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what kind of drugs your parents were on when the named you.

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ok, crazy ass names. i know some of you got em or have heard of em. or just make up some.

 

kravin morhed

richard cranium (dick head har har)

bueford the impailer

there was a girl that went to my school named gypsy murders

also tina bean

and philip muff ( fill up muff)

 

 

 

whatcha bitches got. also, whos got a crazy ass middle name?

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There's a guy in my city called Holding Pecker. And he's actually listed in the phone book. The torrent of abuse that guy gets.....it's passed down through generations....

 

If I was a girl my dad wanted to call me Pebbles....fucking Pebbles. Thank fuck I ended up being a boy.....

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yeah my name was almost mario. wtf? my parents decided to name me after whoever won the indy 500 that year. and mario andretti almost fukin won. im so glad he didnt.

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my fuckn dad named me after a teacher he fought in high school...

 

i guess that explains the years of being beaten with a ruler..?

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Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m

yeah my name was almost mario. wtf? my parents decided to name me after whoever won the indy 500 that year. and mario andretti almost fukin won. im so glad he didnt.

 

Hahahahaha, I bet you only had one set of grandparents, didn't you?

 

 

My friend has this girl in his class (med school) called Dorka Jiménez. She's in his dissection team, and all he can think of while cutting up a corpse is that the girl next to him is named Dorka. Haha.

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my best friend's little boy's middle name is 'Danger'.

 

Oh, and I once met a teacher at a Catholic school named Ms. Condom...

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i used to install mobile electronics at circuit city and we had a regular cust named Harry Fagot. we used to laugh every time we had to page him in the store.

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I had a class not to long ago with a girl whos full name was "misty blue waters". a name like that and your bound to either be a hippie, or wind up in porn.

 

a few years ago I worked in a school photo/yearbook plant so I've pretty much seen em all.

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There is a high school near me with a girl named Fonda Cox. They published all the senior pictures in the newspaper and i ripped it out. And i know a girl who knows her. The picture is still in my wallet. I cant beleive anyone would name their kid fonda cox......

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Originally posted by ese

I had a class not to long ago with a girl whos full name was "misty blue waters". a name like that and your bound to either be a hippie, or wind up in porn.

 

Hahahaha.....yeah, I went to school with a Misty Rhodes and an April Winters.....

 

But knowing them I think they really will end up in porn.......

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