+1up Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Not crazy but just fuckin weird. Walkin through a humungous park at 3am to get to a bombing spot, nobody outside at all cept me and my homie and its some thick ass fog. It feels like your being watched but when you look back the shadows turn to trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeTroS Eat EM Up Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 i saw a dog fuck a cat and i was "ho shit" and i got out my camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeTroS Eat EM Up Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 oh and when i was walking through the football feild i saw 2 homeless people fucking on the 50 yard line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeTroS Eat EM Up Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 i was paintin a shutter and a dog pees on my piece HAHAHAHAHA i think thats the funnies i ever herd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy. Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 i once saw a bum on the amtrak tracks wearing a cartman tshirt who told me that some kids got arrested there the week before and 2 people fucking in the stairway at a subway station. it was the middle of the day too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeTroS Eat EM Up Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 lol and u was plannin on bombing or joining!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamousscribbler Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 two things stick out in my memory... one time me and my boy were peicing this rooftop spot and there was a whole group of bums sittin around watchin and yellin at us, so i go over and give one of them five bucks and tell him to watch for cops. so he goes and rounds up the rest of the bums and they all go to different spots on this roof and they're yellin to us when a car would go by, it was like a crazy fuckin security system! another time i'm out in the yard paintin and an engine starts rollin by, i didn't think anything of it but about five minutes later some guy comes walkin out from behind one of the cars and walks over to me- and i can tell this guy's drunk as hell, i'm grabbin' my bag and gettin ready to run, and the guy says "hey buddy, you like paintin on trains? well there's a whole row of em right over there, just follow me." he then proceeds to walk over to the next row of cars and points at them then yells "here! come over and see em!" i hesitate then go over and to my surprise there is car after car bombed up, and he's like "paint these ones, they're better." i just say thanks and he starts walkin back up the tracks then gets in the engine, turns out he was the fuckin driver! i just laughed and kept painting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iWrite Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 at this one spot that me nd my friends were hitting up he hella had to take a crap. i didnt think anything of it but wen i finished a throwie and looked at him he just took a shit on the ground. my other friend just started laughing as he wiped his ass with a dollar bill. we finished then left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Me and my freind were leaving his appartment building (in NYC) to go bombing at like 4 am and we decided to wear mad weird shit, we each had ninja masks hoodies gloves bags and these wacked out swimming goggles that made us look made fucking crazy/retarded. so we walk about 2 feet out of his house and a cop is walking right in front of us, we both freeze with our arms down diagonally(like what they dude from splinter cell looks like when sneaking around) and the cop just stares at us for 2 seconds and then is just like..i gotta stop drinking...and walks away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 i was bombing a roof top, and otu of no where a helicopter landed on the roof, and chuck norris came out with a pregnsnt lady, he delivered the baby, then bounce and left he lady and baby there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonabak Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 yyo i woz paintin in this chilled owt tunnel, it woz in the day but everyfing woz dark coz its a tunnel obviously.. and this white cat jumped owt ov no wer and scared the shit owt ov me!! so i kiked it up the ass and carried on my rollup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNR Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 um a cop that saw me out when i was a small little 12 year old painting and he didnt even care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 weird stuff? every writer out has seen at least one strange occurence. it's usually about midnite when i hit the lines, so there's always gonna be some random shit on the fly. i remember painting under this lil bridge on the f-line and seeing this old homeless guy, everyone in perth knows him, the old dude who walks everywhere, and i swear to god he was beating off. ha, i chuckled all the way home, homeless people are funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 im willing to be 99% of these stories are bullshit. