__ __ __ __ Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 whats a BLOKE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by feat burn@Sep 5 2005, 08:43 AM m8 Quoted post :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droptheknife Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by __ __ __ __@Sep 5 2005, 11:01 PM whats a BLOKE? Quoted post a male human.otherwise known as a MAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c. clarence Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Originally posted by xmyrtlex@Aug 30 2005, 06:24 AM i dunno but i seen a nasty ass bumb bitch sucking this dude off under a tunnel so i started throwing rocks at them.. Quoted post sitting here at work and i started laughing out loud when i read this... all the cutomers started staring at me and shit. oh well. i mean, what else are you supposed to do when you see a "nasty ass bum bitch" giving domers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 running infront of a car for a long time is never fun ive been there. dont do it trust me just jump on top of their car and throw a hand grenade inside . peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Aug 25 2005, 05:27 AM How is seeing a hooker strange or crazy. People see hookers all the time. Quoted post hey,it's the strangest shit we've seen! you gotta start somewhere.... All ive seen is some...animals. or, like, rocks on the ground and shit. that's the craziest shit I've seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTone Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 yall missin out we got menehunes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yah umm thats all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by feat burn@Sep 5 2005, 01:43 PM there was one time when me n an old friend went to paint this pub (out of town so we went on our bikes) it was like a main roadside,any ways we start shakin cans just started outline n a car pulls up n we dint even think bout it (because how many cars do ya normally see a tbout 3 in mornin) we jumped on our bikes on road as fast as we could and ders steps n a wall leading from the pub 2 the road i go down the steps at full speed my m8 goin as fast as me goes off the wall smashes is face in layin on floor (e now as a false tooth) and a bloke gets out of the car with is walkin stick n says shall a ring an ambulance :biglaugh: its not strange but its funny. peace.. Quoted post Yeah? Then what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locofanclub Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Trip to the dentist,via the bank to pay for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lego one@Aug 21 2005, 09:34 PM and then theres endless bribe stories and shit Quoted post are you saying that you have successfully bribed police ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Me and this other guy I used to paint with were out doing some shit in at this abandoned factory in a backwoods town I was staying at. Then all the sudden we heard gun shots, right behind us. It turned out that one of the redneck kids was out shooting out windows in the place with this old antique blackpowder revolver. He turned out to be pretty cool, let us shoot some stuff, take pictures of us doing stupid shit with the gun(it was a nice looking gun). So the scence was kind of odd, two guys painting a wall and another kid walking around with a gun, blasting shit at random. just one of the few things that stuck with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUK_IF_YOU_BUK Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 well this one time i was walking along i-95 along the tracks, just lookin for chill spots that could be seen from the highway when i heard this movement of bushes to my 5 o clock. all of a sudden a midget hopped out of them and started dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrapBroke Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 ^^BWHAHAHAAH!!!!!! Fuck that some funny shit.... Well, i havent come across alot of crazy things happening while bombing except when i was rockin this pannel, a copper chopper came straight over us. We all just ducked inbetween the gaps of the train and underneath... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khartoum Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 We learned not to park too close to abandoned buildings that day because while on the roof my friend peered over the side & spotted 3 cop cars waiting on the one side of the building. So we went downstairs (guided by cell phone light) into a lot of darkness & went and checked if they were still there...they were & we decided to find another exit. Well we found another exit & they didn't see us, but my van was parked on the road that the fisher body plant courtyard is on. So we walked in a big circle to avoid the cops but as we walked up large spotlights hit us... Detroit Police: "Put Your Hands Up!" Detroit Police: "Keep walking towards us" (I squint trying to see them) Detroit Police: "Don't look at us" Detroit Police: "Single File" (We get about 15 feet away from the cars) Detroit Police: "Alright spread out; hands up higher, higher; spread your legs apart, more, more" Detroit Police: "What are you doing" Us: Walking around over there (we point over by I-75) Detroit Police: "We know what you were doing, we saw your van" Detroit Police: "Where are you all from" My friend: "Windsor, Ontario, Canada" Detroit Police: "Are any of you citizens of the United States" Us: "No." (The following is a direct quote, I'm not exagerating) Detroit Police: "Well let me tell you something that being white, many of us (he said us) fall victim to violent crimes in these neighbourhoods. So on behalf of Detroit tourism, run the fuck outta here." (We all run back to the van, my friend fully laughing.) It was quite the experience; the only thing that sucked was that my friend threw my camera into some weeds once the spotlight hit us because he thought the cops would look at it & determine we were in the building. (this would be common place in Canada.) So we drove around for about an hour giving the cops time to leave; we drove up a cross-street & as we passed we all looked and saw that a cop was still there. We couldn't believe it. So we went to a parking lot on Chene & slept