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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

i had to read beowulf in high school...

 

in my opinion one of the worst books ive ever had to read in my life...

 

on the other hand..

les miserables was one of the best books ive had to read in my life.

 

 

and when i say had to read i mean....it was part of the school curriculum...not cause i wanted to read the books on my own....

id rather read some shit about the mafia or espionage.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

i had to read beowulf in high school...

 

in my opinion one of the worst books ive ever had to read in my life...

 

on the other hand..

les miserables was one of the best books ive had to read in my life.

 

 

and when i say had to read i mean....it was part of the school curriculum...not cause i wanted to read the books on my own....

id rather read some shit about the mafia or espionage.

 

 

The worst piece of Lit to read is A Streetcar Named Desire.

God, it's horrible. I had to read it twice/watch the play/write 2 papers on it.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

i never had to read street car named desire....

and even though the play was showing at my school

i didnt go....

 

i feel like im missing out though, cause its came up on jeapordy like 5 or 6 times already in the past couple years.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

im sorry man

 

if this cheers you up, ive been watching this show about this old prison in philadelphia and how hardcore it was

there was to be no talking

humming

or any noise for that matter

inmates did not interact with each other whatsoever

gaurds even wore wool "booties" over their shoes to cover the noise

if you talked, they strapped you down in a chair and you hands would most likely turn black from lack of circulation or they would tie you arms above your head outside and dump freezing water on you about 5 times

and to get you to REALLY stop talking they put this contraption on you that was set up so that if you moved it would shread your tounge

about 500 inmates

and the prison was silent at all times

 

*whew*

im done

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

damn that shit sounds crazy booty.....on a side note i just got done eating a delicious meal that consisted of peppercorn pork tenderloin, roasted potatos and red onions tossed in olive oil and basalmic vinegar, and steamed sugar peas and carrots.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

damn that shit sounds crazy booty.....on a side note i just got done eating a delicious meal that consisted of peppercorn pork tenderloin, roasted potatos and red onions tossed in olive oil and basalmic vinegar, and steamed sugar peas and carrots.

 

you dish that up yourself?

sounds highly nutritious

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

eew....chocolate/cheetos

 

on a side note....i remember my homegirl giving her kid the little debbie chocolate peanutbutter waffers and pepsi....and the kid kept jumping up and down and dancing around...

 

next thing i know...the kid stops jumping....gets this weird look on his face and EJECTs the vomit like 4 feet in front of him....it was just like the movies....that shit shot out.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo

 

i couldnt help myself. my next door neighbors are out of town and left the candy in a bowl on the front porch. i ended up stealing all the candy + the nice bowl it was in and bought a huge bag of cheetohs. and then proceeded to drink a 12 pack of coors thus enducing the cheetoh/beer/chocolate mixture

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