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odie Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 wierdest thing was that a guy mixed his paint with coke(drug) and then took acid and then thought he was a bus then started speaking all donny thornberry then killed himself with his penis lol true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donut holes Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 hahaha the splinter cell thing is hilarious. me and my buddy were walking along this overpass and it has those square rails on the sides so we went and did a little handstyle(it was daytime), and this white truck goes by and i see it pull over into the turn lane and stop and this fat mexican guy comes out and he jogs in our direction kinda slowly, so were like wtf? and he changes direction and we noticed that he had a kiddie pool in the back of his truck and it flew out the back, so him and I cracked up and we ran out and grabbed it for him and he thanked us and he went out on his way. we went from vandal to good samaritan in like 10 seconds. pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vic_spitters Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 onetime i met up with this chick at like 3:30 am, me n my mate were walkin back from her house between jordanville n holmesglen stations in melbourne, n this dude comes outta no where n stands at the round about n we r about 300 metres away n we look away, n hes lying in the middle of the road jus like flat out, fully spread, and then we walk past n hes like dribbling, we rekn he had an overdose but we were too freaked to giv a fuck, gud fun tho, cunt diserved it for takin shit like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 ^^^^ or may have had an epilpetic fit and was lying in the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donut holes Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 or he had diabetes and he didnt monitor his shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I was painting alone in atlanta under a chill bridge, and up walks a bum, but he just chills and watches me. then i turn around to see if he's stilll there and he is, but he's got his dick in his hand and is beating off watching me paint. i tell him to get the fuck outta here with that shit and he's like "whyy man?" and i said "dude, are you joking? what the fuck, stop that shit" and he says "aw man...it feels good. ......." so i just said fuck it and finished my piece and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I was painting alone in atlanta under a chill bridge' date=' and up walks a bum, but he just chills and watches me. then i turn around to see if he's stilll there and he is, but he's got his dick in his hand and is beating off watching me paint. i tell him to get the fuck outta here with that shit and he's like "whyy man?" and i said "dude, are you joking? what the fuck, stop that shit" and he says "aw man...it feels good. ......." so i just said fuck it and finished my piece and left.[/quote'] holy shit! thats fucked up man... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I was painting alone in atlanta under a chill bridge' date=' and up walks a bum, but he just chills and watches me. then i turn around to see if he's stilll there and he is, but he's got his dick in his hand and is beating off watching me paint. i tell him to get the fuck outta here with that shit and he's like "whyy man?" and i said "dude, are you joking? what the fuck, stop that shit" and he says "aw man...it feels good. ......." so i just said fuck it and finished my piece and left.[/quote'] your not telling us about how you let him pee in your butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I was in this abandoned building once and like 5 bums come up to me and ask for money at once, half way through a fill, so i got, if you guys can fill this for me using this (ny skinny) in under a minute, ill give you all a dollar. Well my luck shit out that day, one of them used to write and he fuckin went at it and it came out not to shabby. but i was broke, so i gave them my hoody and was like "next time i come ill bring some cash." True story, i came back wit the money and like 3of them were there, including the old writer and i talked to him for like an hour, dude used to write KRAN 142. Funny hist. Another time i had a gay couple hit on me while i did a fill on this gay club facing the highway, they offered me like 150 to get in the car and i was like "naaah son, get the fuck outta here for i hum this paintcan at your shit" so they circled the block and as i finished one of the dudes goes "you better run you little fuck, i called the police on you" So i dipped. Didnt see one po though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 im willing to be 99% of these stories are bullshit. that is all. even if that's true....i could listen to this shit all day!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FritoLay Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 one time this dude walked up to me and asked wanna fuck a chick.. i was with a small crew and we were all wearing black (never wear black, wear a color like dark brown or something lighter thats dark in the dark. so we didnt want trouble so we said let us take a look so he went and got his car so we booked it through a hole in the fence (lucky a hole was there) and he came buy and i saw him through the fence he had a gun in his hand.. he didnt see us so he just left.. i dont care if you believe or not it was scary :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 ^^^ what the fuck? my brain was left aching after reading that Did you make a decision to sleep during all your english classes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentone Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 i saw chuck norris pull a magician out of his hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCKMUNI Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 one time i was painting and i was wearing all black, and this retarded ass kid comes up to me and starts yapping about how i shouldnt wear black and i should wear brown then i hit him over the head with a paint can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 im willing to be 99% of these stories are bullshit. that is all. agreed, cosigned, and amened.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reak2 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 man this one time i seen these to guy bums fuckin shit was perty gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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