Schnitzel Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 mmmmm...strepsils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Sucks when you have to poop but something delays you and then the moment is gone and then you're stuck with it until the sensation comes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 ^ a million times yes. And you know you got one in the chamber that needs to come out so bad you cant be comfortable when you sit. I want to fuck a black girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Yeah, like the captain of the ship has found a stowaway that needs to be thrown overboard. Do fuck a black chick. But be forewarned, you'll never go back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 white walker on the dead horse is pretty much how i imagine old man winter would look like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 over a 1000 people in nepal, RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Rip chicken fries remind me of the mitch hedberg joke about fish sticks vs fish clumps & the importance of posture as a fish I was gonna get my teeth whitened but then i got a tan instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 My dog had a seizure today. That sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 NEED SUM NEW WHITE T'S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 @backwaterbutthole sorry to hear. Is he/she ok? @breakfast menu :100:hardbody:100: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Saw a guy throw a dog over a fence today. Was weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Rip I was gonna get my teeth whitened but then i got a tan instead. def may or may not have revisited & laughed my ass off recently. many priceless jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 11pm on a monday is an odd time to replace a garbage disposal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 look at this fking stalker emoji :bustsinsilhouette: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Word Rap city = rhapsody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 tripped over a mop bucket at work and my shin is sore tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 in high school, when my friend told me rap stood for rhythm & poetry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Lol. Was thinking about that the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 condolences grade four -was jumping around, being retarded in my room & fell on the side of this shitty plastic garbage bin against my neck.. said plastic shattered & ye olde neck was cut. not like game of thrones, profusely/jugular bad, but twas definitely bleeding. should have a scar there but it healed nicely over the years & disappeared, fortunately (& vainly). remember my teacher who had a black eye for a min & told us she fell? she was definitely inquisitive about it (in the concerned way), all hush-hush & asking me if everything was ok at home. good lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 That's pretty crazy. Lol reminds me of middle school, one of the assistant principals I guess fell while refereeing a basketball game over the weekend and came in with his head all wrapped up lookin like it was in a diaper :sob: He was cool tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 And thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 np. hitting your shins is the worst, used to happen all the time during skating similar life - there was this one kid who was in the bboy club at my hs (a "cool" school club for dancer kids who want to emulate the jockstrapwockeez for some reason). guess he broke his neck doing a swan freeze or whatever one day, because he had this big ol neck brace/cast thing on for a long while. have never spoken a word to him & didnt have anything against him in person, but he looked funny as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 poor coach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Neck braces are pretty comical...and pitiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 sad that pit bulls are synonymous with neck braces (the cones theyre given, as to not scratch their wounds). pitibul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Anyone who walks into a Jewish deli/bakery and orders a plain bagel is a fucking sociopath! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 You know it's pretty bad when you can't stand the smell of your own fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Store didn't have the :100: Sweatshirt in my size :triumph: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 @backwaterbutthole sorry to hear. Is he/she ok? Yeah he got right back up and was still shaky. He got over it pretty quick. I am glad i was there. It was pretty scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Rough. That would freak me out. Meeting with a Colorado Viszla Rescue rep tonight, hope to get a second one soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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