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so i've been taking sleeping pills latly because i have a cold and i need to sleep because i work full time (unlike some of you stay at home mommy tittie suckers). yeah they help me sleep but that doesn't interest me about them anymore, they give you fucked up dreams. i love it, i go to bed a few hours early just because i'm that excited to dream my life away. so here is a thread to post some fucked up dreams. for example: getting head from your little brother or getting a dream you had mixed up with real life like getting head from your little brother. sorry ear muffs your example was all i could think of.

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i've been taking ambien for awhile and it hasn't been addictive at all for me. i quit cold turkey the other week and have 10 pills lying around for recreational use now... shit is expensive, by the way.

 

anyone suffering from insomnia, i highly recommend taking a pill by the name of 5-HTP.

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Penis-Shaped, Talking Masturbation Teaching Toy Marketed to Pre-Teen Girls!

 

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The manufacturing label on Fisher Price's new, Aquapet toy reads, "...they even have a few secrets, can you discover them?" For 7-year old church member, Martha Chumsky, that discovery was made late last Tuesday evening, when she walked into her parents' bedroom looking for her toy, only to find her mother standing naked as jaybird in front of the bureau mirror, wiping off her daughter's Aquapet with a dirty wet rag.

 

As is required under the Landover Baptist Patriot act, Martha did her duty as an American Christian citizen and reported her mommy's suspicious behavior to church authorities. Since her report was filed, there have been over two-dozen isolated, but similar incidents regarding lewd activities of a sexual nature where Aquapets were involved in whole, or in part.

 

Shortly after overcoming the initial shock of seeing an actual Aquapet for himself, Pastor Deacon Fred ordered the Creation Science Research Center to begin investigating the penis-shaped toy immediately. Their findings were even more shocking than expected.

 

"We've got some real sick perverts in this world," Pastor explained at a closed meeting of Deacons last Saturday. "The Devil has got a strong hold on them Japaneses that created this thing," he said. "This is worse than those pokemon pocket demons they came with out a few years back."

 

At an emergency meeting in fellowship hall, Pastor calmed a frantic crowd of visibly shaken and concerned parents by assuring them that he would spare no expense in focusing all of his efforts in going after the Aquapet menace. "Friends," he said, holding an Aquapet toy high above his head. "What would you do if you were sitting down for dinner and your little daughter plopped one of these giant plastic penises onto the table and started talking to it?" Pastor slammed the Aquapet into the wall, smashing it into bits. "Praise Jesus!" he exclaimed, as he reached down onto the wet floor to pick up the little creature that fell out the shattered toy. "You gotta smash it all up!"

 

Holding the little beast high above his head, Pastor yelled, "Oh yes! Oh yes indeedy! Looky what we've got here, folks. A little demon just lost his home! Brothers and Sisters in Christ, our Creation Scientists tell me that tiny liquid dwelling demons like this one here, live inside the tips of each Aquapet toy! And they talk to our little Baptist girls slowly... revealing disgusting secrets about sex! How them squinty-eyed Japanese atheists trapped live demons inside a masturbation toy and marketed it to pre-teens, we may never know. What we do know is that it slipped right under our noses, and we've got to stop it!

 

Pastor threw the little demon onto the floor and squashed it with his heel, yelling, "Take that, Satan!" He then turned to the crowd of concerned parents and said, "Upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat! And thou shalt bruise his heel!" he exclaimed. "That's from Genesis 3:14! Glory to God! Folks, if you've got one of these little abominations in your house, what I want you to do when you get home is to smash it up in your driveway and squash the little demon with your heel. The same thing Genesis 3:15 tells us that the Lord Jesus is gonna do to Satan for bruising His head! Praise the sweet name of Jesus! Remove these foul creatures from your Christian homes, before they turn your living rooms into dens of iniquity!"

 

The following Sunday, Pastor Deacon Fred informed the entire congregation that everything will be put on hold, including all September church events, and the planning and construction of this October's Halloween Hell House until every single Aquapet is vanquished from the greater Freehold, Iowa area. "We're going door to door and searching every home!" he said. "If you've got one of these disgusting toys in your house, then get rid of it or find yourself another place to worship!"

 

Pastor Deacon Fred also informed his close friend, President George W. Bush about how the Japanese are using Aquapets to teach little Christian girls how to masturbate. "He was mighty upset about it," Pastor told the congregation. "He promised that as soon as he is re-selected as President, he is going to make it a top priority to push a law through that will make it a federal offense to have an Aquapet in your home! Thank there is someone running this country that really understands the needs of True Christian™ people. Praise Jesus!"

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I used to have repeating dreams about subway cars, missing subways, falling off the platform but keeping my grip on the edge [it was bottomless], standing in a car that would never leave the station, etc. I used ot have a lot of dreams about aliens when I was young, and falling too. I love falling dreams, its such a weird adrenaline rush.. anyone else get em?

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its said that with falling dreams if you hit the ground, you die. but thats bullshit i think.

 

anyways, ive had some fucked up dreams. scenarios would completely change once i went through a door. like, from my kitchen, into the school yard, that one was crazy. i hate it when you know the voice but you cant see the face, or the face is different.

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Originally posted by tour

so i've been taking sleeping pills latly because i have a cold and i need to sleep because i work full time (unlike some of you stay at home mommy tittie suckers).

go tell your mom that you love her very much and you want her back in your life. I SUCK MY FINGERS

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if you take ambien and don't go to sleep yer brain kicks over to dream stage anyway... that means dope hallucinations...

 

also, saying that anything is not addictive is bullshit... depends on the person...

 

also also, you build up a tolerance to ambien pretty damn quick... and then it builds exponentially... when i finally gave up on that shit i was taking 6 of the biggest pills to fall asleep... lame... and, yes, spendy...

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