Feed Yer Ego

AURORA, STAND SRONG

yeah congrats talking shit about good peoples who had just died is mad real son give yourself 50 rap letter arrows and +100000 troll points

i'd be like 6th in line for that even tho that definitely sounds like somewhere you get shot in the parking lot of

i was trying to think of something non-oontz related and was gonna say "Da Butt Function"

wendy's old fries were the worst in the game maybe worst of all time in any frame

random highschool sporting events would be a good one if you want to be a weirdo and don't look like a molester:lol:

mix em together thank me later

chipotle got their independence back many moons ago i'm pretty sure at least

if such a thing were ever to happen i feel i'd be left with no choice but live a life of domestic terrorism

when i'm winter painting and there's still leftover snow on the ground i love to take a break from painting and shit in that snow then cover said shit in the snow, with some more (clean) snow don't worry about it but yeah i don't like it, but i have to shit in public restrooms like every day

did you fart in her queef hole

at work the other day i drove a cop car minutes after doing tequila shots i give zero fucks about the DPD

VFoRs, how long you in town?

lolwut? 1. i never lived in the uk and i knew that 2. i deffo saw 16 year old titts of aspiring models on normal british TV back in the day

apparently BK has a pulled pork sammich and sweet potato fries now any yall tried yet?

not only is skyler a turrible scunt but she went from smash to trash pretty bad through the seasons

i mix cola and orange juice it's fucking delicious

pineapple + jalapeno on a good slice = strong topping combo

guess what daddy's bringing home for supper

eminem looks like a fucking transexual if you listen to him you probably suck dick and look like dude in OP pic

yes hit your kids for being gay they totally won't turn into serial killers or anything

one time i was walking to the club just super faded. like sleep walking type drunk. all of a sudden 5 squad cars roll up on me and start yelling at me saying i was trying to break into a federal building. i'm like "nah there's no way" i think they said i tried to pry open a door and some other stuff i didn't have a license on me. just a paper from the dmv and a passport. they ran my shit and let me go. i have no idea

when nurgas attack

2 weeks of nothing but vegan chili

cheese is for white people and white females