GnomeToys Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Your next goal should be to suck on the clitoris of a girl with a fake 6" clitoral implant and two testicle implants in her labia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Al Green im a fan of boobies.. for me theres three categories. boobs unaffected by gravity boobs affected by gravity well and boobs affected by gravity poorly. the whole stretch mark thing is judge on a boob to boob basis.. hairs on boobs are a turnoff and im sorry if you cannot help it.. but thats just weird. Droppin science, thats dope. If i may add another two subcategories, Tits with large base are the ones that can be big, or big enough, and be unaffected by gravity...my personal favorites hair on the tits=eeew, very large nipples(in width) also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I've heard your supposed to get new ones every few years as well... the implants are relatively porous so bacteria can get in em and grow, not to mention a bunch of other complications. that means even more money. also, even saline implants have a silicone shell...i don't think its worth the money or risks at all. they can look nice sometimes, if their done right. but girls with em will always seem somewhat flaky to me. shit, what was the name of that website..... ok, got it silicone holocaust some of the photos on the site above are pretty harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract hair on the tits=eeew, very large nipples(in width) also Nipples are another obvious branch of study that can not be ignored. Soft, hard, long, inverted, oval, wide, tiny, those that blend in (color), those that don't and of course the sasquatch plus many more - indeed collect them all. Also nipple placement on breasts helps accent or even create shape - perky upward sloping, solid grape fruit, the lazy eyes, the empty garbage bag and many other shapes are created by the simple application of gravity + support + nipple I was with a girl who sadly got a breast reduction, now taking into a account that nothing fake was inside she still had problems with her sensations (as in her nipples didnt feel shit the way others do and didn't respond physically) making the experience weird, like her breasts were detached from the situation. She did look good with her shirt ON though...yay! http://www.mindfully.org/Health/Breast-Implant-Risks-FDA1.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnk MoNKeY Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 ^^^^^ those are some nasty lookin titys^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Holy shit. That silicone holocaust website is brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnk MoNKeY Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 i was just thinkin if u was fukin a girl with fake tits doggy style you could slap onf them and i bet theyed bounce from side 2 side like one of tho's bouncing ball things doctors have on there desks. :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I went out with a girl who had lop sided boobs. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RASTAKINOVER Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract I havent, and hope i never will, dont fuck with nature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 ok.... I have fondled, grabbed and manhandled some fake boobies before, and let me tell you there's a HUGE difference in quality. There's the 'super-boobs' that aren't all that big, made for realism and feel totally natural. Then there's the 'clown-nose-nipples' that look and feel like beach balls. You'll find these in strip clubs. and really guys..... I call bullshit on all of you who said something like: 'oh those are gross and I'd never drool all over them' especially you perveract! you know you'd hop on those tits like richard simmons on an exercise ball! stop with the hate... they're only boobies. it's what they are attached to that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- stop with the hate... they're only boobies. it's what they are attached to that matters. word, and the ass is REALLY what matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 http://pic6.picturetrail.com:80/VOL170/1053089/2651673/44273279.jpg'> Random lady my friends and I saw at a bar. Don't hate... appreciate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 um...define fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 100% fake...awesome...at least she's honest. Big breasts and no ass...no thanks. I'm a big fan of proportion. My only requirement for breasts is that they are bigger than mine (pecs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin My only requirement for breasts is that they are bigger than mine (pecs). good defence. You KNEW someone like me would have made a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Wow King Bling, I was reading the post above yours and went to go get this pic: http://www.mindfully.org/Health/Breast-Implant-Risks-FDA3.jpg'> and I looked down to see the other pic from the site I was at. :lol: Photograph 3 shows the same 29-year-old woman in Photograph 1 one year after removal of her silicone gel-filled breast implants without replacement. Patients with large implants, particularly those inserted subglandularly (on top of the muscle and under the breast glands), may have a major cosmetic deformity if they choose not to replace them or to undergo additional reconstructive surgery. Fuck some breast implants, who gets breast implants anyways? Whores, thats who :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 ^That's some god awful shit man... jesus, I'm eating pepperoni over here. I've fucked with fake tits and I didn't give a fuck. Everyone's got their preferances but you'd all bang on a girl with a straight face and body fake titties or not. Don't front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 fake titties are cool. i def dont oppose them. people have their reasons for getting them and well....kudos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 i'm sayin, fake ones can be nice to look at, no ques. but when you look past the superficiality of the matter and see what horrible things it could do to a woman's body, i can't say i'm for em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 personally im scared to death of surgery...so the whole thought of slicing in the breast open and stuffing it really gross's me out. especially when the womens getting them for the most part are allready extremely attractive. like Steve said as long as her's are bigger than mine. what even boggles my mind further is that a lot of women getting them are super young. i mean if your gonna get em why not wait until your old and you got saggy tits. i told my ex shes trippen...but she got this complex about em. i dont know, i find the whole thing pretty gross. but if i ever met a girl that liked me i and i liked her and she had fake tits i wouldnt have a problem but at the same time i know some honeys that are all fly with a cups. i guess anyway..maybe b cups. i been with honeys that had BIG tits like d's and shit and they said they wish they were smaller. so it trips me out cause most women want to get them for personal satisfaction....but truth be told in my opinion, just get a good push up bra and if some fool diss's you over your breasts he prolly a chump anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 its all a matter of self-esteem, ya know. it seems as if alot women, no matter what cup size or dress size or whatever are never satisfied with their bodies. its important to just be happy with your bod and just accept your flaws...something that one person may see as a flaw (a cup breasts) may be beautiful to another. ok, thats enough, gotta leave work now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 it seems as if alot women, no matter what cup size or dress size or whatever are never satisfied with their bodies. .... I think America's mass media has something to do with that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- especially you perveract! you know you'd hop on those tits like richard simmons on an exercise ball! stop with the hate... they're only boobies. it's what they are attached to that matters. Hahaha, i plead guilty...i guess thats why i said "never had and hope i never will"....seriously though, i dont like boobs attached to female bodies, i like the female body as one thing...and yeah, the ass is what really matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by DrUnk MoNKeY it was my new years resolution too suck on a pair of fake tits as i havent experienced any so far in my life. i was just wondering if any of u guys have come in contact with some fake titys? Originally posted by DrUnk MoNKeY i was just thinkin if u was fukin a girl with fake tits doggy style you could slap onf them and i bet theyed bounce from side 2 side like one of tho's bouncing ball things doctors have on there desks. what are you, twelve? grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract Hahaha, i plead guilty... i dont like boobs attached to female bodies, and yeah, the ass is what really matters wow take a few words out and testicleract is in the homosexual undertones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 you dirty chopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Im not down with fake boobs. Give me the real deal any day, big or tiny, who cares... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 i give props to girls who get reductions because of back pains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 even if they were fake i dont think any chick would want you to know that she has had a boob job ...but yeh maybe she would ...i havnt come across any asyet....well not that i know of anyways.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 my first girlfriend for 4 and a half years had 1 real boob and 1 fake boob. she got one implant bc the 1 was much smaller than the other. she had size b boobs so it matched well. it was very interesting on many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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