mr.yuck

God damn, my man! A sling shot? I basically only have my front teeth left anyway. That sounds too dangerous.

how does it work? Is it hard wired into the wall or is there like a plug that goes to an outlet?

I’m tuned in for this as well. I could definitely use something like that. I swear people have had their heat set to hell for some reason while I’m working in their houses. It’s starting to feel personal.

I did a job for some old dude that looks like the ghost of a confederate soldier today. His legs were all purple and dead and shit. He kept floating up behind me all day today, silently in true specter fashion. At one point I physically jumped and let out an audible ‘Jesus Christ’. Then he just floated away down the hall.

@NightmareOnElmStreetbruh. On my old ladies side of the family there are like 15 that are relevant to every day life and then when you calculate the ones that are only holiday relevant… I don’t even know! It’s sick. Everyone has 4+ kids like it’s 1910 and they aren’t expecting half of them to survive and they need help on the farm.

I like that. Not for nothing, getting credit for a business is way easier than personal credit. I signed up for a credit account at Home Depot and they gave me 6 Gs. I promptly blew that shit up and then tossed the card and all subsequent bills in the trash. It took them a few years but they finally charged it off. Didn’t effect my personal credit and it just basically shows as income of $6000 on my taxes. All I have to do is increase my miles deduction by about 10,000 and it cancels out the additional income I wasn’t counting on.

I’m sure there are plenny of you that have kids of your own or at least have nieces and nephews in your life like me. I was talkin with one of my nieces a few days ago, I think she’s 12 and this little girl sounds like a TikTok video when she talks. That weird cadence, rambling pieces of information that some times leading to nothing. All of these kids have grown up with these platforms in their life. I’m trying to objectively think back to when I was their age to see if there was some external thing that was influencing the majority of kids to act a certain way that made adults be like “what the fuck?”

Holy shit. Tigers are metal AF.

hell nah. This nurg just sits around drinking juice, eating honey, and not watching classic movies like a fucking lunatic!

@nicklesndimeswhat in the actual fuck is happening here? Wasn’t it you who hadn’t seen Titanic? And now this? Cheesecake? Got get you a slice of New York cheese cake and a cup of black coffee. Best choice you’ll ever make!

@nicklesndimesis on some stay hydrated ass shit!

Catfish and whiting from the skrimp shack

Slowpoke Rodriguez

“charisma”

hahaha. My wife was like “What do you know about boats? What happens when people start asking you questions?” I should tell her about the cocaine angle.

I wonder if I have the charisma to start wearing a blue blazer and a captains hat and start introducing myself to people as ‘the captain’.

I swallowed my pride and finished the job. I’m not giving up $1000 for 3 hours of work! lol

99/100 IF A BITCH GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A MAN IN PUBLIC, SHE DESERVED THAT SHIT!

@MercerI feel like I should clarify something to you and all of my 12oz brethren. I don’t advocate for or condone fist fighting women, but at the same time I don’t hold women’s behavior to a different standard than men’s that would lead to the same outcome.

the full clip is her leaning across the bouncer clicking her nails in the dudes face and talking all around reckless shit. His drunk brain made a snap decision to make all that shit stop.

Watching married at first sight. This show is a fucking train wreck

you gotta click it. It loops for extra entertainment