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big list of things to do in life...what have yall done?

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when you were younger did you have any goals you set,cool shit you wanted to do. have you done any of them? still working on it? havnt even started?. heres my list of shit i have accomplished so far

 

had a threesome with two drunk girls

 

became a beach bum in malibu,san pedro,long beach

 

owned an arcade/hosted tournaments

 

went to E/3 for free

 

stole a car

 

robbed a house

 

fucked two virgins in one month

 

lived in 6 states for at least a month/ working on all 50

 

been to japan

 

been in a band that toured/had groupies

 

stole every thing i owned for three years

 

ran from cops/lost cops/ gun pulled on me by cops/ smiled on my mugshot/ socked a cop/flipped a cop car over

 

robotripped...........

 

got really drunk and threw up on people at the washington monuement/taste of dc/the red,blue,green line

 

tried to catch a cab in bethesda at 2 in the morning...i'm black nuff said.

 

walked from hesperia to la

 

met the O.G RIOT and the new one

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stuff i want to do

 

 

own my own home

 

marry two wives then cheat on them with their younger sisters

 

build my own harley

 

get a tattoo of the danzig skull inside my lip

 

see the misfits again

 

be allowed to go into the all of the stores in georgetown DC again .i miss that record shop upstairs

 

drink a gallon of absinthe

 

fuck 9 girls in one day

 

make more then 15.00 an hour

 

buy a vespa

 

own three cars

 

work at a 31 flavors/ or duncan donuts

 

figure out why even after two years the picture of that naked midget girl websteruno posted still gives me chills

 

scuba dive

 

go to hawaii/jamaica/brazil/cuba/

 

 

make a thread that stays in the first page longer then 8 hours

 

meet and fuck ani di franco..she just needs some dick.

 

what you got?

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things iv done that iv wanted to:

 

gone to hawaii

been in a magazine

spent three months living in a tent in yosemite

hiked the tahoe rim trail

 

 

what i still want to do:

 

live and be happy

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i wouldnt say these were goals, they just happened.

 

committed arsen

made fake id's for money

assisted in robbing a liquor store

graduated highschool

visited the bahamas

went to boston and newyork

graffiti

5th base

learned several trades

graduated college

been unemployed for 5 months, and counting...

 

 

i guess i would like to get a job, make some money and move to a city where i have friends.

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my current girlfriend asks me to watch the man show, howard stern with her, some of the time while giving me head

had sex in the back of a mustang in the graveyard

talked to a rail mechanic while finishing up the greatest peice of my life

stayed up all night in a parking lot talking to out of towners, and having the time of my life, sober.

having articles about me in 2 newspapers, them not knowing it's directly ME, but i know it is.

 

what i WANT to accomplish

i want to keep living this double life, and not get caught.

keep my job

do good in school for a whole year

shit, graduate high school

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this is a good thread.

 

-drugs

-joined the army (even though i hated it and got out)

-was the first and only private my DS ever put his hands on

-stalked a girl

-graduated high school

-had a haiku i wrote in 5th grade published in a childrens poetry book

-was the only graduating senior in my class to not attend grad ceremony

 

 

things i want to do

 

-be on a jury (my wish comes true july 2nd)

-sky dive

-have sex

-be part of a protest

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Things I want to do:

 

Have many wives.

Have many money.

Have many servants.

Have many cans.

Live in Europe.

Have many ho-ho snack cakes.

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Accomplished:

 

Becoming a senior member on 12oz

 

Goals:

 

Becoming a veteran

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Hopped a freight to Indiana.

 

Ate Kentucky Fried Chicken on Colonel Sanders grave and smoked a blunt.

 

Drank 28 cans of beer one night (I weigh about 150).

 

Somehow ended up as a graffiti writer.

 

Raced a car that crashed and flipped 10 times.

 

Was in a punk-rock band.

 

Was in a ska band.

 

Theres more>>>

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i want to get married to someone i love.