for about an hour & went back again; this time there was now 4 cop cars parked there. We drove around until 11 hoping that shift change would occur & tried once again. Our hypothesis about shift change was true & we searched the weeds with flashlights, found my camera & got the hell outta there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When I was bombing the other night, I looked through this big, weird, 180 degree fisheye lens I found laying on the ground. The angle of view it covered was so wide that I could actually see your mother's entire vagina without turning my head from side to side. It was amazing. God that thing is huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutdown Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by NUK_IF_YOU_BUK@Oct 13 2005, 10:38 AM well this one time i was walking along i-95 along the tracks, just lookin for chill spots that could be seen from the highway when i heard this movement of bushes to my 5 o clock. all of a sudden a midget hopped out of them and started dancing. Quoted post I really hope this story is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavarua Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by shutdown+Oct 14 2005, 03:25 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shutdown - Oct 14 2005, 03:25 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-NUK_IF_YOU_BUK@Oct 13 2005, 10:38 AM well this one time i was walking along i-95 along the tracks, just lookin for chill spots that could be seen from the highway when i heard this movement of bushes to my 5 o clock. all of a sudden a midget hopped out of them and started dancing. Quoted post I really hope this story is true. Quoted post [/b] Same! This may not be super strange but hey... I caught the last BART train out of our station last night headed to downtown Oakland for some fun-fun and lo-and-behold what is the first fucking thing I run into when I come up the stairs to street level? Deer... thats right three fucking deer, a mom and two fawns prancing towards me. They got startled by me and took off running towards San Pablo Ave through traffic. You don't see deer on your average bombing run in the heart Oakland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx+Sep 22 2005, 09:25 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WhiteOx - Sep 22 2005, 09:25 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Lego one@Aug 21 2005, 09:34 PM and then theres endless bribe stories and shit Quoted post are you saying that you have successfully bribed police ? Quoted post [/b] "I thought we could settle this right here in brainard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I was doing a roogtop on a trip to LA and I saw a woman in an alley pissing standing up. that was fucking weird then back home I saw a guy jump off a 8 story building and kill himself at like 3 am. that was pretty fucked up too. wish I had my video camera with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 so you could masturbate while you watch him fall to his death over and over again, sicko? god, the people on these forums repulse me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 yah so i could masterbate. what are you a fucking retard. I would have sold it to all the local news stations then wacked off in your girls eye. "god, the people on these forums repulse me... " whats such a highly educated and sophisticated person like yourself doing on this thread? research for your next lecture? or just checking in on the lower class actual graffiti writers, to see what low lifes like us do to occupy our time.? 3677 posts and your still getting repulsed. your a not the smartest bulb on the tree are you. geek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 someones sarcasm detector isnt on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Its broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khartoum Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 One of the first times out; we walked up to this burnt out house (I know the shit about not painting on houses; but this is Detroit I'm talking about; there's streets upon streets with just 10 burnt our collapsed houses next to each other.) Anyway, my buddy takes this big spot & I take this spot near this window; I make 2 lines & realize I hear the radio; I tell him, he finished what he's doing and we get the fuck away; also while walking away we start hearing some large dog barking from that direction. (it was the last house with nothing behind it). So we walk away from that house and go to hit this trailer structure across the road & as were doin it; my buddy calls me over to see that 2 bums with shopping carts are scrapping shit from inside...needless to say we had enough of that neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 ^WHOA...TOTALLY CRAZY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droptheknife Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 that would have been hectic.no i'm serious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5iveDee Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Sep 4 2005, 12:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Sep 4 2005, 12:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-5iveDee@Sep 4 2005, 08:27 AM Pretty much, it wasnt strange or crazy but it was kinda scary and unexpected Quoted post So a train going by, while your painting on the side of TRAIN TRACKS, is unexpected? 2 million sperm and you were the fastest huh? Quoted post [/b] we didnt hear shit and I look up and a train is 5-10 ft away from me going full speed and honks the horn as soon as I look up, it was unexpected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTone Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 strangest thing i ever saw was paint coming out of a can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 dope ^ :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 The weirdest thing ive seen while i was painting was a chroming bitch. It was hell-as funny because she had a can of silver in her hand and you could see all that silver paint on her face. And to top that i think she was a prostitute trying to advertise herself at north melburn station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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