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Stupid graffiti that isn't "graffiti" that you regret doing.

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I know this is Channel Zero, but I wanted to talk about graffiti that is not the graffiti we do, nor is politically motivated, nor promoting any sort of business. It’s pretty much a guarantee that most of you guys have done something with spraypaint that you regret doing. I’m talking stuff besides that drunken scribble next to your highschool that you see on Monday morning. Examples:

 

I was walking down the major street tanked once and came across something funny. It said “They’re all hoes” in black paint and messy writing on the front glass window of an Indian Restaurant. I laughed, then kept walking down, doing some tags and hollows here and there. After a bit, I realized that it was me who had spraypainted that onto the window of the restaurant when I was just as trashed, if not more, the weekend before. Those poor owners. It had been there for a week, and still hadn’t been buffed.

 

Another is when I was strolling through the gay spot to get to the bus stop to reach home after a long night of drinking. I was with my buddy, and I told him to spot me as I hit up this one wall. As I did this ugly two letter hollow, a car zoomed up behind me and parked. I knew it wasn’t beast, or else man that was spotting me would have told me. I finished quickfast, turned around, and saw two men making out in a K-Car. I tripped out, and walked to my buddy and told him what I had seen in the car. He said that I should let them know not to do that type shit around me, so I went to the back of the car and did my tag all big on the trunk. My can even knocked the car, but they were too busy with each other to notice (even though it was dead of night).

 

Okay, these stories are lame, but it’s a start. Let me know that I’m not the only one who does stupid shit like this. I have others, but my eyes are killing me.

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Stupid graffiti is the best graffiti. I'd rather see "y@ybob420" or "jessica is stupidugly" than a lot of this other shit these days. Writing nonsense is fun, especially if you're wearing pants with rainbows on them.

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There is a spot near my house that once had "i love sharon" written in 5th grader ugly as fuck writing. A week later it was crossed out, with the same hand writing it now read "sharon is a slut." It was pretty classic.

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Once while I was drunk I decided to go out and hit up some trains at a yard near my house, but I got out there and was too drunk to do anything useful so I just started writing random shit, didn't really remember what really. A week later I see a train go by that says:

 

"Peas & Carrots"

"bling bling"

"free miss kitten"

"I ate the prom"

 

on various cars.

 

 

 

Some toys in our town decided to go hit up the brick on the walking bridge, which is about the only piece of nice architecture this town has. They wrote "I love buttsechs" and did a couple of big, ugly outlines that looked like they were done by a retarded chimpanzee attempting to do a wildstyle.

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Originally posted by Ethreadzny2

alot of tupac and biggie tags around here. I wonder if it is really them.

 

i cought a "tupac" hollow done in sharpie on the underside of a grainer once. needless to say it was pretty ill.

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ha ha.. that's totally somethin i'd write.

 

i wrote 'damn hippies' once.. dont regret it though

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i wrote ' i slept with paris hilton' next to a handstlye once. i was far from ashamed. more happy then anyhting to be honest

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Originally posted by Ethreadzny2

alot of tupac and biggie tags around here. I wonder if it is really them.

 

:lol:

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man, i don't even have the excuse of being drunk for most of the stupid shit i've done.

 

industrial paint stripper+random nice-as-fuck car=...

 

i don't want to think of anything else, or i'll start feeling guilty.

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this reminds me of when i went on this oxycodone and alcohol fueled paint pen dstruction spree, and i found these two huge containers of industrial peanut butter behind this restraunt, and tried to throw them up in the air, haha that was fun. i think tha twas the same day me and my idiot freind were rollerblading around, and i made the mistake of letting him use the paint pen. i asked him why he was tagging cars, and he said something about people not deserving a car that costs more than thirty thousand dollars. then when we went by the welfare office, i stood there and laughed my ass off for five minutes while he tried to throw a golf ball through the window of a state owned car. that was after we had a meal of boone's wine and lunchables.

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i was walking down the street with my friend from X4, and i let him borrow my marker...and the stupid mother fucker tagged every blue car on the block with a fat red x4 paint pen shot on their windows

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most of my classier moments have been done sober...

 

most recent: there's an art gallery that had punk shows every once in a while... i caught a tag in the bathroom... now they say they'll never have shows there again because of that...

so i closed a venue...

 

most of my drunk shit isn;t that entertaining... just really bad... me and a buddy once stared at a stop sign for a good five minutes before realizing it was actually my word with "so drunk" written next to it...

 

i did once find a sticker of mine that i made and put up while drunk that said "i nailed *crewmate's* ex" next to the hand... that was good times...

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the other day i stumbled across an old tag of mine and i had written 'word' under it almost indecipherably drunken writing on a later visit

 

after the world cup final last month i wrote fuck johnny wilkingson in a highly intoxicated state around afew times... that was stupid ....

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just thought of another... earlier this year i was at a girl's house who i know and her mum wanted my to spray 'no parking' behind the house with some paint i had... as i was doing some bitch of a neighbour had abit of a go at me...I got mad pissed that night and drew huge white paint pen dicks with pac-man stlye dude eating them and shit all over that bitches back garage door.... the next morning i woke up scattered and hearing the parents of the girl i know saying "who do you think did it ?" and i remembered.. then some cops rocked up and i got out of there

 

amusing.... i plan to go back and drop a filled in huge fuckin dick:lol:

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on a drunken stumble recently i passed by my primary school and was upset to see the dirt field replaced with new fake plastic grass... i bombed 'astro-turf is gay" in creamy blue paint pen

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this one time me and my freind were drinking 40s in the bushes, and i got the urge to write on something, so i did a tag on a tree with my pilot. the pilot went downhill from there...

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haha, you painted a gay guy's car because he was expressing affection for someone "around you"

 

what a respectable man

 

i want to make out with you

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