Guest Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 I make sure to wear one of those thick belts so my back doesnt go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 i use one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Originally posted by DeathDealer@Feb 15 2005, 04:52 AM i ask, because i think NONE of you have game WHATSOEVER, AND ARE PROBABLY UGLY NERDY BOYS WHO DO NOTHING BUT JERK OFF TO MY POSTS ALL DAY! Quoted post something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 I clench there vagina... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Originally posted by dojafx@Feb 15 2005, 03:42 PM i use one of these Quoted post gotta thing for the big girls huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Nah, he just works smarter, not harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Excuse me dealer but its clearly the other way around.. If the girl doesnt pick ME up, im not havin that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 I tend to drive around the block, real slow like; hanging a 20 dollar bill out the window. Often the females will wave at me and say hey honey you want a date? I then pull over, they then get all forward and shit..I get embarrassed and put it back in my pants.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 COP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 The best way to pick up a girl is to walk up to her and tell her your penis size. You can lie, because, really how will she find out until you guys are about to do it? So if youre sportin' a 4incher, say its a 7. If all goes as planned and shes drunk, she wont know its 3" less than you had said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 you speaking from experience ^^^... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 No, fortunately every guy that has told me he has a 9incher really had a 9incher. Haha... yo, Im just trying to share progressive pick-up ideas :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Originally posted by slave_one@Feb 14 2005, 11:26 PM didn't your man beat you up, and you came on here asking for help? or did you make that up? Quoted post my dad used to always tell me "only a real man can hit a woman...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 uhh, I never get play right away, I'm a hopeless romantic and usually do the whole "get to know her" thing because the brains interest me more than the body, although I'd be blatantly lying if I said I would get with a girl without a banging body/face... call me shallow. Anyway, I usually bone the chicks I date, and get head from the girls I've been talking to for about two weeks or so when I'm not dating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haunts Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 girls kick ass, although im not having too much luck with one of em right now. it sucks that shes the one im actually digging on but hey, thats why you keep a backup supply right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperbackWriter Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 how about: "hey baby, I'm on mushrooms. Squeeze my penis!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperbackWriter Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 I think we can all agree that superficial impressions are the most important early on...in fact I'd let them be a priority for at least a month. You need that Dentyne Ice, Cool Water, speed stick....whatever... conversation is key. It's not gonna go far without good conversational chemistry. I thought this one girl was all creative and unique from the early rapport, but in time I found that she was a fucking space cadet. And her favorite rapper turned out to be ASTRONAUTILUS(!) weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperbackWriter Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Ever read the advice given by Chef Rykwon in old issues of LifeSucksDie magazine? Now THAT guy was a fucking genius. Witty, too. He recommends liquor as the go-to gift over any of the cliche bullshit like flowers, etc. Find out what her favorite booze is and you're golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Originally posted by gatita@Feb 15 2005, 08:53 PM The best way to pick up a girl is to walk up to her and tell her your penis size. You can lie, because, really how will she find out until you guys are about to do it? So if youre sportin' a 4incher, say its a 7. If all goes as planned and shes drunk, she wont know its 3" less than you had said. Quoted post Ha... Have one of your girlfriends tell the chick that she accidentally walked in on you getting out of the shower and it was the biggest penis she has ever seen. This friend has to be coy. You dont want the prospective lay to have any inkling of suspicion that you put her up to this. Then again either way she knows your interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby p Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 rufies, ducktape, a 79 bonneville, 8 track of abba gold, and some spray glitter. and puppies and tootsie rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 i just pee on thier leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Feb 15 2005, 06:53 AM YOU PUT YOUR HAND UP ON MY HIP AND WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP I PUT MY HAND UP ON YOUR HIP AND WHEN YOU DIP I DIP WE DIP AND I PUT MY AND I PUT MY Quoted post this made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Bruni Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 the vice guide to picking up chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 "you are like carpet bombing the city with cock, throw enough shit against the wall somethings got to stick" Eloquent as fuckballs. Sumbody get this man a Zima Funny Funny Shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Originally posted by The Leader@Feb 15 2005, 04:27 PM Nah, he just works smarter, not harder. Quoted post ahhh, I see. So using a fork lift is smarter? Cool. I'm gonna go out and get one now. Wait...wouldn't a dump truck be even better....cuz then you could just pile a shitload of them in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nologo Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys@Feb 15 2005, 06:29 AM This is dumb as hell. Quoted post Nope, this is way dumber than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 The two C's is the key to every vagina. Conversation and Confidence. I'm not the best but I get my share. I'll drop a couple gems for you all. Find yourself in a situation where conversation between two strangers would be comfortable, (around groups of people is a good thing so she won't be scared). Being that I rely on public transportation this is my forum of choice plus it something you both have in common. Upon entering the train/bus find that special girl and sit relatively close to her. Make sure she notices you, if she didn't look up as you sat down make a little noise so she looks up. As your sitting down acknowledge her with more than just a smile or head nod everyone does that, say hello. If she smiles back or replies you are in. Start the conversation with a topic that can go on forever, she will think you two are relating. Here are the two gems, while you say them look as though you’re thinking and not to happy, but maintain playful eye contact. Gem 1 "Do you ever feel like a gorilla locked in a cage? This can go anywhere. It throws her off guard 'cus it doesn't sound like a line. Talk about your talents and how the struggle of life is holding you back and at times while you are magnificent you feel caged. Trust me she's never heard that one before. Gem 2 "When was the last time you where truly happy?" Extremely personal question and she'll let you know right off the bat if that was appropriate, the key hear is nurturing her answer. If she goes the personal route be understanding and share with her, this is a touchy area so DON'T SCARE HER OFF. If she answers evasively or lies and says she always happy, go with it she open the door to lying. Say, "I just realized for the first time today that there is no point to getting angry or letting things get under my skin. Everything in life is an experience we learn form and better ourselves," and follow with an example. Both of these will get you quick puss, if that's what you’re looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAMP Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 The Tao of Steve. -Be Desireless -Be Excellent -Be Gone. "We pursue that which retreats from us."-Heidegger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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