 

but at the same time i want to be single for the rest of my life.. so.. who the fuck knows.

 

i want to own a record shop/indie movie and book shop/clothing shop/coffee house... etc etc etc.

 

i want to design clothes

 

i want to go into advertising.. but not actually work my way there.. i want someone to just see some of my ideas ive drawn for certain companies and then get all excited and hire me.

 

i want to be an actor.

 

i want to be a rock star.. but the type of music i play.. i could only pretend to be a rock star.. because it isnt the type of music alot of people listen to.

 

i want to invent something that makes me famous.

 

i dont want to get old but i dont want to die young.

 

 

im not too worried about money or anything.. i just really want to have fun. im fine with an apartment and an 82 corolla as long as im happy.

 

i want to make a clone of myself so i dont have to work anymore.

 

the clone would have to obey me though.

 

i want to make monday madness at little ceasars every day madness...

 

i want i want i want i want./

 

i want to make other people happy, but only the people that diserve it.

 

i want to live in the rain forest

 

i want to study animals

 

i want to be a film critic

 

i want to be a proffessional football (real football.. not field goal football) player

 

i want to go to sleep right now because im pretty tired.

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Originally posted by kido

Ate Kentucky Fried Chicken on Colonel Sanders grave and smoked a blunt.

 

you do know that wasnt a real person, right?

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holy shit..ha ha ha ha i just noticed he's standing in wet cement,theres a safe about to drop on his head,and theres a dog pissing on him:lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by NOUM

holy shit..ha ha ha ha i just noticed he's standing in wet cement,theres a safe about to drop on his head,and theres a dog pissing on him:lol: :lol:

and his scoop of icecream dropped!!!:lol:

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars

i want to get married to someone i love.

 

but at the same time i want to be single for the rest of my life.. so.. who the fuck knows.

 

i want to own a record shop/indie movie and book shop/clothing shop/coffee house... etc etc etc.

 

i want to be an actor.

 

i want to be a rock star.. but the type of music i play.. i could only pretend to be a rock star.. because it isnt the type of music alot of people listen to.

 

i dont want to get old but i dont want to die young.

 

 

im not too worried about money or anything.. i just really want to have fun. im fine with an apartment and an 82 corolla as long as im happy.

 

i want i want i want i want./

 

i want to make other people happy, but only the people that diserve it.

 

 

i want to be a film critic

 

i want to be a proffessional football (real football.. not field goal football) player

 

 

this kid has it pretty much right on. exept for a few small things:

accomplished:

 

-see 2 girls kiss

-live in london

 

want to:

 

-open a skate shop

-direct films/movies

-have some famous like/buy my art

-travel across canada

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things i've done:

coke off of a naked girls ass

graffiti

arrested for marijuana and mushrooms

been shot at driving 120 through downtown atl

met chuck d and b real

thrown up on sorority girls

thrown a basketball at a cops car while he was in it

tagged police station with stolen fingerprint ink while i was being processed

ate 1/2 lb of shrooms and went to the beach

kicked a cow

slept on concrete

 

 

things i want to do:

marry my best friend

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graffiti

when i was a little kid, i allways wondered what its like to be drunk.

sell weed

make and use a molotov cocktail

 

smoke to the point of hallucinating

tour the nyc subway tunnels

king my small ass town hahah

do a freeway sign

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Originally posted by mapo returns

you do know youre wrong, right?

 

http://www.kfc.com/about/colonel.htm

 

heh, i hope you didnt look for that jsut to prove me wrong...

kfc has all the incentive in the world to keep that story going, but form other sources i've read, it started in southern cali, not kentucky, in the 60s.

 

but hey, i could be wrong.

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just in!!

 

ya so one of my things to do was fuck an older chick 35-50

 

so i'm walking down the street selling vacum cleaners and i get to the house and she's like come in and i'm like ok. long story short i get laid and sell a 1570 dollor vacum ... ya..

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