QuestionMark? Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Once seen a cow jump over the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Originally posted by QuestionMark?@Dec 5 2005, 09:48 AM Once seen a cow jump over the moon. Quoted post Oh yeah i saw that aswell. Knives and forks were following the cow yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c. clarence Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Originally posted by Tavarua@Oct 14 2005, 08:42 AM Same! This may not be super strange but hey... I caught the last BART train out of our station last night headed to downtown Oakland for some fun-fun and lo-and-behold what is the first fucking thing I run into when I come up the stairs to street level? Deer... thats right three fucking deer, a mom and two fawns prancing towards me. They got startled by me and took off running towards San Pablo Ave through traffic. You don't see deer on your average bombing run in the heart Oakland. Quoted post deer on broadway st? is this shit true? how the fuck is a deer gonna get to the middle of downtown oakland? sounds nutty. i woulda been scared shitlss to see a big ass deer staring me down in downtown oaklandish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KephaOneLove Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 i saw your mom giving head to a truck driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearthesear Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Originally posted by KephaOneLove@Dec 5 2005, 12:04 AM i saw your mom giving head to a truck driver. Quoted post me and my nigga were on a moped and stopped to smoke a bowl behind a kfc and the is like a five foot fence seperating a parking lot to another lot and there is anther fence like 1 foot from a pipe going up the side of a bulding so i get on the fence and do tagas all the way up the pipe or as far as i could reach and you can see some guy fucking wacking off like really into it like alternating hands then both simoultaneously then separatee then making weird expressions and biting his lip and shit so i tell my homie to peek over the fence and we laugh i mean this guy was like REALLY into what he was doing like some business suit looking fag with balding hair so we laugh then continue smoking then we peak over to throw some shit at him the we just see him make some weird ass haggard ffaces so we think this guys done and he closes his eyes and jerks around and shit .. so we laugh our asses off then we yell shit at him and leave... it wouldnt have been weird except it was like at 2 pm on a weekday.....in motherfucking reno nevada......true story . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 so you saw a guy jacking off, and then decided to sit around and watch him.....fucking homosexuals :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearthesear Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by fuck muni@Dec 7 2005, 10:49 AM so you saw a guy jacking off, and then decided to sit around and watch him.....fucking homosexuals :rolleyes: Quoted post fuck you fool we were smoing a bowl :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 youre gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 haa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearthesear Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Dec 7 2005, 10:49 PM haa Quoted post fuck off it WAS the strangest thing at the time!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesmyheroin Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 girls go pee pee! that only happens when i go into the ladies room to do marker tags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s.urkaleeno Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Ha! There were 3 of us painting this real chill spot near a famous art school.... when all of a sudden there's like 10 people ( 5 guys, 5 girls ) taking pictures and hanging out. Normally this wouldn't bother me... the building is huge and they weren't taking pictures of us. However, it didn't stop there.... 2 of the guys started taking there clothes of ( keep in mind this is a 10 story building and we are on the 10th floor, and the building is falling apart, brick, glass, rusty metal all over the place) So there are these 2 naked dudes circling around each other letting out primal screams in some weird ass homo-dance thing. Then a couple of the girls start taking photos of them and they start throwing metal and rocks, and just being really annoying. So we yell down to them ( we are on an upper tear looking down on them) telling them to cut the shit and stop being soooooo gay; or were going to throw them down the elevator shaft. Then one of the naked guys wants to be tuff and is like " you really want to fight me!?!" Being the type of people that we are, we decided to oblige them.... as we headed to the steps to go after them they gathered their clothes and ran out of the building leaving their socks behind .... we didn't follow them we figured they were in the art schools summer program... it was an extremely bizzare day that turned into an ever more bizzare weekend. You see later that night we saw this junky get busted for banging H in the parking lot of a burger spot..... his arrest wasn't the strange thing..... the beach ball that the cops gave us ( they found it in his trunk) was truely bizzare...... oh yeah....he was cooking the H in a plastic spoon........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christ Puncher Oner Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 i saw a cheetah once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 GAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 i was at this yard where the city used to take old busses and just dump them there, and i can recal a time last year when we were there painting and some dudes and a girl in a bathrobe just came through and im lik ehwta the hell and she took off the bathrobe and was like naked she was allright she was like a 30+ year old asian woman, and i thought they were gonna start filming a porno, but they ended up just taking pictures of her posing with the bmbed ass busses, i had the idea to talk to dude who seemed to be in charge and convinced him to get some of my grafitti in the shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEDRO NAVAJA Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 chiks snorting coke on the train while im bustin tags....i thought they was crunk but then i hear sniff sniff,i was preety fucked up them to chiks just tweaked me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrOkEnBoNeS Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 being on a nightbus on the way to a yard drunk as hell, meeting some guy just released from feltham young offenders institute,he started chasing the dragon,i took a couple of hits (a one off, it was my birthday, why not?), the itialian lads from uht crew who i was taking out were freaking out thinking theyd hooked up with a complete fucking lunatic.got to the yard, ended up "floating" through the hole in the razor wire my mate cut and skipped over 10 set of track to where the tube was, we all started hitting up our stuff, my mates and the italians on one side, i went on the other when i hear this really soothing music. i was caked anyway so thought nothing more of it,im just tripping out from the drugs,but i hear it some more so look futher down my train into the sheds and see about a dozen african cleaners in a circle on the platform banging their brooms on the floor to make a beat and singing, got so caught up with it in my state almost forgot about my piece and the confused italians on the other side. fucking trippy shit, ended finishing my piece to the sound of african tribe music. craziest shit is in new york,went there a while back when