duh-rye-won Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 blowjobs are so awesome. the best part is when you're penis goes into their mouth and they suck on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 heh... yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 i don't know this guy on a personal level. but, i do know he is a bad ass tattoo artist. oh, don't be tempted by those skanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southburna Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 Originally posted by slave_one@Jan 19 2005, 07:12 AM well, if you told your wife, i'm sure she's devastated and hurt, but at least she'll respect that you told her the truth. and if she truly understands you and your job as a tattoo artist, i'm sure she will also understand the kind of temptations you go thru being around all that flesh. cheer up, you passed one of the many challenges you will face as a married man. and this is coming from a married woman. Quoted post you nailed it right on the dome piece thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Hook me up with a half sleeve for free and I'll teach you how to spell like a pro! I may even give some head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I didn't understand a word of your little diatribe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Post her photo. I bet you did take the blow job too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 girls get slutty when they walk into a tattoo shop... the shop i work in and any shops where i've spent some time have a condom drawer... i stopped reading after what i think was the third or fourth sentence, but that's my experience, and i think that's what you were getting at... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jan 19 2005, 01:16 AM blowjobs are so awesome. the best part is when you're penis goes into their mouth and they suck on it. Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Jan 19 2005, 12:37 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Jan 19 2005, 12:37 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-anonimojo@Jan 19 2005, 03:26 PM hey abc, yeah you're right, punctuations were invented for a reason. there, you happy? Quoted post if you want people to read your pathetic attempts at the english language, at least put in the effort to make the story readable. Quoted post [/b] correcting peoples grammer online is so played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 That's how the devil steals your soul... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Originally posted by anonimojo@Jan 19 2005, 12:40 AM you nailed it right on the dome piece thank you Quoted post you're welcome...i tried to picture myself in your wife's shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Hahaha...despite the lack of punctuation, good read! Why does dirty stuff always happen in tattoo joints... One of my tattooer friends dp'd the receptionist with the piercer. Eh okay back to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I've met the devil several times. I believe you got off (or didn't haha) lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Post flicks. Ive met the devil.Wasnt that bad of a guy.Just missunderstood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Ha! Dope thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 19 2005, 05:16 AM PUNCTUATION WAS INVENTED FOR A REASON YOU FUCKING RETARD. IF YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE A NOVEL AND WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ YOUR STUPID STORY, USE IT! Quoted post :nope: wtf ? let this dude tell his story without hating coz you get none. go enter the next spelling-bee at box hill tech, pussy. animojo - best thing i read on 12oz in about 6 months, cmon man give us the rest a the story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 i didnt even read that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Originally posted by anonimojo@Jan 19 2005, 02:00 AM i feel liek i deserve a skanky whore bag that offers tattoo artist blowjobs for her own pleasure Quoted post Well that's the spirit. Go get em tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Originally posted by avils+Jan 20 2005, 10:02 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (avils - Jan 20 2005, 10:02 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Jan 19 2005, 05:16 AM PUNCTUATION WAS INVENTED FOR A REASON YOU FUCKING RETARD. IF YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE A NOVEL AND WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ YOUR STUPID STORY, USE IT! Quoted post :nope: wtf ? let this dude tell his story without hating coz you get none. go enter the next spelling-bee at box hill tech, pussy. Quoted post [/b] i tried very hard to read the story, but got most of the way through the first paragraph with only a very sketchy idea of what was actually going on. i figured if someone was going to go to the effort of typing out some long winded bullshit-ass story, the least they could do was use a few commas and periods to make it flow enough that you could actually understand what was going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 exactly...read like someone was typing on speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 19 2005, 05:16 AM PUNCTUATION WAS INVENTED FOR A REASON YOU FUCKING RETARD. IF YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE A NOVEL AND WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ YOUR STUPID STORY, USE IT! Quoted post Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 i actually enjoyed ol' boy's writing style. and no, i wouldn't have taken it... i actually would prolly have stopped and told her to leave.. and as far as what vinyl said.. i don't think it's the shops so much as the type of girls that would get a tattoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Originally posted by Vanity@Jan 20 2005, 03:48 AM i actually enjoyed ol' boy's writing style. Quoted post here's the ABC version : the young lady in question then offered to pleasure me orally; and by that i mean she was going to take my phallus into her mouth and perform fellatio on it (my phallus) until i ejaculated the semen from my testicles into said young lady's mouth. fucking herbs. :huh?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Originally posted by avils+Jan 19 2005, 08:57 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (avils - Jan 19 2005, 08:57 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Vanity@Jan 20 2005, 03:48 AM i actually enjoyed ol' boy's writing style. Quoted post here's the ABC version : the young lady in question then offered to pleasure me orally; and by that i mean she was going to take my phallus into her mouth and perform fellatio on it (my phallus) until i ejaculated the semen from my testicles into said young lady's mouth. fucking herbs. :huh?: Quoted post [/b] It seems like the point is flying right over someones head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Originally posted by avils+Jan 20 2005, 01:57 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (avils - Jan 20 2005, 01:57 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Vanity@Jan 20 2005, 03:48 AM i actually enjoyed ol' boy's writing style. Quoted post here's the ABC version : the young lady in question then offered to pleasure me orally; and by that i mean she was going to take my phallus into her mouth and perform fellatio on it (my phallus) until i ejaculated the semen from my testicles into said young lady's mouth. fucking herbs. :huh?: Quoted post [/b] oh my god there's this guy avils on 12ozprophet who gets a full hard on about me cos i would prefer when someone writes a 500 word story that flies all over the place that they at least put one or two periods and a comma in there so i know when the storyteller is jumping from one topic to another cos he did it alot during the story jump from one topic to another i mean not use periods and commas cos he didnt use any of them and thats why i said it i hope that didnt confuse you you know what confuses me when chicks ask do i look fat in this and if they do and you say yes they look fat in it cos they tell you they like it when your truthful but then they go nuts on you and start crying and yelling and stuff but its like baby i was trying to tell you the truth you hate it when i lie and then you think to yourself maybe i should lie just cos it makes my life easier you know what i mean i dunno im hungry right now id love a big fat juicy cowburger with ketchup and stuff cos im not a vegetarian i hate them hippy fucks hugging trees and shit they are all fuckheads man its been hard to write this and trying to restrain myself but you get the idea fuck avils fuck not using punctuation and fuck you if you made it this far into my stupid story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Crohn's disease n : a serious chronic and progressive inflammation of the ileum producing frequent bouts of diarrhea with abdominal pain and nausea and fever and weight loss [syn: regional enteritis, regional ileitis, Crohn's disease] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 you shoulda slapped her face with your dick and tell her top get outta there. but damn i would have taken the bj. why you tryin to be married this young anyhow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 tattoo artisits always think they're too cool for school and they always get lots of poontang. i hate em. i hate em all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc7hyp-1 Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 if you need punctuation to understand. then you my friend, suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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