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The Unrecomended Movie Thread

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This thread is the thread you wish you hada read,

before you blew that 5 dollors or 5 euro, in your local video store,

 

Yous, like me, might nota set foot in a video store for months.

 

Then when its stay'n in (cause dbitch says so) for wine, chinese, & a dvd,

blockbuster is lke a flashback room, all that shit you saw on bilboards,

on TV adverts, sublim advertising etc... fucks you up & you end up renting......

...............

 

 

 

'Envy'

 

with Jack Black & that Jew guy with pinned back ears.

Vanity Fare.

 

'XxX 2'

 

Turned it of & fucked of.

 

'From the Cradle to the Grave'

 

Jet Lees kicks wernt enough, + it was shiT.

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Kazaam

 

The last action hero

 

Black knight

 

Any steven Segal movie made after 1996

 

You got served

 

Divine secrets of the yaya sisterhood

 

Monster

 

Hitch

 

Vertical limit

 

Open water

 

Cat woman

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So, anyways.

 

This anit a Movie I hate thread.

 

Its like. I rented this new release.

 

And the cover was cool etc...

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

 

I'll warn the 12oz heads

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Shit, I was gonna rent MONSTER.

just cause I saw the documentry on the bitch on Discovery CH.

 

 

So, its Know good.

 

saved me 5.

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um,

white noise...if you want to watch micheal keaton listen and record static on videotapes for 2 hours then check it. I made it through the first half before losing interest)

kicking and screaming(watched on the airplane, hoping to cure my boredom, i was disappointed)

boogeyman(garbage)

Actually most big budget movies these days are terrible.

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Originally posted by SPORTO@Sep 4 2005, 04:08 PM

Shit, I was gonna rent MONSTER.

just cause I saw the documentry on the bitch on Discovery CH.

 

 

So, its Know good.

 

saved me 5.

 

My mission is complete, i wished someone could have saved me before i sat through that shit. And she won an oscar for that? I dont care if she was the first black woman to get it, it should have gone to someone who deserved it

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Originally posted by CACashRefund+Sep 4 2005, 11:36 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Sep 4 2005, 11:36 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SPORTO@Sep 4 2005, 04:08 PM

Shit, I was gonna rent MONSTER.

just cause I saw the documentry on the bitch on Discovery CH.

 

 

So, its Know good.

 

saved me 5.

 

My mission is complete, i wished someone could have saved me before i sat through that shit. And she won an oscar for that? I dont care if she was the first black woman to get it, it should have gone to someone who deserved it

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You're thinking of Monster's Ball, Monster is the one about the female serial killer. I kinda liked both movies.

 

 

 

Skeleton Key is pretty much a waste of money, it's alright until the ending which ruins it.

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Goldmember. I watched the first 15 minutes and it was all penis jokes. Mike Myers should have killed himself after he made Wayne's World.

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I saw an interview with Mike Meyers after goldmember came out where he was saying that if it was up to him he'd put out another Austin Powers movie every 3 years for the rest of his life.

 

Thankfully, Hollywood had more common sense for once.

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B0001MMGC2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpgCould seriously be the shittest movie I have ever seen in my life.

 

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Disgustingly boring.

 

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It's so bad you'll laugh.

 

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Fucking shithouse boring.

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist@Sep 4 2005, 05:28 PM

Alexander

 

I agree that shit sucked. and i know this isnt on video yet, but transporter 2. pppplease please please dont waste your money on this like i did.

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monster was fucking dope

 

skeleton key sucks cock

 

deuce bigalow european jigalow sucks cock

 

state property 2 sucks cock

 

any matrix but the original sucks cock

 

 

{edit: matrix>matric)

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club dread

 

dickie roberts:child star

 

monster in law (or anything with jennifer lopez in it for that matter, except the cell).

 

that one movie with drew barrymore where her boyfriend is a major baseball nut. that sucked.

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club dread

 

He's not kidding on this one. A friend got suckered into buying this because the "Super Troopers" guys did it. Worst movie EVAR.

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truly. i was promised wayyyyy more titties than were delivered. 3 emphatic thumbs down (one of those being my flacid penis)

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