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Originally posted by gatita@May 10 2005, 03:38 AM

I had anal sex with my ex next to my friend on a futon while she was passed out drunk. I kept kicking her in the head during the festivities. It was quite hilarious, she still doesn't know to this day. Yeh, that was definitely an alcohol infested evening.

 

 

i read this fast and skipped the "next to my friend part," so i was going to call you a rapist. either way, weird.

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I admit to not letting a girl who's blowing me know when im going to come, just to watch that look on their face when i bust my seed.

 

I admit to letting go of a rope some people were holding onto one day and just casually walking away while they fell and broke things.

 

I admit that ive banged a few fat chicks whenever i was feeling down.

 

I admit to having porn on in the office while there's a client right across from me.

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Originally posted by casekonly@Jul 6 2005, 08:07 AM

i admit to running around naked (outside, neighborhood, golf course) absolutely tripping my nuts off all by my self.

 

beat that.

 

 

Same thing, same reason, 100 people around. Got up on stage and told everyone that I was god through the microphone in the middle of a band playing.

 

I win.

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Originally posted by GnomeToys+Jul 6 2005, 10:15 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GnomeToys - Jul 6 2005, 10:15 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-casekonly@Jul 6 2005, 08:07 AM

i admit to running around naked (outside, neighborhood, golf course) absolutely tripping my nuts off all by my self.

 

beat that.

 

 

Same thing, same reason, 100 people around. Got up on stage and told everyone that I was god through the microphone in the middle of a band playing.

 

I win.

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hahah. you suck!

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Originally posted by casekonly@Jul 6 2005, 08:07 AM

i admit to running around naked (outside, neighborhood, golf course) absolutely tripping my nuts off all by my self.

 

beat that.

 

oh shit i have u beat.how bout i admit getting dropped off at the end of my culdesac(suburbs till i die king) drunk out of my mind(and possibly on e or ghb) getting naked in my cute neighbors yard and trying to jerk my limp dick off while screaming her name and waving.also hid in the bushes when i heard someone coming all the while still trying to jerk off.they had my aunt come get me and then i ate a sub.cops came and i pretended not to know anything about it.luckily no charges were pressed.woke up the next morning mom talked to me about it.my friend called and asked me to go skate.i went to buy new shoes(lost mine the previous night) and also got new trucks for my board.went skating later on like nothing happened.im glad we lived on opposite ends of the culdesac though.also my mom told me i was gonna apologize after awhile which i never did. :king:

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