Kr430n5_666 Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/epica/EP13_07.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Waterfall Wishes When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide With a smile on my heart and a flower in my hand Girl, I'd love to be with you on a ??? When it rains I'll be your umbrella I'm so glad to be your fella I'm gonna take you to the zoo I'm so in love with you I've got waterfall wishes every day I've got waterfall wishes, makes me happy but afraid I've got waterfall wishes all day and night I've got waterfall wishes to make you feel alright If I were a pirate, you'd be my hook About our tender lovemaking, girl, I could write a book You're the sparkle in my wine and the pea in my pod When we get together, girl, it'll be real hot When it rains I'll be your umbrella I'm so glad to be your fella I'm gonna take you to the zoo I'm so in love with you I've got waterfall wishes every day I've got waterfall wishes, makes me happy but afraid I've got waterfall wishes all day and night I've got waterfall wishes to make you feel alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Re: Re: wtf...snakefish ?! Originally posted by Cherry_Luv WOAH SCARY thank god you didn't quote the entire post :rolleyes: p.s. that dialogue was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Can you eat it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 snakefish ? yes nigga snakefish ... niggafish snake ? fish niggasnake ... ohh WORD ! .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 WHat is wrong with you sissies?? it looks like a regular old eel to me .. sea-snakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh0wnz Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Yeah that is pretty pussy to be afraid of some jackass fish.... yea jackass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Originally posted by alure Surrick: Malcolm, please. You’ve seen what this thing is capable of. The eating, the running, the eco-terror. It needs to be terminated with way extreme prejudice. Ostrom: Yes, she is fierce. She is swift and deadly and efficient. But just imagine the potential that she holds, if properly harnessed. Norton: There’s no harnessing going on with this thing. You ever seen one up close and/or personal? You’re too busy shrieking and clawing out your eyes to be harnessing anything. hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 out here in Los Angeles there was a report on the news, an importer got busted bringing one in to the US and faces 15 years, yesterday. they are supposed to be the caviar of the korea or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 You gotta be fucking kidding me, 15 years for importing one, haha, thats ridiculous. You could beat the shit out of a school bus of little kids and probably get less then 15 years. That shit makes me laugh. [fag7 block] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh0wnz Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 hahaha, the fag7 block hahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Asian fish are crazy. I think that snakehead is a species of carp. There has been several different species of Asian carp making their way through the national waterways, it's like an epidemic. I read about how that jawn can go on land and attack it's prey. The US is currently working on a way of blocking Lake Michigan from carp in the midwest, because they naturally swim upstream. The things are crazy...they react to vibration in the water (ie: motors) by jumping out. There have already been reports of people getting broken jaws, noses, bruised ribs, and other injuries from them. They are decently sized. It's also said that if they hit a stationary object, they explode. Go to pieces...kind of neat, but the fuckers are out of control. They apparently made their way into waterways after being accidentally released from fish farms, where they are used to maintain the cleanliness of the ponds (they are bottom feeders). Read up on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 These have been on the news for a veeerrry long time now. In fact, even the Daily Show did a piece on them last year. It was pretty damn funny, considering how awful these things are, what, with the way they're completely destroying ecosystems. They breed/eat like crazy, and they have absolutely no predators. Terrible, I tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillWhitey Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 that doesnt look scary at all, yall are pussies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Originally posted by Ferris Bueller Asian fish are crazy. I think that snakehead is a species of carp. There has been several different species of Asian carp making their way through the national waterways, it's like an epidemic. I read about how that jawn can go on land and attack it's prey. The US is currently working on a way of blocking Lake Michigan from carp in the midwest, because they naturally swim upstream. The things are crazy...they react to vibration in the water (ie: motors) by jumping out. There have already been reports of people getting broken jaws, noses, bruised ribs, and other injuries from them. They are decently sized. It's also said that if they hit a stationary object, they explode. Go to pieces...kind of neat, but the fuckers are out of control. They apparently made their way into waterways after being accidentally released from fish farms, where they are used to maintain the cleanliness of the ponds (they are bottom feeders). Read up on it. I have almost caught carp way too many times. It's like they can sense it's me there, so they don't bite. Man, Ferris, I never knew about them actually injuring humans. That is nuts. I hope they don't reach Canada...or have they? I should look that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Star Tribune had a huge write up on it. I certainly thought it was bugged...they don't necessarily mean harm, but it's just how they react to vibrations. Imagine having a a fish just short of two feet long and weighing thirty pounds flying out of the water and smacking you in the grille! ooh! shit's real though. some chick in illinois was knocked unconscious by one when she was idling on her jet ski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 I can't wait for these things to form a hive mentality like killer bees. Or when the super strain of snakefish start making a showing. 7 feet long and 400 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 I want to know how fast they move on land, I'm picturing them skittering from household hidding place to hidding place... then launching in the air and devouring your face off while you scream hysterically ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSLEEPwithMIDGETS Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 now we know what the atomic bomb really did Originally posted by alure The U.S. has many problems right now, but its deadliest threat can grow to three feet long: The Chinese Snakehead. Investigative reporter Joshua Allen goes deep undercover to get the government’s reaction to a meat-eating snake. [/b] do they really think this is our "deadliest threat"??:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSLEEPwithMIDGETS Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 sci fi has made a movie about this beautiful specimen....should be on within a couple days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 creepy and shit, kna'mean? coasnostra/snake head block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by SilentBob I want to know how fast they move on land, I'm picturing them skittering from household hidding place to hidding place... then launching in the air and devouring your face off while you scream hysterically ... creepy that reminds me of that stephen king movie "dreamcatcher" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 that fucking shit can't walk on land. it can slither and slide maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 boo-kake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 http://www.asylvm.f9.co.uk/images/renandstimpy/muddy.gif'> muddy mudskipper its muddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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