"ordering sushi in Japanese seems like it'd be dope."
uhhhh.LOL. i don't think you get to judge anyone for being corny anymore.
also, idk about you, but some of the taco joints i go to are pretty much only frequented by mexicans 99% of the timeand nobody working ever really knows english. when a white person walks in they get awkward/don't know how to act and start trying to find a menu in english. so i don't see why i would try to make them speak english instead of letting 'em know i'm just some hungry drunk guy and it's all good.