mr.yuck

Even=Event and the whole shit makes sense

The bigger the butts the bigger the farts!

Ohio needs this!

I haven’t watched any foot ball all year. All I gotta say is ‘Rams v. Bengals’?

exactly! I like the little bit of extra room but I still need the functionality of a full size bed. I can’t be rollin up with a 4 ft bed to pick up 12 ft drywall.

You can’t smash after all that beans and cheese. These are rookie mistakes.

I’ve never really considered this before but a ‘celebration of us’ should be your anniversary. Valentine’s Day should be for the singles out there tryna push into some sniz all romantically. Leave it to females to try and capitalize on on 2 romantical days!

Ive always liked rams aesthetically aside from a few years, but I think all vehicles have those couple of years. The one thing I don’t like about dodge trucks recently is they don’t have a cab option between regular cab and their quad cab.

@One Man Banned I’m lucky to be in the same boat. When we go out and about on Valentine’s Day we laugh at the dudes that are clearly on some last minute shit in the card aisle and the hell they are probably about to catch. It’s always dudes and it’s always panicky! Lol. I’ve never seen a woman look like that.

Donkey brains

Hah. @KILZ FILLZ I was trying to understand what the problem was with the boom box. Like if you hear mad loud fart noises screaming up on you, look up from your phone for a god damn second. edit oooor it would be super dope if musk entered into a contract with apple where people’s phones gradually vibrate harder and harder the closer a Tesla got to them until the moment the Tesla passes them and then their IPhone just starts making all types of fart noises. Maybe for the duration of the Tesla being 50 ft from them in any direction.

https://www.motortrend.com/news/2024-ram-1500-electric-pickup-truck-confirmed Im pretty excited for this one. Although it doesn’t specify in this article, I read somewhere else that this truck is going to come with a very small combustion engine that will fire off and charge the battery if you run out of juice.

Oh no. Stinky! I’m kinda interested to see what that child broomstick murder is all about! Alabama is wild, son.

Thats always possible around here. I should probably also cut the facility in Columbus OH some slack, too. I hear it’s hella stressful living in Ohio.

FedEx can eat my whole ass Okay no biggie, shit happens hey cool it left Columbus. Sike! Delayed fool. Hell yeah it’s on its way. This place is only about 30 mins from me. I took the day off work to catch this package when I saw it was on the truck at 7 am. Sike! Fuckin Sike again mother fucker. No attempt made. See you on Monday… maybe!

Yeah @MOOGLE?you gotta be careful training the new hires. I’ve trained my way right out of a job before. So you gotta train them just a little bit wrong and when it comes up all you gotta do is say “I don’t know. He just doesn’t seem to get it.”

@Mercerlol I precut $200 worth of crown molding to install in my stairwell a few days ago and cut it all wrong. I forgot you have to cut that bullshit upside down and backwards and instead cut that shit inside out or something. Im not even sure how I managed that shit. It just be like that sometimes.

all you need is a tape measure and a speed square. Step 1 throw a nail in that little piece to hold it in place pressed all the way as far as it will go into the corner so you can use both hands. Step 2 Take a measurement from the red point (where the trim should hit at the ceiling) to the blue point (the edge of your trim) For the sake of this example we will just say that your measurement is 5 inches Step 3 Hook your tape to the edge of your board (Your new red point) and pull it over 5 inches to your new blue point. Use your speed square to draw a vertical line from your blue point to the very top of the board. Step 4 Use a straight edge and draw a line going diagonally from the top of your blue line to your red point (money line) now all you need to do is lay your piece of trim down on your chop saw and line the blade up with the green line what ever that angle comes out to be. Once your angle is cut you can cut your piece down to its over all length and that bad boy should slide right into place.

Lol. That’s it. I’m installing a garbage disposal… garbage disposer*… In my master bath in a baby sink next to the toilet. Baller. *Now I don’t know which is correct and also now that they are typed out in front of me, I don’t know how I used to say it.

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@+plus+dont sweat it bro. I’m 40 and can confirm that under that polished exterior, most people are a fucking wreck just trying to figure it out.

when the police raided, he did try to put the pistol on them, though. Lol. Friends! Ones you can depend on! Edit: This dudes a fucking menace Click me for details