-Rage- Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by fermentor666 I got paid to show movies today. So did I biatch! And De-Lovely is de-stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Alright so here we go (in comic book nerd fashion): -The Hulk -The Punisher -Daredevil -The Last 3 Batman Films -The Dreamers -Spacething (Obscure b-movie) -Dude, Wheres my car? -God's And Generals -Titanic -House of 1000 corpses -Resident Evil -Gacy -Dream Catcher (holy shit did that suck) -The Last two crow films More to come later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by Nekro YES! If it had had a plot, I would summarize how shitty it was. Unfortunately, that will not be possible at this time. The Deep End This movie was horrible beyond belief. Here's the basic plot: closeted gay son has sex with 35 year old sleazy club owner. Club owner comes to closeted gay son's house, tries to force himself on closet gay son. Club owner is killed at gay son's waterfront home in tahoe. Mother finds and hides club owner's body. Gay mafia mastermind tries to extort mother for $50k with video of club owner and gay son having sex. Mother can't come up with 50K, gay mafia member comes to her aid. Mother and gay mafia member fall in love. Gay mafia mastermind goes to lakefront home, ends up dead. Gay mafia member offers to transport body, runs car off cliff. Dying words: I think i'm not..... This movie sucked major balls. The acting was mainly centered around the mother looking worried, and the horrid plot speaks for itself. That’s gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 the blair witch project, though the idea of it being real is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Those wack Motral Kombat flims where every bad guy dies in under 1min Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 http://www.shadowchaser.force9.co.uk/01-dvd_a-e/cement_garden/cement_garden_cover01r1.jpg'> The worst thing I have ever been subjected to watch. http://www.posterplanet.net/images/pumpkin.jpg'> Second worst. Oh, and Anchorman ruled. Fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest -Daredevil -Resident Evil i didnt think these were THAT bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest j Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by TheoHuxtable http://www.psy.cmu.edu/~kidblount/gangster.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 kung pow: enter the fist i thought it was bad, really stupid but funny at the same time, but the man HATED it. he said to stop the tape, we can't watch it anymore. that's how horrible it was. i personally got a kick out of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 daredevil was fucking HORRIBLE. it was funny how people other than the superhero had the ability to jump like superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Heres a word from the 12oz film snob: Please dont see: -Dream Catcher -Adaptation.. sorry, sucked -Lost in Translation.. overrated -Anything that features Will Smith -Old School -Anchorman unless you pay more attention to the guy from Daily Show, who IMO stole the movie from Will F. I have more, but Im drawing a blank. Ill be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 hahaha, j kills shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest j Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 the similarity between the two made it impossible to resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 yeah...makes you wonder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 I liked Dreamcatcher and Adaptation, at least enough to keep them out of this thread. Rage, De-Lovely is drawing in hundreds of people where I work, I watched about 5 minutes of it and couldn't take it, so boring. If you're really into Cole Porter I guess it's ok. What a moneymaker, though. Dumb and Dumberer: Not worth watching. Catwoman: Does not look like it's worth watching. Daybreak: Stallone trapped in a tunnel, also not worth watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by gatita -Adaptation.. sorry, sucked I thought that movie was clever. At any rate, I would stear clear of SOLO The Exterminator 2 Some movie I saw on BET with Ja Rule in it. Anything new by Eddie Murphy The Lady Killers yeah thats all i can think of right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Anything that is direct-to-video with Dolph Lundgren in it. Anything with Chuck Norris in it, that guy sucks. Any movie with DMX in it, including Belly which sucked. Anything with J-Lo in it aside from Jersey Girl which was kind of cute and she's only in it for 10 minutes anyway. Anything with a pop-star in it at all (Spice Girls, From Justin to Kelly, Crossroads, etc). Anything with Tim Allen in it. Any adaptation of a Phillip K. Dick story that doesn't say "Bladerunner" on the title (the books are open right now on Scanner Darkly). Any Hollywood remake of a film that absoloutly does not need to be remade (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Manchurian Candidate, The Wicker Man, The Stepford Wives, Ocean's 11). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Woa, Theo got banned while I was out. But DODGEBALL. That movie stunk worse than regurgitated cow shit. I'm glad the only cost of me watching it was a CD-R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Crimsøn Woa, Theo got banned while I was out. i wasn't aware of it either. i wonder what for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Animal porn.... but it was done tastefully.....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 you people who say anchorman sucked have got something seriously wrong with you... i'd recommend you go to s doctor... seriously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Did anyone say Sister Act or Sister Act II? THOSE MOVIES SUCKED! (I saw them both as the first movie in double features at the drive-in) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 The Order. Just some movie with Heath Ledger (sp?). My cousin was looking for a horror film and picked this. They were whoring it at Blockbuster so he decided to get it. Sucked so bad we never bothered to finish the movie. At times you would think something "interesting" was going to happen but... yeah... just don't watch it. I heard from many peeps that Jeeper/Geeper Creepers sucked too. Hmmm.. what else. shmuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by fermentor666 Anything with Chuck Norris in it, that guy sucks. I recently made a stencil of him that says "Dont fuck with chuck" , and yes he blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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