publicenemyno.3 Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 lol. one of my cousins had a bi-homo phase. we don't talk about it when they come to visit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91gDnBkAl8g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 >"Dude, let me tell you a story... you bake a loaf of bread does that make you a baker? No. You fix your leaky sink, does that make you a plumber? No. But you suck ONE DICK AND YOURE A COCKSUCKER FOR LIFE HAHAHAHA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PU_local Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 I've got a problem, it's not really my problem, but it bothers me to no end. A friend of mine was confused in 9th grade and went through one of those ´might be gay´ phases. Long story short he went ahead and sucked dick. From his telling it was an even trade with a gay kid. This other kid was totally gay and I kinda think he may have pushed the envelope on this one. This happened once or twice. (we aren't sure if it happened twice but it certainly didn't happen 3 times) Needless to say this was only a phase, a rather short one at that, and is like 8 years in the past. That's not the problem, I have no problem with homosexuality or even experimenting, this was an honest mistake on his part and he will say it now with a straight face "I fucked up, dude. shoulda never sucked that cock." The actual problem is that some people haven't forgotten. I mean of course our whole group of friends remembers (this is one of my best friends, but we used to tease him a lot about it. it was pretty bad) but since we've grown up he's had girlfriends who he has sex with and stuff like that. The probem is that I can't take this guy to parties and stuff because everytime I think of bringing him I'll say "dude im gonna bring Chris to the party" "You mean sucked a dick Chris?? hahahaha yeah man do it it'll be funny" it's not even like I'm embarassed of bringing him to the party or anything, I'd just rather spare him. I've tried telling these other guys like "dude, that was a long time ago he's not gay, man can you stop calling him sucked- a-dick Chris every time we talk about him?" This usually prompts a discussion along the lines of: "Dude, let me tell you a story... you bake a loaf of bread does that make you a baker? No. You fix your leaky sink, does that make you a plumber? No. But you suck ONE DICK AND YOURE A COCKSUCKER FOR LIFE HAHAHAHA" It's really gotten out of hand. anyway I was wondering if you guys had any advice or ideas of how to bury this. I was thinking maybe drugging my other friends and getting them to suck my dick, and then I could use that to make them shut up. Idk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aumstarsbcf Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 I saw her and immediately thought of two things, cat food, and a microwave. Look to the left, BOOM, cat food and a microwave... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drue_Down Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Silly cunt, Super Troopers is awesome and was wasted on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 you would, peasant woah there princess kangaroo..slow yer tits ..theres no need to lash out at people even if you are pms'ing right now. i suggest you go outside and get a hug from somebody. might make you feel better about life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 there there guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 "That mother fucker shot me!" An astute observation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Princess kangaroo If only I had an opportunity to use that term IRL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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