mr.yuck

I couldn't imagine going about my business making $11 an hour trying to figure out if I'm gonna be able to keep my lights on or not this month and out of nowhere some TikTok cock sucker wrecks his nuts into the back of my head for internet lulz. Which he got, but that's not my point. I think from that moment forward, I'd just start clocking in and then leaving for the day. I'd be working somewhere else also. Getting double paid.

Yeah @ndv. I forget all the time that the people that make shit trend are morons that I don't share any kind of values with anyway. At least around pop culture anyway. edit whoop new page here's some nonsense 32fbda0d49508025bf36e1e4cd802c10.mp4

@fat ralphyI've been fiercely independent my whole life. I think with the secretive nature of graffiti and other nefarious street shit from my past I have definitely brought some resentment style baggage to the table when a significant other wants to know where I'm going or what I'm doing or wanting me to check in. My gut reaction is "going out, don't worry about it, and for what?" Because honestly when I hit the front door there isn't always a plan, and I think that's really hard for normal ass people to comprehend. It comes off as shady like you are hiding something and believe me, their imagination will run wild, when infact you're just following your nose and itching to howl at the moon.

Ive been there. What's that all about?

Although, not a major revelation, last night I learned it's "shimmy shimmy ko ko bop" and not "shimmy shimmy cocoa pop"

Nah not really. It's really weird how it played out. We were already broken up. She called me one morning early as shit and told me she was pregnant. My gut reaction was "It ain't mine" and I hung up the phone. Turns out it was like 4 am on April fool's day and she was just joking. But I was shook for several days and then super mad when she told me I it was a joke. So I was on some serious fuck this bitch shit. Months down the line we bump into each other at a bar and "rekindle our romance", so she thinks. We are smashing semi regularly and the whole time I'm dropping clues to her like "we should just run away and get a fresh start somewhere". The whole time her best friend is like "don't do it, this dude is bad news, something doesn't feel right." She wanted us to leave together but that obviously wasn't going to work for me. So I told her I had to wrap up some things at work and I would be a week behind her. After a week came and went she realized I wasn't coming. She called me freaking out and I told her that I had a drug problem I needed to deal with. She thought I had an addiction problem but the real problem was I couldn't find any drugs and I needed to make some money. She eventually got over it and we stayed friends. That is until I met my current old lady. She was mega jealous of other girls when we first met. This bitch logged into my myspace and sent my ex this gut wrenching message about what a stupid bitch she was and how I never loved her. Shit was wild. But also hilarious. I can't believe I ever did any of this shit. I had completely blocked this out until @Elena Delle Donnebumped that thread about that dude wanting to murder his fat baby mama.

I feel like chups was about the same age as ray40 when he started coming around.

Currently 14 years. Before that shit always exploded at the 1 year mark. The last serious relationship I was in, I told this girl we should move across the country. I sent her on her way and then never went to meet her.

Yeah wood stock 99 was outrageous. 1000% would have ended up in jail.

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She knows something was outta whack and didn't take it personal. I think my midlife crisis is getting started and y'all are gonna get a front row seat to the whole shit!

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I thought he just made the whole thing up. So you're saying he got catfished?

I like how weed went from an enjoyable thing to "I think I can over dose on weed and I'm gonna prove it," in just a few short years.

That's a lie. I followed another trending link right after and found out that Louis Guzman is going to be the new Gomez Addams. Lol.

I was typing some shit into Google like I like to do and it told me that a bunch of shit was trending. It said "blue face chrisean rock" Man I was excited as to what this majestical rock might be. Big let down. Turns out to be some jack off rapper and his stupid singer bitch girlfriend. And for an even bigger let down I checked out this dude on Spotify and my assumptions were correct. Music is terrible. I'll never follow a trending suggestion again.

Yeah. I used to have a couple homies that worked there before the shit shut down.

@Mr.Maker I did write, but not here. I hung up my spurs in Indiana. But this is a small town. If you are in your late 30s to mid 40s we've probably crossed paths at some time.

Yeah I'm about 25 mins up the interstate in Suffolk. When I did live in Norfolk all they had was mi hogar and plaza. I preferred mi hogar. I haven't even heard of any of these new places but I'm down to check it out. We just got a new Peruvian chicken joint out here that's fire. Also some south American grocery store opened up and every weekend they grill out in the parking lot. It's fire.

Where is there a true Mexican spot in Norfolk? Not plaza azteca?

Holy shit. Hepatitis even.

Sorry, kid! Everything here is on the record!

Is Chi-Chi's still a restaurant?