mr.yuck

L O L My dude is fucking big mad!

The only thing I use my computer for anymore is when I have to navigate outdated shit, like government web pages or my business insurance web page. Everything else has a streamlined app or is at the least mobile friendly. Can I do Photoshop hijinx? No. That's what I miss the most.

I've found that what ever feels wrong is usually the correct way to hold the camera.

That shit is too bright

You're holding your camera upside down when taking your horizontal pictures. Flip that bad boy around.

Fundamental Muslims go way harder than fundamental Christians.

Having a yard sale.

@One Man Banned https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4973276/Russian-dies-hanging-window-moving-car.html

Bro. She's gotta be dead. That was a solid fuckin thunk.

My man dropping that hot fire.

I think your downstairs neighbors would love to have live fuck music every night!

It's like $1.10 per $100 assessed value. Mine is like $2400 a year.

@NightmareOnElmStreetI've had really good luck selling all of my whips on craigslist. It has been 4 or 5 years since I sold my last one though. Also a good old fashioned for sale sign in the window also works

Haha. I love TikTok. But you're right, you'll never catch me doin a Applebee's dance or whatever.

We have possum running our neighborhood. What can I do to attract them to my backyard. I feel like I should do something to eradicate field mice, too. I cleared away a lot of brush so they don't have anywhere to hide.

I've been trying to murder these hoes out of my back yard. I came in with one trying to latch into my dome piece.

Lol @NightmareOnElmStreetI'd straight wreck some ones head on their way out of my house if they left my shit like that.

Yeah. When I first moved here to VA people were doing oyster shooters. I was like yeah I'll try it. Fucking barf. I was worried that this was all the east coast was about to be.

Hmm. They look tasty, but if they accidentally slip down my throat, I might barf.

Yo I'm fucking pissed. My cousin sent his homeboy over to finish my tile and this is what I got. f1cd31e3ee54c81145566560d513deeb.mp4

Ive never had mussels. How are they texturally? I don't like clams or oysters.

The penalties were nonsense. One of them was like $5.25 another was $30. I don't think all the penalties were more than $75. My new tags are good until 2025. Or 2029-30 the way I ride em.

Well fellas, they finally got me. The police pulled me over today and confiscated my way expired plates. So I left work early and ended up at the DMV to straighten everything out. Turns out I've been slacking on my personal property taxes back to 2017. Needless to say it was an expensive fucking afternoon for the kid.