it was proper filled in with snow. first of all when i get there theres some woman threatening to throw herself off the hotel next to me on manhatten in protest for afganistan or something, police have some fat crash mat out on the floor below, like one of those things you have in gym, funniest thing was is they put it about 10 metres to the left of her, that bitch was dead if she ever jumped, anyway that night went out and painted the subway, left and rode the subway for a bit drinking colt45's and decided i wanted to go to staten, got there and ended up braking off some picket fences, tied them to my feet and ended up doing budget snowboarding down all thse hills and bombng with some local kids in early morning drunk as fuck. about 8 o clock we hear this fuck off big explosion, we look of into the distance and see this fat plume of smoke comming from the other end of the island, bits of shrapnel start peppering the snow and everyone is out of their houses screaming terrorist attack and shit, turns out some oil tanker ran into the dock and blew itself up. fucking nuts! i left new york back home with a big grin on my face, that place has got more crazis than any place on earth, riding the subway for just one night taught me that ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearthesear Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 bobs your uncle toms your fairy ,mate, bloak, .... fuck you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Dec 9 2005, 07:54 AM i was at this yard where the city used to take old busses and just dump them there, and i can recal a time last year when we were there painting and some dudes and a girl in a bathrobe just came through and im lik ehwta the hell and she took off the bathrobe and was like naked she was allright she was like a 30+ year old asian woman, and i thought they were gonna start filming a porno, but they ended up just taking pictures of her posing with the bmbed ass busses, i had the idea to talk to dude who seemed to be in charge and convinced him to get some of my grafitti in the shots. Quoted post you fuckin serious?? she fine?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Originally posted by BrOkEnBoNeS@Dec 11 2005, 06:27 PM being on a nightbus on the way to a yard drunk as hell, meeting some guy just released from feltham young offenders institute,he started chasing the dragon,i took a couple of hits (a one off, it was my birthday, why not?), the itialian lads from uht crew who i was taking out were freaking out thinking theyd hooked up with a complete fucking lunatic.got to the yard, ended up "floating" through the hole in the razor wire my mate cut and skipped over 10 set of track to where the tube was, we all started hitting up our stuff, my mates and the italians on one side, i went on the other when i hear this really soothing music. i was caked anyway so thought nothing more of it,im just tripping out from the drugs,but i hear it some more so look futher down my train into the sheds and see about a dozen african cleaners in a circle on the platform banging their brooms on the floor to make a beat and singing, got so caught up with it in my state almost forgot about my piece and the confused italians on the other side. fucking trippy shit, ended finishing my piece to the sound of african tribe music. Quoted post your on the bus drunk met some guy, hit some crack? heroin? PCP? the italian kids you were taking to the yard started freaking out so high that you floated over the tracks hear some trippy music turns out a bunch of african wannabe trashcan chorus motherfuckers is doing some ghetto zimbabwe voodoo chant finished the peice to the african music got home and realized they chomped on me nads mate! fuckin euros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Originally posted by PEDRO NAVAJA@Dec 11 2005, 12:17 PM chiks snorting coke on the train while im bustin tags....i thought they was crunk but then i hear sniff sniff,i was preety fucked up them to chiks just tweaked me out Quoted post wow dude are you fucking serious?? PEOPLE SNORTING COKE!??!?! HOLY SHIT....that musta totally freaked you out man! i cant believe some of these fucking kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrOkEnBoNeS Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Originally posted by fearthesear@Dec 12 2005, 07:45 AM bobs your uncle toms your fairy ,mate, bloak, .... fuck you..... Quoted post that directed at me? fucking yanks :rolleyes: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovethefogg Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 i went tagging and fuckin lights and shit and before i knew it a was i jail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoZe42 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 A white wigger and mixed mexican wigger side by side.. some chick "giving" herself to more than more person.. I was hanging off the wall when gun shots maybe 4 0r 6... later some bums talking about a low scum gang bickering(over bullshit)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearthesear Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 i was doing write right when this tottally crazy ass car full of these loked out crips with lights on their car roof started chasing me right....then i ran ritght got a few blocks when the ged up fools called for backup and i mean these guys were rollin deep and they were strapped and they kidnapped me put cuffs on me then held me hostage for 2 days.... in a cage and they were allowed to do so... and they stole my paiint and made me pay them and to do favors for the "community" like 96 hours worth... TRUE STORY..... :mexican: :mexican: :mexican: :mexican: :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovethefogg Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 ok the crazyest thing that ever happend to me was getting arrested tagging but other thain that once i was righing walked down guadaloupe and i tok likw and houre or two so at like 4;00 i left with my friend we drove back the way we walked from and we saw a scizm that we did not see when we walked buy so we decided to drive around looking for him we found him stoppeed and started righting with him then a gang showed up who knew him shot and killed him and me and my friends just had to give them our shose . no nothing elce happend we just left after a hole nother two hourse it was fucking morning then and yea it was a prity badd ass night i got up a shit load and went righting with scizm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methadone program Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 hittin a heaven on a freeway...two car fender bender happens almost right smack below me while im just about to climb down the criss cross ladder shit....about six cops, numerous tow trucks, and an ambulance all make an appearance and im just chillen behind the sign with a freshly hallow covering the street name...yea!!!!fucken awesome!!!! :rolleyes: ...it felt like seven hours but it was probably like twenty minutes or so before shit settled down...what are the odds? fucken 1am....shits not really crazy, just fucken weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper wilkins Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 me and muh niggah seber were up on a over pass and climbed down and in the bushes was a dead body some fuckin bum we hit it after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 dood you bomb with saber? omg king! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Originally posted by grasshopper wilkins@Dec 31 2005, 08:10 PM a dead body some fuckin bum we hit it Quoted post You hit that shit? Uggggh my dude, I'm into some freaky bedroom shit, but that's boo boo. NO DICE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.