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^ yuck, where would we be without you? You get a gold star.

 

Originally posted by SilentBob

"Silentbob- lord of dancing around in an irish jig and kicking enemies of the knighbats in the nuts at the same time while playing the harmonica and inhaling vodka through the nose" ....

 

...I don't think this can be topped.

 

Consider yourself lord of dancing around in an irish jig and kicking enemies of the knighbats in the nuts at the same time while playing the harmonica and inhaling vodka through the nose.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

YO!! I WILL STRAIGHT DIE FOR THIS KNIGHT BAT SHIT!! IN REAL LIFE!!

 

I can see why. I was browsing streetgangs.com and saw how you niggas is keepin it gutter.

 

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iquit, i'm going to have to wrestle you in a mud pit for not putting me in the official roster.

 

i thawt i was liek, omg, so toterlly a nitebat n im omg *so* ofinded !!1!!! y wuld u do taht 2 m3 ?

 

i blessed this thread with stories about rad german/chinese freestyles, penguins, and stories about pies. didn't i do a song as well at some point ?

 

iquit, meet you behind the swings at 4:00.

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Theo, hahahaha. and you're quote still fuckin kills me every time i see it. hahahahaha.

 

PINUP!!!! first of all, where the fuck have you been. second of all, sorry i just missed you on instant messenger. and lastly.... i am enforcing a strict, "must throw the ^o^ in your sig" policy to be down. dude, just hook it up.

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I was on holiday.

 

I sat around by a pool, played football in retarded hot weather, painted, ate righteous french countryside food and got drunk a bit as well.

 

I also almost got in a fight with a madman at a trainstation who kept saying "I respect people, asshole!", tried out hipster suits in hipster shops and took pics of the general funk.

 

Now i'm back.

 

And i'm tanned.

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this proves you should all listen to the full story first..

 

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground

 

and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and

 

Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so

 

exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started

 

to tell his mother.

 

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the

 

woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane

 

a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

 

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt

 

Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this

 

is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for

 

suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it

 

tonight."

 

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

 

Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the

 

undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and

 

Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to

 

do when Daddy was in the Army."

 

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt

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Originally posted by Nekro

Nekro- Fruitbat- KB Minister of good taste.

 

dude, nekro. i mean no disrespect whatsoever. you my kniggah, and one of my favorite bats. but THAT IS THE GAYEST TITLE EVER.

 

thus, it's all yours.

 

*reminder to all knightbats the the OFFICIAL ROSTER is on page 61.

 

**and my apologies to defy for leavin him off. my baaaad. you is dowwwn.

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