theprotester Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 These fucking birds. I need a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Not a big fan of hunting. I'd rather shoot people as I find them more offensive than animals. Got some time to go to the range today which only reinforces that I like shooting things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Trust me I am an animal lover. I regard my animals above most humans. But at four in the morning, these birds are pushing their luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Ha. What kind of birds? They in the mating season or something? I remember being in Asia during what must have been the mating season for their squirrels. Little fuckers up high in the trees screaming from before sunrise to sunset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Fucking 437am. LIKE FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Ha. I would at least try to get them to say something. 10-20 birds yelling fuck would be amazing. I bet if you look up their predators and then play that sounds from your computer out the window you could at least drive them back some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Kissed my first black girl yesterday. Feeling good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Local elections held today. Went to the polls to try to cast my vote against the local politician I don't like and vote him out. Fucker was the only one on the ballot, no one running against him, so I wrote in Elmo and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Fondled and licked said black girls boobs. Feeling good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I wonder if women's titties float upwards in space? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I don't get how, for example, different high ranking officials can comment on a story and it says they did so anonymously because they weren't authorized to comment on the matter, yet no one makes a stink about that or goes after them legally. But then you have someone, I guess Snowden would be an example, who reveals things that the American public wants to know about and he's vilified. Not sure where the difference lies other than that someone has labelled some info sensitive and classified, but really you're not supposed to go reveal info on any matter without authorization in any of these govt organizations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 because people are honest, loyal and have a sense of righteousness. oh wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 My teeth are bugging me since i got my filling done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 got receding gums and that shit is skresssfuuuulllllllllllllllll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Between the actual day and leftovers I think I'm still pooping out Thanksgiving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 F1 is soooo boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I'm stuck in snow traffic on 290, im ready to jump out of the truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 This laptop is shit. Going Windows on the next one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 man is simple pleasures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 This laptop is HUGE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Is that rain you're feeling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 this is what it feels like when doves cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I had the boss nachos yesterday and I'm paying for it today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 I just had Indian buffet followed by a bottle of Kombucha. I have nowhere to be for now, and this is probably for the best. My Indian food is about to be reincarnated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 why do people always call me for coke, I don't even do that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 wish i had some really good indian food. why do kids put up stickers for people they don't even know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 TIE I think its expected to be reciprocity? I don't really "get" stickers, but the sticker trading circles seem to be quite large. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 scream for me long beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 The truth always comes out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Unless your last name is Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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