dai Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 haha this reminds me breakin off a female for the first time. just fuck slow, and dont get into it. or try fingering her or eating her out before so she cums first and you ain't gotta be all bashful. like everytime i first get with a girl, either she takes too long or i do, but after awhile you start gettin off almost at the same time. maybe some extra thick condoms or somethin for yah? think of baseball...or think some nasty shit like your fuckin some old lady. haha damn im still suprised you could ask that question...im damn suprised nobody clowned on you either. 2 PUMP CHUMP! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 or try drinking or taking adderal...not too much adderal though because if you get all tweeked out you ain't gonna get that shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAMP Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Try a drink called "Niagara" it had good effects on me...If you are drinking like a fish and eating like a pig it will ruin you in the long run... start eating better and exercising and you can last longer... try looking into a "Libido Diet". Carbs, especially white bread will fuck you up...Well I can't promise anything but from my experience and research it is the onlyway...try doing research on your own,cause graffiti message board advice isn't always promising... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Try some "Horny Goat Weed". I don't know if it works or if it will kill you but I like the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Originally posted by amItoolate? Hey 372er, you know why that is dont you its cause were rookies just wait until we become junior membors then it will be smoov sailing from there! Ummm......I wouldn't get your hopes up:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR im 16 and still havent had a girl are you serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Have her squeeze your nuts really hard, the pain should take your mind off nutting too fast. If she squeezes too hard, punch her in the face and knock her out and then it wont matter if you bust one too fast. Either that or rub one out before hand, or if you dont have time, stop pull out, play around with her for a minute or to and then get back to business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 ^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: Hmm.....doesn't seem to have come out how I planned...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Man, now work on increasing the time you take to cum when you wack off go slow, try to drag it out. None of that my moms coming home in 2 min, better do this quick shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIM THE JOB Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR im 16 and still havent had a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper are you serious? yup....alot of girls like me and wanna get with me...but i dont feel them....maybe it has to do with the fact that every girl who has liked me has weighed over 300 pounds, are dorks, too goody goody. im also extremely shy and i never work up the nerve to ask someone out....im always cautious and worried about what will happen.."what if her ex boyfriends get mad". "what if she wants sex and i cant please her". "what if she doesnt like me anymore"....all the hot girls never like me...i seem to attract all the flabby outcasts of society...6th grade girls also like me:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 o yea regarding the topic, you prolly have premmature ejaculation..go jack off dude...get "practice"...use the hold in technique, sorta strengthen those weener muscles.....or if natural ways dont work....just go buy some penis helper pills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 i am also overly shy and introverted and will never ever get any girls for as long as i live.....thats what a theripist said to me.....actually she just said as long as i am okay with having no friends then its not a problem....and yes....ive become very much okay with very few friends....it used to bother me, not too much anymore....good for me i guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR yup....alot of girls like me and wanna get with me...but i dont feel them....maybe it has to do with the fact that every girl who has liked me has weighed over 300 pounds, are dorks, too goody goody. im also extremely shy and i never work up the nerve to ask someone out....im always cautious and worried about what will happen.."what if her ex boyfriends get mad". "what if she wants sex and i cant please her". "what if she doesnt like me anymore"....all the hot girls never like me...i seem to attract all the flabby outcasts of society...6th grade girls also like me:idea: I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be nosey I just had you pegged as much older than 16. PS with that ^^^^ little piece up there, I can assure you that you should be trying for the Nice Guys Finish Last tactic. Girls lap it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Originally posted by j gonads and strife.. :D hahaha...weeeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ThePrankster Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 Originally posted by 372ER Fuck man i dont know how this happens but it does.It always seems like if my dick gets over excited and i start nutting,and im like "WHAT THE FUCK!" the girls ive been with dont seem to mind ,i tell them before hand,im sure they talk shit later.But how can i stop this problem? Does any one have natural methods of Viagra,or any techniques?Help a dog out" yeah man this ain't.... LoveLine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherriemagik Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 hahaha gonads and strife, gonads and strife... when you wanna go weeeee but you aint got drugs yet... good ish. hah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 I lost my virginity at 16. My main tactics have all been described above. GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 Hypothermia is another good song they put out...