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i was framed (A shoplifting story- sort of)

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so i'm at the grocery store, right its like 10 am and i'm there to get some shave cream and razors. i go to get them and they're not there so i ask the clerk (who turns out to be the store manager). he points them out and i grab a couple packs and some shave cream. i decide to look around a bit so i'm wandering around and i notice that dude's sorta following me. anyhow i decide that the razors are too expensive (13 bones each- Mach 3 turbo) so i toss them in the freezer with all the ice cream because i couldn't be bothered to go back to the other side of the store.

Anyways, i go and pay for my shave cream and leave.

Now, here's where its fucked up. As i'm staring my car, the manager and 2 other fuckin clerks surround my car and try to get my licence plate and i'm like,"what the fuck is going on?" So i get out and am like "what's your problem?" and the manager is like "where are they" and i go "what are you talking about" and he says he saw me pocket the razors and walk out. i deny it of course and he says "show me where you put them". i was pissed so i'm like "ok dickhead" and march into the store and head to the ice cream.

So, i look around, find them and pick them up. As i pick them up i scratch my belly/ dick area and the manager goes "i saw you take them out of your shirt" i'm like "fuck no!". so i'm denying it and calling buddy a liar and he tells a clerk to call the cops. i'm not just gonna leave because they have my licence plate no., and i just wanna deal with this bitch.

So the cops come, she talks to the clerk, the manager and then me.

To cut a long story short she said either i have to admit that i did it, or she'll take me down and charge me. i'm like i didn't do a thing and i'm not gonna go down to the division with you. Remember i'm being honest and straightforward with her because i'm innocent (ie. answeing all her questions truthfully etc.). She asks me where i work and i tell her (its the same chain of grocery stores by the way). Shes like "oh, should i go tell them out there" i'm like "no, of course not" and she tells me that if i dont admit guilt and take the "alternative measures" program she'll charge me with theft, call my work and get me fired.

Now, i dont have the time nor money for a lawyer and the fuckin manager and his clerks have soooo set me up, to get out of there quick without being charged( this argument is is running on an hour and a half now) i just say " fine i did it, whatever, just let me go home" and then she gives me a crime doesnt pay lecture and lets me go.

 

WHAT THE FUCK!!

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damn man u been had!! do they have camera's? if so cant you just ask for them cops to review da security tapes man then they'll see you pickin that shit up out da freezer

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Originally posted by trampled

so i'm at the grocery store, right its like 10 am and i'm there to get some shave cream and razors. i go to get them and they're not there so i ask the clerk (who turns out to be the store manager). he points them out and i grab a couple packs and some shave cream. i decide to look around a bit so i'm wandering around and i notice that dude's sorta following me. anyhow i decide that the razors are too expensive (13 bones each- Mach 3 turbo) so i toss them in the freezer with all the ice cream because i couldn't be bothered to go back to the other side of the store.

Anyways, i go and pay for my shave cream and leave.

Now, here's where its fucked up. As i'm staring my car, the manager and 2 other fuckin clerks surround my car and try to get my licence plate and i'm like,"what the fuck is going on?" So i get out and am like "what's your problem?" and the manager is like "where are they" and i go "what are you talking about" and he says he saw me pocket the razors and walk out. i deny it of course and he says "show me where you put them". i was pissed so i'm like "ok dickhead" and march into the store and head to the ice cream.

So, i look around, find them and pick them up. As i pick them up i scratch my belly/ dick area and the manager goes "i saw you take them out of your shirt" i'm like "fuck no!". so i'm denying it and calling buddy a liar and he tells a clerk to call the cops. i'm not just gonna leave because they have my licence plate no., and i just wanna deal with this bitch.

So the cops come, she talks to the clerk, the manager and then me.

To cut a long story short she said either i have to admit that i did it, or she'll take me down and charge me. i'm like i didn't do a thing and i'm not gonna go down to the division with you. Remember i'm being honest and straightforward with her because i'm innocent (ie. answeing all her questions truthfully etc.). She asks me where i work and i tell her (its the same chain of grocery stores by the way). Shes like "oh, should i go tell them out there" i'm like "no, of course not" and she tells me that if i dont admit guilt and take the "alternative measures" program she'll charge me with theft, call my work and get me fired.

Now, i dont have the time nor money for a lawyer and the fuckin manager and his clerks have soooo set me up, to get out of there quick without being charged( this argument is is running on an hour and a half now) i just say " fine i did it, whatever, just let me go home" and then she gives me a crime doesnt pay lecture and lets me go.

 

WHAT THE FUCK!!

lol see i woulda said fuck u slut, take me too jail. as long as its in orange county cuz like half my familys in there. shitd be bad ass.

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Guest trampled

that cop was just ok you're guilty. i dont want to hear it. she didn't even believe me for a second

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You could have got arrested, and let her call your work and get you fired, go to court for shoplifting and let them try to prove you took shit, which they couldnt, sue the store for reckless prosecution, and sue the police for slander and loss of income (getting you fired, etc..)

fuck cops, all of them, none of them are 'good' they all can eat dick

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Originally posted by dojafx

You could have got arrested, and let her call your work and get you fired, go to court for shoplifting and let them try to prove you took shit, which they couldnt, sue the store for reckless prosecution, and sue the police for slander and loss of income (getting you fired, etc..)

fuck cops, all of them, none of them are 'good' they all can eat dick

 

or i could have said i was guilty, do some community hours and not deal with any of the hassle and have no crim record anyway

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so... you didnt have the razors.. they cant prove that you ever had the razors... plus theres probably at least 2 cameras that have you on tape at any given time.... yet you still admit guilt?

 

sounds like you deserve some jailtime for being a doofus.

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no cameras. i work for the same chain of grocery stores. well there are some, but they are not recording thats why it was my word vs. theirs

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what store is this??? Ill go steal some razors to make up for the ones you didnt steal, and if they dont have cameras i should be fine.

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Originally posted by Frate Raper

go back smash all the windows and really steal something this time

 

this is a good idea

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Guest socrates

Do you have the cops name and badge #..report her

 

If you have the managers name and the other employees names, call the head office and file a formal complaint and request that they be severly reprimanded/ or fired. End the conversation by saying that you are still contemplating legal action and have not decided on what to do on the legal front...don't say yes or no on the first call, also don't call mad or agitated stay calm and cool, it will scare them if you sound apathetic towards them when they begin to ask about settling outside of court.

 

 

 

 

socrates/your legal advisor

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Guest sneak

awww man, that shit wuda sucked badly. i would have gone thru all the court shit then sued them,,,,

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Re: Re: i was framed (A shoplifting story- sort of)

 

Originally posted by rip

lol see i woulda said fuck u slut, take me too jail. as long as its in orange county cuz like half my familys in there. shitd be bad ass.

 

 

HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest Stapler

Do what socrates said it does scare the shit through any major corporation to even so much as give them the slightest jist there will be court action..........SUE THE FUCK OUT OF THE COMPANY....................

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Guest postaholic

you shoulda gone in and got what you needed at gun point.... toy.

 

:lol:

 

jus kidding foo. sucks to be you...

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just beat up him and his family up knock his wifes teeth out kick his kids in the face you will feel 100% better this is if he has a family if not just beat him up 2-3 times worse

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shit son, thats fucked up.

 

on another note, you work in a grocery store and you were a bitch? now most people understand how annoying that situation is if you work in a groc store. moving shit around for all you lazy bastards who can't put shit in the right place again. this did not make sense.

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