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So my girlfriend has a few male parts..........


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Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends..........

 

No matter what if a dude is hanging with your girl he wants to bang her. He may not ever make a move on her, however if she makes one on him he will go with it. He may think she is just "ok".. it may not be like he is dying to get that shit, but he would do it. But again in the end he wants to or at least would bang your chick... Take it from me I married a chick who was just a "friend"...keep your pimp hand strong

Metalasfock is on the money

 

I don't trust most of the guys that my girlfriend is friends with, its clear that they would take advantage if the chance came up. i trust her i don't trust others.

^This is 100% fact.

Dudes who your girl claims are "just friends" are either hitting that pussy already or lying in wait until that time when she's so shitfaced that she's like "fuck it".

 

And any female who chimes in on here trying to argue against that knows damn well that she's already been penetrated by her so called "freinds".

So fall back with that bullshit.

this is fucking it; everything else is a fairy tale

 

my lady does her part in disassociating herself with general scumbags & does not hang with guys much. i trust her, really do. that being said, i understand men. consequently, i ask questions, assess personalities of the people she surrounds herself with, & is generally caring/inquisitive about her day/whereabouts. she has no problem with that; we are simply talking. if something feels off, i do not hesitate to confront her, or dive into flawless detective work before doing so. in turn, she does the same. the girl understands...

 

my point is - love a girl who has/had a positive relationship with her father, preferably someone who is not dirt farm stupid & understands mutual respect... & ALWAYS be ready to break a bottle of wine over some dudes head, no matter how much you love your lady

 

keyword - BLOODFART... sorry random, you were a good dude as far as i can remember

 

SPEARS

 

STEAK

 

FIRE

 

GUY TALK

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Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends..........

 

I have friends who are attractive and I haven't thought about banging them since our friendship was somehow solidified. I pseudo-flirt with them, sure, and maayyybe I'm clueless to them sort of liking me, but I in no way want to sex them. Like, thinking about it makes me grossed the fuck out.

No kidding, and I'm a huge cynic when it comes to this shit. I will never marry.

 

You might be gay brah

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Correctomundo.

And yes, they have.

 

Can't fully trust any female as far as fidelity goes. Best you can do is fuck her well & often, and keep her generally happy/satisfied. Beyond that there are few socially acceptable, gentlemannish ways to keep her true when she's plastered at a party without you, hanging with her male "friends". It's a shitty mindset to have, but i've found it's easier to come to terms with the possibility of your chick cheating (however remote it may seem), than it is to convince yourself you completely trust her and it's a physical impossibility. In fact any guy, no matter how long he's been with his lady, who says "you don't how shit is between me and my girl, she would NEVER cheat on me", is kidding himself as far as I'm concerned. She'd probably say the same about him, and he's most likely fucked her friend(s)...

 

That said, there are many chicks who, sober, would probably actually break it off with their guy before hooking up with someone else, 99.999% of the time. But one can't underestimate the effects of large amounts of alcohol. Far-fetched shit of all kinds happens when shitty. Think of all the drunk, taken chicks who've been game when their man hasn't been around.

 

Props given.

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this is fucking it; everything else is a fairy tale

 

my lady does her part in disassociating herself with general scumbags & does not hang with guys much. i trust her, really do. that being said, i understand men. consequently, i ask questions, assess personalities of the people she surrounds herself with, & is generally caring/inquisitive about her day/whereabouts. she has no problem with that; we are simply talking. if something feels off, i do not hesitate to confront her, or dive into flawless detective work before doing so. in turn, she does the same. the girl understands...

 

my point is - love a girl who has/had a positive relationship with her father, preferably someone who is not dirt farm stupid & understands mutual respect... & ALWAYS be ready to break a bottle of wine over some dudes head, no matter how much you love your lady

 

I do that detective work shit to, she doesnt mind and does the same with me, keeps it going good. Her dad is a dick to her all the time yet she is somewhat normal, comes to me we talk about it then i get my dick sucked in return. win.

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This thread makes me super sad and uncomfortable. I want to live in ignorance and denial all the time. Well, not about everything. But sometimes about this type of stuff.

 

Not all girls are like this dude. But I think a lot of men kid themselves believing their woman loves them and will never cheat when it's just not true.

 

When a woman loves you, believe me you'll know it...they'll never cheat ...but they will act very crazy :lol:

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my dad once told me that you know a girl loves you when she acts hella psycho and is up your ass 24/7, that, or she is just a plain ole psycho and will end up murdering you in your sleep.

 

i think that was my dad who told me that...

 

 

Sometimes I feel like you're the dissapointing bastard son I intentionally never had :lol:

 

You're dad was right more or less though I guess. I think you can tell when a woman has fallen in love and gone psycho over you or if she's just plain psycho though.

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Sometimes I feel like you're the dissapointing bastard son I intentionally never had :lol:

 

You're dad was right more or less though I guess. I think you can tell when a woman has fallen in love and gone psycho over you or if she's just plain psycho though.

 

if i was your son youd be stoked to have a basard son as gross as i.

 

im drunk.

 

i took a fucking dump in my local apartment jacuzzi.

 

i keeps it weird.

 

also im totally stinky right nao.

 

bout to snork some tumbleweed right nao too.

 

also...wait nvm im drunk...

 

time to phone one of my throwbacks for sex...

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I'm on my phone so I can't be bothered making that shaking head face but if you were my bastard son I'd seriously slap some sense into you.

 

I'm not going to sit here and be like it's not ok to shit in a jacuzzi in your early twenties (though I'm sure many people feel that way) but at least do it in some hilarious situation. Like shit in some dudes jacuzzi who you hate because he kicked you out of his house party because you kissed his hot bff he secretly loves or something.

 

Getting drunk and shitting in your own apartment complex's jacuzzi just because is a total douche move.

 

Anyway, now that your drunk go and punch that ecko shirt guy right in the face. He totally punked you br0.(ironically for being friends with his girl and knowing you want to fuck her ) But anyway you don't deserve that shit from some fool who thinks he's a hard drug dealer. Trust me fighting when drunk very rarely actually hurts all that much.

 

Call that girl tell her you want his number to buy some blow. Organise a meet and when he rolls up just hit him as hard as you can in the face and keep throwing.

 

even though it's clear you've got some issues I know you've got what it takes to hang with the rest of us and you're not just going to let some cheap one in a million scarface want to be faggot punk you like that.

 

Balls in your court. Everyones waiting to hear how it went down kid.

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Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends..........

 

Cliff notes , I'm berating twinky for shitting in his local jacuzzi and telling him the truth that he really needs to punch this girls drug dealer boyfriend in the face if he wants to reach his full potential.

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