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Y'ALL FUGGATS PURSTIN IN A CARROT THREAD

Re: If black people were mexicans... i'm afraid of moving anywhere in the usa that doesn't have a bunch of mexicans/real mexi foods

shit's like mexican jerking no joto

america has no mas jobs para us to steal les stay down here and get on this shoe grind

Re: If black people were mexicans... that shit's legit tho

is it seen what is complete?

Re: Beastie Boys' Adam Yauch Has Cancer, Tour And Album Postponed MCA was a really good dude he could've gotten rich and famous and just turned into a total waste and a scumcunt but he grew up and became a better person than any of us would if we suddenly got millions for being rowdy assholes

dear oontzers i know locally irl, post moar. dear super awkward science defying sunburns, stop

hockey is for white people there's a reason the puck is black your girlfriend = cops

"you were supposed to fight for my hand...instead i almost had to fight a stupid crazy bitch for you"-gf yesterday

my girl takes me to expensive ass seafood dinners she still all ufurious at the moment and i gotta stay at my bestfriend's house tonight nohomeowner

Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt i always tell my peoples to take the baby and flee to south america before they get hemmed up like that i even help 'em find good deals on airfare nurgas need a good friend like me

DRAKE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO SAY NIGGA

my girl was telling me about the news story and she was like "it made one girl retarded" and i was like LOLOLOLOLOL howling with laughter and she's like "no. literally. and probably permanently" and i just laffed even harder there's a super legit all you can eat joint near by. this thread is telling me to hit it up tomorrow NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN

i'm more afraid of eating fish from the pacific that's gonna burn me with radiation cancer diseases if i was that shook of salmonella i'd never eat out or cook chicken dishes when i'm drunk as fuck

18 boats ain't even that good of a raid might not have even been mdma anyways. those stupid college kid buttholes could've just been pressing mdvp, 4-mmc or whatever the fuck else i hope that chank gets rich off those feds though

"my name's powder p, can i get an 8ball?" anybody remember that honkee? he dead.

"i'm just trying to make sure my son's wealthy. i stay out of shape, but i make sure my gun's healthy" and etcetera

BUTT-CHUGG SOME FUNNEL SHOTS

"hey nigger, it's pizza time." -herman cain

the only person who's ever got truly buck at me for saying nigga was a hispanic dude who didn't know what time it is. i was wild drunk. but it's cuz he had a black girlfriend and she was there he was my same height but 100lbs heavier. that wasn't very fun. but i didn't take the loss. in the rap dance world. all the rap dancing bboys tend to say nigga sooner or later. even if they're foreign motherfurgas who don't even speak english.

i saw one on craigslist looking for gay dudes. tops and bottoms. to try an aids vaccine. i thought of this thread. but yeah i've always been more of a focus group and survey kind of guy. last summer i got paid to eat beef jerky, paid to eat pizza and some others.

ellen = cops

dude, no go ellen is hollywood's new stud you fuck her bitch she's gonna do stuff to your butt no matter what you try to resist she'll have security taze you and hold you down yeah maybe you get a giftbasket and big suite at disney hotel but no thanks

you guys are worse than all ads and login issues wtf happened to this thread