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Originally posted by Sean Daley

get them drunk one night

and then on the next morning serve them drano like it was some home made, conjoured up hangover remedy.

then, of course, watch them keel over and smash right into their glass coffee table.

 

p.s. and write some sad, sappy, pitty me suicide note

 

Heathers, like whoa

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hannibal style..

 

tie him up to something in a standing possition slice him down the gut tie a rope around his neck and push him off a 8 story building..guts and all just flat out on the pavement...

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evil dark shadow says:

 

kill him from the inside out...

 

take his pride, kill his ego and shred his dignity.

 

leave him with nothing... then tear his nails off, one by one... cut his heart out and make him watch himself bleed infront of a mirror, while fucking his girl friend.

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You could cut someones balls off, put em in their mouth, sew their mouth shut, and then proceed to poke shiskabob sticks thru their eyes until they pierce the brain and they eventually die. or just tie put em on a spit like a roast pig and have them be eaten alive by some hungry ass lions or other vicious carnivorous animal of yuor choice.:D

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circa 1905 in Beijing to document the last public execution utilizing Leng Tch'e (hundred pieces) which dates from the Manchu dynasty. Given opium to extend the victim's life during the arduous process, the look of ecstasy on the man's face

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basicly, they doped this guy up with opium HARD CORE, then tied him up to a pole and began to cut him in to a hundred peices.

 

the opium allows the man as seen above to live through the whole thing untill beheading.

 

first as i said you dope him up with opium, tie him up, then you cut off the biceps, triceps, thighs, pecs, all mucle, all the victem can do is rellish the pain in a drug laden stupor. it feals good nor bad, but he know hes being cut up.

 

then they begin to cut off the limbs, legs, arms and so forth.

 

in the picture above (its the best i could get) he has had his arms and legs cut off, including his pectoral mucles.

 

and all he can do is smile.

 

he will soon be gutted,quartered,then beheaded. it took several hours to compleat and he died when the cut the head off.

 

 

still with a look of extacy on his face.

 

 

 

i win:king:

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find a married man deeply in love with his wife and show him a picture of his wife in a gangbang hand him the gun and let him do the rest

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

plant c4 in a guys brain wake him up let him so his shit then whens hes talking to some one boom head explode

only a lil c4 though just e nuf to blow up the head only

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