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 they have an album on sale, 22 songs full of cracked out humor....swweeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizOne Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 That seems to happen with a lot of people I know. The first time with the same girl it takes a while to nut, but after you guys get use to each other and start screwing regularly you know exactly what to do to get yourselves off so it no longer takes as long as it use to. We all have times where we can bust early for some reason. And I read somewhere that actual screwing time should only take 5 minutes for a man and 7 for a woman on average. So if you're nutting before five minutes is up than you should look into your options. Personally I can go for a long time when she's on top doing the work. So try switching positions... Go to the porn shop and try some of that "stay hard" spray or whatever it is. Go to the doctor. Don't ask a bunch of graffiti writers, most here who are probably under 18 and still virgins. You came to the wrong place buddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 Some of this advice could work, but I find it ironic that the most unexperienced people (sexually) are giving out advice, while on the other end of the spectrum, experienced people aren't giving advice, instead they are making a mockery. I love this place. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp n panda Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 look, i cut and pasted just for your penis. have a swell time. First, find yourself a private room, where you won't be disturbed for at least thirty minutes. Now remove your clothes, & sit comfortably, knees apart on the edge of a chair, or the edge of the bed with your feet planted firmly on the floor, so that your penis & testicles are hanging off, or stand if you wish. Now you must achieve an erection. If by chance you have difficulty in doing so, try to focus on a past situation, or fantasy that turns you on. Use any method you are currently used to achieve erection, including magazines or videos. If you are unable, we are working on methods to help you get there and remain. Once you are erect, take hold of the penis with one hand, palm facing down, with the head, nestled in the middle of your palm. Now push the penis as far down as you comfortably can & pause while you gather your thoughts think of the muscles in the penis, all along the shaft down to the parts that run all through to the anus, ... additionally,... squeeze gently the internal muscles that cut off the flow of urine, called the Pubococcygeus. (Correct Spelling) Since this is too difficult to pronounce, we call it the P.C. muscle. This last muscle is one of the most important muscles in your body for sexual purposes & will eventually when well developed, allow you to control ejaculation, to the point of maintaining that fantastic pre-orgasm state for as long as you wish. Okay now, still holding the penis, take a deep breath and hold it briefly for one second and exhale slowly through the mouth, making a Haaaa whisper sound as you pull in on the stomach muscles. Repeat this twice, and on the third one, resisting the effort slightly with the hand, attempt to lift the penis to the navel using only the muscles of the penis, the anus and especially the P.C. muscle, additionally, time your exhalation so it lasts the full effort. Do this three times,.. then remove you're hand from the penis & drape the washcloth over the penis. If the washcloth is not heavy enough, & does not weigh the penis down, then wet the cloth in the bowl or water, wring it if necessary & re-drape it. Take a deep breath as before, hold it one second, then as you exhale with the Haaaa sound, do two slow lifts of the towel with each lift lasting 5 seconds, so you are exhaling for 10 to 12 seconds. EXCELLENT !! Now,... Take a two minute or so break & repeat the exercise for three more exhalations. Now you should masturbate to full orgasm, but try to make it last for as long as you can before you allow ejaculation, because your ultimate goal will be to last more than thirty minutes, so if you can, shoot for it now, but if you cannot, don't despair because you will reach that goal & beyond sooner than you think. END.... after that, you just up your reps... it is a form of kegel muscles flexing. practice not to bust. but don't hold it back with your hand, if it is past the point of "gonna happen". you could fuck something up. just practice keeping it on the "brink" it will build the muscles and the mind control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÀEL GRINGO? Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 Sucka!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONE FOUR Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 here's ,y advice before you have sex, masturbate, even tho you wont feel like orgasming again, it works trust me :) 8)))))))))))))D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfucker Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 Originally posted by Jewish Task Force Have her squeeze your nuts really hard, the pain should take your mind off nutting too fast. If she squeezes too hard, punch her in the face and knock her out and then it wont matter if you bust one too fast. Either that or rub one out before hand, or if you dont have time, stop pull out, play around with her for a minute or to and then get back to business. I just laughed out loud for the first time as a direct result of this messageboard!!! GOOD JOB TASK FORCE!!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 when you take a whiz, release, hold, release, hold and do that like 5 times each time you go....i heard that shit helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR practice on holding it in just as its shooting up the tube... So that's why they call you the regulator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 i take forever to cum, my girl gets upset, just jerk off before you do anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 what the hell are you talking about? wank before sex? anyone heard of felacio? if you got a girl ready and willing to fuck just be like "look girl your gonna have to give me something before sex if you want to enjoy yourself". get some head(if she is willing) and then your good to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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