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God blessed me with a rare metobolism condition and bad lungs....

 

If I drink too much (more than 3 beers) my Hyperkalemia will keep me from getting up in the morning. I become temporarily paralyzed for a week or so. The severity varies, some times I may have a gimpy leg I drag around or I won't be able to lift my arms above my head...for a bit

 

Ah and one of my lungs collapsed when I was born so I'm moving around with 1 1/2 lung compasity. So when I smoke weed, I get real fucked up...some times I see random weird shit...others I'm just totally out of it for a couple hours...

 

So drugs don't work for me...graffiti photography is my true vice and obsession

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i can take or leave alcohol.

i got a little buzz off some absinthe recently, it was a nice clean drunk

 

it's the weeds i don't leave alone.

recently i've gotten a price break as well.

... not supposed to talk about that i guess.

i've almost quit smoking cigs (again)

life is good.

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Originally posted by symbols@Mar 23 2005, 10:25 AM

i can take or leave alcohol.

i got a little buzz off some absinthe recently, it was a nice clean drunk

 

it's the weeds i don't leave alone.

recently i've gotten a price break as well.

... not supposed to talk about that i guess.

i've almost quit smoking cigs (again)

life is good.

 

everytime i tell my friends i quit smoking..all i get from the is..AGAIN/1

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damn hermdog thats fucking rough.

 

i only drink 3 or 4 nights a week. the rest of the time i have classes in the morning, and when im hungover i just dont wake up. on weekends i sleep till 4 in the afternoon on the regular. i been drinking and smoking (weed and cigarettes) since i was 14, but definetely not to the degree i do now.

 

but if i drank 10 rolling rocks every night, i would most definetely be super beer-bellied out.

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I used to be REALLY bad, shutting the bar down everynight.

It helped that the cute bartender girls wouldn't charge me

after the manager left, but it's a bad cycle to get into.

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If I could quit smoking cigarettes I'd be happy.... it's so hard though. If I'm not smoking a cigarette and I'm not drinking a drink and I'm around people I start getting bored like they're company isn't enough. It's definitely a mental addiction problem that I can overcome with strength and perseverance.

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i quit smoking cigarettes 2 years ago,i cant even stand the smell of them anymore..my mom still smokes almosts 2 packs a day..i could stop drinking today and never go to it again,but smoking bud is a different story,ill be smoking this shit till i die..

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yeah, quitting smoking gets easier when you really want it.

everytime i think about wanting a cig, i think about why i want to quit.

 

i used to be a raging drunk.

quitting drinking for a year was a great step for me.

it allowed me to divorce myself from my alcohol dependancy, and also to clear my head to the point that i was no longer an angry drunk when i did get loaded.

i look back on it and can hardly believe some of the idiotic shit i did and said when i was drunk.

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Originally posted by symbols@Mar 23 2005, 12:25 PM

look back on it and can hardly believe some of the idiotic shit i did and said when i was drunk.

I know what your saying,one night i did a cartwheel down my friends stairs,got right back up and ran off,its amazing how annoying i get when im drunk.im normally a mellow person..

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^^ HEY! There's nothing wrong with being annoying as hell. My girlfriend and I are some of the most annoying people ever, and we deserve eachother. Just yesterday my mom bought us some german chocolate candies that were shaped like bugs because, "We bug her..." hhahaohohoh awww you so funny. Make side splitting laughter.

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well the only thing wrong with me being annoying is that i never talk unless im asked a question,and sometimes i dont even respond when people talk to me..but then again i dont even like drinking with my friends anymore,i get drunk by myself everynight..

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my issue with drinking is that everytime i go to the bench i get a 40, and the thing is that 3 40's is like 10 beers. i dont consider it drinking too much when ive only had "3" beers, even though it was 3 forties. i kind of have a tendency to mentally relate things to drinking, i could go to the bench at 10:30 in the morning and habitually walk to the store and buy a beer, and that to me seems like i might have a problem. fuck it i guess, beer is bombing juice. i have been kinda thinking about going to AA, but i dont think i'll go through with it. i quit smoking cigs though.

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no, i'm not talking about cartwheels and shit no one cares about..

 

i'm talking about sweeping my friend's countertop of all the empty bottles

then going into his backyard to leave, kicking down half his fence into his neighbor's yard.

then yelling at some friends who were making out to "fucking get a room"

and going out front to lay in the gutter

screaming "get the fuck off of me" while my (ex) man tries to scrape me up

 

 

..or opening up a car door all the way on the highway to puke

 

...or pretending to shoot strangers with a toy gun from a moving car.

 

i'll stop there.

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