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Dear Decy, you're 25 already? Damn hahah I'm glad you had fun!! You missed Nic's birthday so we'll have to arrange some drinking and a proper catch up soon. (I actually have some hysterical gossip for you that's best told in person) I just blushed thinking of that, fanks for reminding me innit S

As awesome as Samuel L. Jackson is for doing that for a charity, he looks like an amateur compared to Cranston doing that scene. I'm both looking forward to the last episodes and dreading it because I don't want it to be done.

Dear thealmighty dad dude, I refuse to believe that little bundle of awesome smells like raw chicken. F- for the haiku. Soz muchly, aunty S. Dear Decy, what'ca get for your birfday old man? Did I say happy birthday? Happy(belated) Birthday xx - S Dear Inj, chill the fuck out, maaaaan regards, grd Dear dears, I'm descaling my kettle. I'm really annoyed that I didn't make a pot of tea before I decided to do this. I'm a fucking div. Also, has anyone had a cronut? I NEED one. It makes me really sad to think there are pastry goods in the world that I can't eat. It's national doughnut day y'know. - whatawaster I'm bored, can ya tell?

Congratulations pen! I'd much rather my own company, I'll even avoid people I like. I get super anxious around people BUT I'm awesome at interacting, even when I don't want to be. It's easy, just smile, nod and agree with what they are saying. No one really listens to what anyone else is saying these days, they just want to be agreed with. As a rule, people are self absorbed cunts. I also find drinking heavily helps a lot. Will you try and remember to post a picture of the wedding cake, please. Ta.

Happy(belated) Birthday lovely girl!!! xxx

Paper Aeroplanes - Little Letters Went to see them on Sunday, they were fucking awesome!!

...you think you drank all your tea only to discover you didn't. That genuinely makes me super happy. ...you wake up in a panic thinking you're late and when you look at the clock you realise you have an extra hour in bed. ...strangers on the street smile and say good morning/afternoon. ...you bump into an old friend and you pick up exactly as you left off. Drunk and weird. ...my dogs awesomeness changes peoples minds about pitbull's. ...I have a good hair day. ...I remember stuff. I'm really, REALLY forgetful so, any time I remember something it's a little victory. ...I can spend the whole day in my PJs, reading on the sofa. I'll agree with petrichor and people remembering the small stuff that makes you happy.

Ha, I barely read it either. The thing about the arrows caught my attention and made me laugh. I'm totally down the the theory that they replaced Paul McCartney, I mean, how could that NOT be true?

EL OH EL I don't understand why some people feel the need to look for conspiracies in everything. Crazy people do crazy shit. That's all. The arrows on the ground are probably instructions for road workers/gas company/water works. I could walk outside now and take LOADS of pictures of arrows and the like in paint on the floor.

Who calmly stands and films a man who has supposedly just hacked somebody's head off with a machete? They were asking people to film them and take pictures. Maybe he thought if he didn't they'd attack him next? Why does the black 'terrorist' talk about "our lands" in a South London born-and-bred accent? Bewildering. In a different part of the video he refers to them as "our troops" when talking about the British Army which I thought odd. Why did whoever is filming this not get closer to the alleged headless dead body for evidence, when the police have yet to arrive to prevent this? They would not allow men to get close to the body, they said women could go sit with the body but if any men tried they'd attack them. Why is no blood visible on the ground surrounding a man we're told has just been beheaded? In aerial pictures there's A LOT of blood. They ploughed a car into him as he walked first, then dragged him into the middle of the road and hacked at him with knives and a cleaver. Why did the police allegedly take 20 minutes to arrive at the scene? The police took between 5 and 7 minutes to arrive, armed police arrived in 14 minutes. There isn't a whole lot of call for armed police units to be present at scenes so I assume it takes a while to scramble them? Why is a woman apparently trying to revive the man who has reportedly had his head cut off? They tried to cut his head off, I'm not sure they succeeded. When she saw she couldn't help him she sat by him to comfort him, so he wouldn't die alone in the street. Why do the police report that the body of a (headless, if media reports are true) man was found, and he was only "later" confirmed dead? They don't publish stuff unless they've had official confirmation. Why are the eyewitnesses standing around in a calm manner like extras killing time on a film set? Who remains so calm having just witnessed a man being decapitated? Apparently at first people thought the guy had been run over and they were on top trying to give him first aid. Also probably a large helping of schadenfreude. Why is a woman with a shopping trolley walking calmly past a man ranting and brandishing a blood-covered meat cleaver? Because bitches be crazy. Why is there no footage of the alleged attack itself, only of the aftermath? There probably is some, the counter terrorism unit is probably all over it though. Why is there no footage of the alleged police shoot out? Like I said. Why did the two alleged attackers wait around for police to arrive when witnesses report they could quite easily have got away? Because they were fucking nut jobs. They told one woman who tried to talk them into putting the weapons down that they wanted to start a war. People who use religion as an excuse for violence are imbeciles, more likely than not they just wanted the notoriety innit. read into it what you will..... There are no crazy conspiracies here, just two dicks who should have done the world a favour and ran their car into a wall. I think society and the government are failing people if young men think this sort of extremism is their only resort and I think that's an issue that needs to be addressed by everyone.

Dear the almighty, I've said it before and I'll keep saying it. He's fucking LUSH!! Sniff his head for me then write a haiku about how rad he smells. Much love aunty S xxx

Waiting for a shoulder of pork to roast. It takes 6 hours, I forgot to put it in earlier so by the time it's done it'll be too late to try any. White people problems.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzG_w1kyNg Video footage of the guy chatting to a passer-by. I'm not going to argue semantics because it's been don'e to death in crossfire but the guy holding the cleaver said they'd done it because they want us to remove our governments from their lands'. I dunno, people are crazy. COBRA though! I have an image of casual Dave and Boris the buffoon at number 10, practising Karate Kid style crane kicks while the rest of them look on bewildered but clapping in approval.

