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Originally posted by taper

when it can remove rusto sliver from my hands i'll start using it. until then its just some shit that is decent to beat off with in the shower:D :dazed: and most of the time i dont even use it for that. fuck that shit

 

You should start showering with pumice. That'll either get you mad clean or eat straight through the bozack.:lol:

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Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up !

hahahahahahahaha oh shit.. you guys have taken gay to a whole new level! Leave it to you homosexuals to turn 'colorful goo' & 'scrubbie things' into a competition against dial soap.

 

 

No but seriously, I too have had these qualms about the good smelly stuff being strickly smelly and not clean... which is why I wash with rainforest smelling zest. then i put on the good smelly lotions and body oils and shave with the good smelling shave gel.

 

guys should stay away from smelling like a big strawberry though, word to the wise.

 

bwuahahahhaahhahahahaha

 

 

yeah i lived with my rotten exbitch for like two fucking years and had to put up with that shit plus her moms slew of shit liek that too. her moms was a hairstylist so the got all sortsa promo shit like that. blegh, i always had my irish spring foooooool, green soap green beer green motherfucking celtic pride and thats kehl-tick not sellll-tick. fuckin moolies.

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yeah i lived with my rotten exbitch...

 

oh shit! I just knew you were going to mention the ex

before I even read your post. I just saw you replied

and it made me think 'Shouldn't he be whining about some girl shit?'

 

good to hear you're over it

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body wash

 

right, so, over at my best friends house, i was freaked out in the shower when i ran into the same problem. no soap, all body wash. thankfully they at least had real shampoo. i did not trust the body wash for cleaning me after i got out. i felt dirty. the whole 'private area' was just waiting for a real shower.

 

 

 

boys and body wash

 

if my man started smelling like a strawberry, he would probably wake up without any nuts. that, or he would need to somehow make a strong case that he was not cheating if he woke up as the blade was approaching.

 

:(

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i'm pro-shower gel/body wash/whateverthefuck. it's good stuff. you smell good, you're clean, and it doesn't dry out your skin like soap. for those that don't think it works - get your hands dirty then wash them with the shower gel. you'll find that they will be clean thus proving the shower gel is an effective addition to anyone's bathroom

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over two years old and people still have things to say. this subject had clout... maybe 12oz does care about the cosmetics industry maybe we are all clean smelling men and women, all i have to say is that kiss my face peaceful patchouli hand soap is not just good as hhand soapit works nicely as an overall bodywash, because the actual bodywash is too godamn expensive and it is always ok to smell like a hippie.

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gotta keep your act clean

 

what i do is use both....back in the modelling days, this girl told me to shower up with a good bar of soap then follow through with the bodywash (purely for the smell and feel) i carry a small toiletries bag with me in my car just in case....

 

i also like my bodywash, deoderant and cologne to be of the same brand and fragrence....i love bath products.

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This is what I use:

First I wash myself with this:

http://www.usa.thebodyshop.com/bodyshop/templates/us/products/images/68695_bajik_milk_140x200.gif'>

Then I rub on one of these 3 body butters that came in a set:

http://www.usa.thebodyshop.com/bodyshop/templates/us/products/images/61333_3A_CocoaBobyButter_140x200.gif'> http://www.usa.thebodyshop.com/bodyshop/templates/us/products/images/BODYBUTTER_mango140x200.gif'> http://www.usa.thebodyshop.com/bodyshop/templates/us/products/images/nut_Body_butter140x200.jpg'>

Can't beat the Body SHop. Victoria's Secret is a little too perfumey and The Bath and Body Shop is a little too fruity. The Body Shop is a little more subtle, smells better and is packaged more elegantly. Out of the 3 butters, "nut" is the one I like best...hehe:)

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i like the bar soap.

 

i agree that while the slippery stuff smells good, one does not feel clean after a shower.

especially after a long night at the yard.

i need something that cleans off asbestos.

 

shampoo, on the other hand, is something i will indulge in.

(although i don't like 'hair products' such as spray, mousse and gel)

 

make up generally sucks too.

 

women are fucking weird.

 

someone told me i was weird this morning.

i don't think he likes my soap

 

:lol:

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

This is what I use:

First I wash myself with this:

http://www.usa.thebodyshop.com/bodyshop/templates/us/products/images/68695_bajik_milk_140x200.gif'>

Then I rub on one of these 3 body butters that came in a set:

http://www.usa.thebodyshop.com/bodyshop/templates/us/products/images/61333_3A_CocoaBobyButter_140x200.gif'> http://www.usa.thebodyshop.com/bodyshop/templates/us/products/images/BODYBUTTER_mango140x200.gif'> http://www.usa.thebodyshop.com/bodyshop/templates/us/products/images/nut_Body_butter140x200.jpg'>

Can't beat the Body SHop. Victoria's Secret is a little too perfumey and The Bath and Body Shop is a little too fruity. The Body Shop is a little more subtle, smells better and is packaged more elegantly. Out of the 3 butters, "nut" is the one I like best...hehe:)

 

your gross.

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Guest im not witty

please dont sleep on that body butter stuff, makes a great hand lubricant/massage cream, for that special happy ending from her to you.

 

oh yeah, bar soap for me please.

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that body butter (nut and mango) is great

my last two ex gf's used it, smelt vvery nice

but yeah i actually use both, the goo all over the body

then the soap for my anus and the purple headed yoghurt slinger

 

face scrubs ? i just use some pore opening stuff so it doesnt clog up and my face bursts into a farm of pimples and blackheads. i use Epsom Salts to clean my peircings in my ears too

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Re: gotta keep your act clean

 

Originally posted by fatbastard

what i do is use both....back in the modelling days, this girl told me to shower up with a good bar of soap then follow through with the bodywash (purely for the smell and feel) i carry a small toiletries bag with me in my car just in case....

 

i also like my bodywash, deoderant and cologne to be of the same brand and fragrence....i love bath products.

 

 

 

jesus christ!!! you guys are all girls!!!! SOAP AND NO LOTION LIKE WHAT!!!!!!!

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