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DrUnk MoNKeY

ever sucked on fake tits?.............

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it was my new years resolution too suck on a pair of fake tits as i havent experienced any so far in my life. i was just wondering if any of u guys have come in contact with some fake titys?

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Guest imported_Tesseract

I havent, and hope i never will, dont fuck with nature

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Fake tits feel FAKE!

 

also, girls with fake tits aint feeling shit while you touch them besides the nipple...

 

sucks!

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Originally posted by Tesseract

Fake tits feel FAKE!

 

also, girls with fake tits aint feeling shit while you touch them besides the nipple...

 

sucks!

 

this known from personal experience?

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Guest imported_Tesseract

common knowledge aka hookers

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I have a friend with implants and sometimes i just slap them or nudge them or something and she doesnt even realize it. so , like said, i guess its only the nips that get feeling. weird... fake stuff is just not the same..

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Ech...my gf has about $2400 saved in the bank and she's telling me she wants to get her B size boobies upgraded to a C. I was game for the idea at first but then who wants something that looks great but feels awful?

 

I told her "fuck no" the other night. i'd rather she spend that money on a tattoo rather than some goddamn rocky titties

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

tits are tits... who gives a fuck if they're fake or not...

 

tits still catch my loads the same, fake or not...

So true man i do prefer natural tho

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Wow, so your new year's resolution was to suck on fake tits... talk about setting high goals. don't strain yourself now.

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im a fan of boobies..

 

for me theres three categories.

 

boobs unaffected by gravity

boobs affected by gravity well

 

and boobs affected by gravity poorly.

 

the whole stretch mark thing is judge on a boob to boob basis..

 

hairs on boobs are a turnoff and im sorry if you cannot help it.. but thats just weird.

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you wanna know what fake tits feel like?

 

 

 

bend your leg and grab the back of your calf. you have now experienced the feeling of fake tits. this is from personal experience. when i went to montreal i got a lapdance from the stripper with the biggest fakest tits and as we all know you can touch the strippers in montreal. i didnt even find her attractive i just payed for a lapdance because i'd never felt fake boobs before and the curiosity was killing me. it felt nasty. i never want a girl witha boob job.

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Originally posted by LENS

Ech...my gf has about $2400 saved in the bank and she's telling me she wants to get her B size boobies upgraded to a C. I was game for the idea at first but then who wants something that looks great but feels awful?

 

fuck dropping 2400 on fake boobs fool.... buy a car or alot of crack

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so fake tits feel really hard? its all about that soft firmness of real boobs...fake tits dont even look that good naked, only if the hoes wearing a tank top or bikini

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Originally posted by fuck muni

so fake tits feel really hard? its all about that soft firmness of real boobs...fake tits dont even look that good naked, only if the hoes wearing a tank top or bikini

 

Bingo. And bingo.....

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