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alright so I head out to poughkeepsie today to pick up my car that I'm

supposed to be buying, only to find out that the money I'm supposed to

be using STILL isn't in my hands... so, trying to make the best of a crap

situation, I head to the mall to get my haircut. well this bitch who sounds

like she's a fuckin russian immigrant decides to totally butcher my head.

I managed to make it out of the building without stabbing her face with

an icepick but now i look like a fuckin down syndrome patient with self

inflicted cranial scissor wounds. make me feel better, post the worst

haircut you've ever gotten.

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Guest 455

The worst haircut is not the mullet(damn close)...but the fade with "steps"..haha...remember that shit?....or when people shaved Batman and shit in back of thier melon..the "skater" flop from `1986 and 87'....yeah...lol.

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Originally posted by S@T@N

I head to the mall to get my haircut.

 

damn, man this is where you went wrong. the solution is to just shave it.

 

I had a mullet AND that stupid bi-level cut. Shredded and burned those pics, but I'm still haunted.

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i got m head shaved recently and they stopped when i had a mullet then took pics then kept going.

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Originally posted by ETHREADZNY

I've been half-assed cutting my own hair since for 17 years now, and if i fuck it up, i shave it...

fuck ive done the same shit, i had a friend give me a nice cut, then i tried it more than once and i always end up with a shaved head in the end.:cool: but i did give myself a cool mohawk for a bit....right now im avoiding haircuts, not one since december.

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...when I was in 4th grade I decided the night before school pictures that I needed a haircut. Being a shorty I didn't have money to go get my shit cut, and my mom wasn't one for really getting into the whole "make my kid look good on photo day" thing. So I gave myself a trim and left myself with some chopped up hair in front hanging over my forehead all crazy looking. I thougt it looked all pimp. Needless to say it wasn't and I still have the pictures to prove it.

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a friend of mine, has a series of pictures from 1st grade to 8th grade with the same bowl cut. needless to say my other friend walks around with my friend's 4th grade bowl cut picture 16 years later claiming its his son. all for the ladies..

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What about the fag tag? With beads no less!

 

Hahahaha....I think I had that for about half a day before the torrent of abuse made me cut it off.....

 

Shit was pimpin'.

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in 3rd grade i was growing my hair out into the skater do so i was getting the back cut and so on when this hookerfaced fat ass goes "here let me get this out of your way" and cuts all the hair above my eyes with the quickness. i was pissed so i stole her lollipops, that fucker...oh yea, i also used to want a flattop like the guy from kid-n-play only smaller you know, but my mom told me i couldnt get it and always wondered why i couldnt. i also wanted a green mohawk.

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i haven't had a haircut since june or july... and i never wash my hair so it kind of stays straight and like, down and such. but i shamppoed & conditioned last night after combing out about a square inch of filth from my scalp.

 

so now, i have a 6 inch long curly red afro

and i'm a shirt with a PGHHC logo on it

 

cute, huh

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not really a bad haircut in regards to my head... but one time in 4th grade, me and a friend decided to start shaving... i ended up shaving my entire face, including my eyebrows.... and oddly enough, school photos were the next day.

 

I still have that class picture.. and it still makes me laugh.

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shit dont goto the barber shops on training bases they fuck your head up. i just shave my head now.

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my hair used to be pretty fucking long. I went to shave it all off like a year or two ago and i started with the crown. I thought it looked cool with no hair on the top of my head and long hair on the sides. I went and showed my buddy who was in barber school and she helped me shave the top completley bald, trim up the sides, and give me a nasty comb over. I got a whole lot of free beers from bartenders for being the only 19 year old with a COMB OVER.

 

I shaved the entire thing about 2 weeks later.

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Originally posted by S@T@N

poughkeepsie

 

I saw this name and was like.... "Where the fuck have I heard that town before?!"

 

Then I realized I drive past the exit everytime I head to VT.

 

I hate shit like that.

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Originally posted by 455

The worst haircut is not the mullet(damn close)...but the fade with "steps"..haha...remember that shit?....or when people shaved Batman and shit in back of thier melon..the "skater" flop from `1986 and 87'....yeah...lol.

 

the mullet is definetlyNOT the orst haircut ever...it one of mankinds greaest creations.....know this

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Originally posted by SleepAnDream

the mullet is definetlyNOT the orst haircut ever...it one of mankinds greaest creations.....know this

 

 

how else can you be ready for business and a party at the SAME TIME???

 

 

 

well the mullet solved this problem, and my heart goes out to all who can rock it with style

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Originally posted by mr_president

man i got a story about bad haircuts..

 

my moms used to hook my shit up there for awhile and when she was first starting out, she fucked my shit up...

 

i was like ughhhhhhhhhhh damn thats messed up, and then i just shaved it off :D

 

its a family story now...

 

thats possibly the worst story ive ever heard

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Guest sneak

the bowl....worn by 8 year olds all over...

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