTHETICALY)?

 

We've come up with using an icicle to stab em or somthin...

 

THOUGHTS

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That show makes it look impossible to kill anyone, icicle might work, but they might has scientists that can go back in time and re freeze the ice and get your prints. Dunno. TV is strange.

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that show is fucked, they would use that all that ferensics and sscienctific shit if like the president was killed, thats about it. if the timing was right, like doing a fill on the street, and i shot someone dead in the head on the street and took the subway 3 minuits later, no one would catch me/ or you

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just commit the murder in a small town with minamally funded law enforcement.

 

make sure no one sees you

 

wear a disguise anyways

 

leave no witnesses

 

wear gloves

 

then torch all your clothes

 

wash in amonia

 

move far away

 

keep your mouth shut

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I think cacash was reading a book about techniques for killing people a while ago, so ask that fool for the specific information. Plus, he's a cop.

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bash his head against a wall repeatedly.. sure, you might get caught, but man, ide definately give you a hige five after you washed your hands

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PMB is up early as hell...

 

And I can't give away my secrets, because say I do have a great idea, and then I post it here... bam evidence.

 

I'm not killing anyone though.... not today.... not on purpose.

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Poisoning would work well in my opinion provided you don't use some hard-to-get shit and they trace it back to the lab you work at because a bottle was missing.

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csi is bullshit.

just kill blacks and mexicans, no one gives a fuck about them.

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they say its impossible to commit a murder without leaving something, taking something, or altering something which is supposed to make it impossible to commit murder. either way, do you think they catch everyone who commits murder? personally i think itd be safer to kill a random person. you know just slit their throat in an alley on some whoa thats a big ass knife type deal.

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Originally posted by seeking@Dec 8 2005, 03:25 PM

csi is bullshit.

just kill blacks and mexicans, no one gives a fuck about them.

 

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

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Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Dec 8 2005, 10:27 AM

I think cacash was reading a book about techniques for killing people a while ago, so ask that fool for the specific information. Plus, he's a cop.

 

 

Ha, ha...

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Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Dec 8 2005, 02:27 AM

I think cacash was reading a book about techniques for killing people a while ago, so ask that fool for the specific information. Plus, he's a cop.

 

 

Link

9 chapters all pretty informative to what you are asking about.

The forensics and shit is pretty basically covered but if you want to go more in detail over that shit you might want to pick up a book that deals with only that.

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Always keep a portable hole handy.

 

Just drop the body in and....schlook!

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Originally posted by LENS@Dec 8 2005, 11:23 AM

Always keep a portable hole handy.

 

Just drop the body in and....schlook!

 

you know, once I came across a show that was discussing these holes that they use in cartoons. Like seriously. Somthing about being a wormhole to an alternate dimension or somthing.

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Originally posted by Jackson@Dec 8 2005, 09:12 AM

Yea just kill a crackhead, the police will find the body and think, meh.

 

then they'll frame some innocent black dude for it; the world turns ever forward.

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