Man up and get your nipples did. In all seriousness, that's rad.

A man has been killed in a machete attack and his two assailants shot by police in Woolwich, south-east London. The government is reported to be treating the assault as a suspected terrorist incident and the prime minister said it was "truly shocking". Home Secretary Theresa May has summoned a meeting of the government's emergency response committee Cobra. Local MP Nick Raynsford said the dead man was a soldier at Woolwich barracks but this has not been confirmed. "They dragged him from the pavement and dumped his body in the middle of the road and left his body there” Mrs May said she had been briefed by the director general of Security Service MI5, Andrew Parker, and Metropolitan Police Commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe on the "sickening and barbaric" attack. "It has been confirmed to me that a man has been brutally murdered," she said. "Two other men were shot by armed police and they are currently receiving treatment for their injuries." One witness, identified only as James, said two men had attacked another man, aged about 20, who was wearing a T-shirt of military charity Help for Heroes. "These two guys were crazed. They were just animals. They dragged him from the pavement and dumped his body in the middle of the road and left his body there," he told LBC radio. He said after the "horrendous" attack, the two men, who were also in their 20s, stood around, waving knives and a gun, and asked people to take pictures of them "as if they wanted to be on TV or something". "They were oblivious to anything, they were more worried about having their photo taken, running up and down the road," he said. The incident took place before many eyewitnesses Thomas, a witness who contacted the BBC, said: "I got there minutes after it happened because you could hear gunshots from Woolwich High Street. "Basically two men carried out an axe attack on a young army cadet walking along the street, by the looks of things the police responded and then shot them in front of the public, at the same time I couldn't really tell if the cadet was fatally or not hurt as police were crowded around him." Downing Street said Prime Minister David Cameron, who was planning to stay in Paris overnight after meeting the French president, would be returning to the UK tonight. Whitehall sources have told the BBC it is "a fair supposition" that the incident was a terrorist incident but police have not commented publicly on the suggestion. BBC political editor Nick Robinson said the police view is that the attack may have been filmed and footage may exist. According to senior Whitehall sources the people carrying out the attack were heard to say Allahu Akbar [God is Great], said our political editor. On Twitter, the Mayor of London Boris Johnson described the attack as a "sickening deluded and unforgivable act of violence". School lock-down Mr Raynsford, the Woolwich and Greenwich MP, said he had spoken to local police and understood a number of weapons had been seized at the scene including a gun, knives, and a machete. Scotland Yard said the initial attack happened in John Wilson Street, the A205, at 14:20 BST. Metropolitan Police Commander Simon Letchford said the two attackers were then shot by armed officers. He said: "Police were called to reports of an assault... where one man was being assaulted by two other men. A number of weapons were reportedly being used in the attack, and this included reports of a firearm. Head teacher David Dixon describes seeing a body in the street and hearing gunshots "Officers including local Greenwich officers arrived at the scene, and shortly after firearms officers arrived on the scene. "On their arrival at the scene they found a man, who was later pronounced dead.... "Two men, who we believe from early reports to have been carrying weapons, were shot by police. They have both been taken to separate London hospitals. They are receiving treatment for their injuries. "I can understand that this incident will cause community concerns and I would like to reiterate that we are investigating the circumstances." Meanwhile, the Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) confirmed it had been informed. In a statement, the IPCC said: "Investigators have been deployed to the scene and to the post-incident process." London Ambulance Service confirmed one man had been found dead at the scene. It said two men had been taken to hospital - one by air ambulance - and one of them was a serious condition. David Dixon, a local head teacher, told the BBC News Channel he walked out of the school gates and saw a body lying in the road a short distance away. He then heard gunshots and instructed staff to lock all the gates of his school. The air ambulance landed in the playground and most of the children have now gone home, he said. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22631274 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22630304 ITV are showing footage of one of the attackers covered in blood with a cleaver and knife in his hand apologising that women had to see the attack. http://www.itv.com/news/uk/ TL;DR Two blokes beheaded a guy in the street in Sout East London, in front of a primary school and asked passers by to take their picture. All in the name of 'God'. Fucking nut bags.

don't stick shit in your ears, m'kay.

Whatever drugs Cunt is on, I'll take two, please. I liked the US Office well enough, for some mind numbing smirks. It's not even in the same league as the original though. Dwight spin off tv movie...http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2361870/reference Summer Heights is fucking awesome. Can't see the clip because AUS are being mean.

Tea, in my favourite mug. The handle broke but I refuse to give it up.

I fell asleep on the sofa like an old dear earlier; woke up a few hours ago and now I'm wide awake. So obviously I've been reading Persuasion, listening to Mstislav Rostropovich and eating popcorn.

Anything Brewster can do, I can do better. For a billion? It's easier to ask what I wouldn't do.

Hey DAO, I took this the other week... Can we all come visit your vineyard if we promise to behave?

How much is in a bottle and if it's more than 1000mgs will someone send me some, please.

I'll tell you what I'm not doing...I'm not fucking sleeping. I got woken up and now I can't get back to sleep. Right proper annoyed I am.

Seriously though, how does one od on 10mg of codeine and some antihistamine? Or do they add something else to that 'drank'? 'Ark at me with the lingo. I'm down with the kids.

Celebrating Wales' glorious win over england with a cup of tea and a hot cross bun(toasted).